[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Should someone be praying for Palin's illegitimate grandchild ("The First Bastard")? I'm concerned about its soul

You should be worried about YOUR immortal soul, sinner. God hates a smartmouth.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Should someone be praying for Palin's illegitimate grandchild ("The First Bastard")? I'm concerned about its soul

Personally I'm more concerned with the little Palin-tard. I'm convinced that there was some sort of switcheroo at the hospital where the liberal doctors tried to burden her with the 'tard-child. From the vast amount that we know about Sarah Palin, we can be 1000% sure that she is the last person that God would afflict with a tard-baby. We here at Landover have done our research and I will direct you to the article published just a little while ago: Do Retarded People Go To Heaven?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

You all should be praying that Jesus transforms her into a man so that her position as VP won't be a slap to the face of Jesus seeing as He doesn't want any woman to be in a position of authority over a man - PERIOD.

What have you done, John Sidney McCain!?!?

The way Jesus and I see it is that the Republicans just handed this country over to an ethnic because although Jesus won't stand for a female VP, a partially Canaanite president isn't exactly against the rules per say. His Canaanite blood serves his Jephthah and Shemite blood as evidenced by his proper use of the English language, normal manner of walking, and preference for goat meat over fried chicken; all the while maintaining the ability to make a jump shot when the cameras are on.

Thanks for selling out America to the minorities John McCain

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

A bastard is a child born out of wedlock, not a child CONCEIVED out of wedlock.

Bristle Palin will be marrying Levi Johnston, aspiring high school dropout, just after Mommy is finished winning the election.

While Bristol Palin's out-of-wedlock pregnancy is unfortunate, it never would have happened if Bill Clinton hadn't been President.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

While Bristol Palin's out-of-wedlock pregnancy is unfortunate, it never would have happened if Bill Clinton hadn't been President.

Bill Clinton didn't get her pregnant. I doubt he was even present at the conception.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

While Bristol Palin's out-of-wedlock pregnancy is unfortunate, it never would have happened if Bill Clinton hadn't been President.

Yes, Bill Clinton used his powers, as president, to find out who the VP candidate would be in 2008 and trick Levi into having unprotected sex with her daughter nearly eight years after he left office.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Bill Clinton didn't get her pregnant. I doubt he was even present at the conception.

Yes, Bill Clinton used his powers, as president, to find out who the VP candidate would be in 2008 and trick Levi into having unprotected sex with her daughter nearly eight years after he left office.

For those of you who are so retarded, Mr Jingles was clearly referring to the complete lack of moral guidance given by that man Clinton. The effect of his immorality rattles down the years as a damned soul rattles down to the pits of Hell.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Bill Clinton didn't get her pregnant. I doubt he was even present at the conception.

It doesn't matter if Bill Clinton wasn't there; it's still his fault. Everything is his fault.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I doubt he was even present at the conception.

Can you prove this assertion?

Of course not!

Bill Clinton was probably there, cigar in hand, and then using it to demonstrate to the innocent young Levi where to put his tallywhacker. He probably even guided Levi more directly, if you know what I mean.

Disgusting.

[Adam Smith]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I will. God won't let her down, I know it. She's innocent and pure, just the sort of president we need.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I will. God won't let her down, I know it. She's innocent and pure, just the sort of president we need.

So you're from Scotland? The Scottish are just retarded Irish, and the Irish don't have a good reputation to begin with. What makes you think you can be saved?

[Adam Smith]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

So you're from Scotland? The Scottish are just retarded Irish, and the Irish don't have a good reputation to begin with. What makes you think you can be saved?

I'm emigrating to America and burning my ungodly Scottish passport. It's the only way.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I'm emigrating to America and burning my ungodly Scottish passport. It's the only way.

Wrong answer, boy!

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:

Not of works, lest any man should boast.

For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.

Ephesians 2:8-10

Why don't you put down those bagpipes and pick up a Bible!

[Adam Smith]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I am aware of that. However, I fear that God will still not accept me unless I become a US citizen.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I am aware of that. However, I fear that God will still not accept me unless I become a US citizen.

Being a U.S. citizen is a good decision, but what if the plane crashes on the way to the U.S.? You're out of luck then, boy. You better get down on your knees right now, even if you're in public, and let the warm love of Jesus fill you. Or, you can burn in Hell for eternity. Your choice.