[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I am aware of that. However, I fear that God will still not accept me unless I become a US citizen.

It can't hurt.

At least you'd be surrounded by Godly Christians, instead of skirt-wearing, bagpipe-huffing queers.

Now, could you share with us a prayer for Sarah Palin?

[Adam Smith]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I will share a prayer; both for Sarah Palin and also my own safe passage to the United States.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I will share a prayer; both for Sarah Palin and also my own safe passage to the United States.

I agree with your sentiments, but I meant would you write a prayer for her to share with us . . .

[Adam Smith]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

That I will.


Dear Lord,

In this most troubled month, I pray for the victory of Sarah Palin and the Republicans.
For bread, water, and money,
Wine and water,
For the purgatory of homosexuals and liberals,
In Your name,
Please save the United States from Barack Hussein Osama the terrorist,
And let America rejoice in Sarah Palin's leadership.

Amen.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

That I will.


Dear Lord,

In this most troubled month, I pray for the victory of Sarah Palin and the Republicans.
For bread, water, and money,
Wine and water,
For the purgatory of homosexuals and liberals,
In Your name,
Please save the United States from Barack Hussein Osama the terrorist,
And let America rejoice in Sarah Palin's leadership.

Amen.

Sarah Palin's co-leadership. John is still in charge.

[Adam Smith]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

John is obviously old and senile now, I doubt that he will be much use except to tame Sarah Palin's female impulses.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

John is obviously old and senile now, I doubt that he will be much use except to tame Sarah Palin's female impulses.

Are you kidding? You're about to get into hot water, boy. John McCain is God's Maverick(tm). He's on edge all the time ready to fight the liberal democrat scum that want to make America socialist. You better hope he doesn't get wind of this. Jesus is offended.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

That I will.


Dear Lord,

In this most troubled month, I pray for the victory of Sarah Palin and the Republicans.
For bread, water, and money,
Wine and water,
For the purgatory of homosexuals and liberals,
In Your name,
Please save the United States from Barack Hussein Osama the terrorist,
And let America rejoice in Sarah Palin's leadership.

Amen.

What a lovely Catholic prayer.

Friend, purgatory is an imaginary place made up by Catholics. We are not Catholics, and we do not believe in imaginary made-up places.

[Adam Smith]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

What a lovely Catholic prayer.

Friend, purgatory is an imaginary place made up by Catholics. We are not Catholics, and we do not believe in imaginary made-up places.

I was unaware of that. Hopefully God will forgive me.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I was unaware of that. Hopefully God will forgive me.

More evidence that you've never read the Bible. The word "purgatory" isn't even in the Bible.

[Adam Smith]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

The word "Landover" isn't even in the bible. Now shut up and start praying.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

The word "Landover" isn't even in the bible. Now shut up and start praying.

Listen here you ungodly Scot, you're not even an American (like me), let alone a member (like me), let alone a True Christian(tm). You have absolutely no right to rebuke me and your uppityness is just going to get your sorry little ass in deep trouble. You owe me an apology and I demand it be sincere and immediately forthcoming!

[Adam Smith]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I hope you were joking there. I am righteous and you are not, illiterate peasant.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I hope you were joking there. I am righteous and you are not, illiterate peasant.

I'm as serious as the flames of Hell. If you're so righteous, why the "Unsaved Trash" moniker. All you've managed to do is call me names. How many times have you quoted the Bible?

"Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?" Matthew 7:16

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Gentlemen please, this is a religious forum. We do not joke at Landover.