Pray for my Bail

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Havent been around much lately (Did anyone even notice?) Anyway I was tryin to spread the good word to the drunks,addicts,and workin girls down here,and havin a mighty good time at it too I might add. And when mornin came around they gave me a BILL! Can you believe it? I told em Jesus allready paid for my sins but they wernt buyin it. So Im really gettin tired of the chicken feets & beaks soup in this hoosgado so if you all could pony up a few pesos I can get back to spreadin the good word.(I might have to do it in another pueblo though.) Muchos Garcias in advance.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Havent been around much lately (Did anyone even notice?) Anyway I was tryin to spread the good word to the drunks,addicts,and workin girls down here,and havin a mighty good time at it too I might add. And when mornin came around they gave me a BILL! Can you believe it? I told em Jesus allready paid for my sins but they wernt buyin it. So Im really gettin tired of the chicken feets & beaks soup in this hoosgado so if you all could pony up a few pesos I can get back to spreadin the good word.(I might have to do it in another pueblo though.) Muchos Garcias in advance.

But if you're already in a Messican jail, isn't that an ideal place to spread His Word?

Just think of all the sinners they'll toss in with you, new ones every day! And nearly every one a Pagan Catholic!

I think Jesus has finally found your perfect witnessing location! GLORY!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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No he olvidado Don usted, me pregunta qué problemas le fueron pulg.

Sin embargo no puedo hacer nada porque usted no me enganchó con una virgen de más de dos veces. Perdón.

Havent been around much lately (Did anyone even notice?) Anyway I was tryin to spread the good word to the drunks,addicts,and workin girls down here,and havin a mighty good time at it too I might add. And when mornin came around they gave me a BILL! Can you believe it? I told em Jesus allready paid for my sins but they wernt buyin it. So Im really gettin tired of the chicken feets & beaks soup in this hoosgado so if you all could pony up a few pesos I can get back to spreadin the good word.(I might have to do it in another pueblo though.) Muchos Garcias in advance.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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But if you're already in a Messican jail, isn't that an ideal place to spread His Word?

Just think of all the sinners they'll toss in with you, new ones every day! And nearly every one a Pagan Catholic!
Sounds
I think Jesus has finally found your perfect witnessing location! GLORY!

You wouldent believe the s##t I've been witnessing in here.

No he olvidado Don usted, me pregunta qué problemas le fueron pulg.

Sin embargo no puedo hacer nada porque usted no me enganchó con una virgen de más de dos veces. Perdón.

Sounds like you should be in here spreading the sweet cheeks.

[SUV]

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Havent been around much lately (Did anyone even notice?)

Jesus! YES! Don Bozo, I had Feared that you'd fallen in with some other "Religion" and that is why you were absent.

Don Bozo, mi Preso Poco, sing this after me (and it will set you free):

"Oh, Jesus, you pay my bail
When they put me in that old jail.
Oh, oh, you always giving
A reason for living."

"Oh, Jesus, you be my friend
Right, oh yeah, right up to the end.
You take my hand
And I feel grand
Knowing you walking
Hearing me talking
I ain't complaining
Though maybe it's raining
When I'm with Jesus."

There, Hon! Better now?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Dado que usted tiene acceso a Internet por qué la prensa no Dios botón Paypal® y el diezmo con generosidad con su tarjeta de crédito.

Una vez que usted hace de que Jesús se ocupará del resto!

Sounds like you should be in here spreading the sweet cheeks.

[Brother Cletus]

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Dado que usted tiene acceso a Internet por qué la prensa no Dios botón Paypal® y el diezmo con generosidad con su tarjeta de crédito.

Una vez que usted hace de que Jesús se ocupará del resto!

Why are you speaking Democratic? You sound like this guy:

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Just trying to help Don Bozo feel more comfortable in his new home.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Jesus! YES! Don Bozo, I had Feared that you'd fallen in with some other "Religion" and that is why you were absent.

Don Bozo, mi Preso Poco, sing this after me (and it will set you free):

"Oh, Jesus, you pay my bail
When they put me in that old jail.
Oh, oh, you always giving
A reason for living."

"Oh, Jesus, you be my friend
Right, oh yeah, right up to the end.
You take my hand
And I feel grand
Knowing you walking
Hearing me talking
I ain't complaining
Though maybe it's raining
When I'm with Jesus."

There, Hon! Better now?

Hola SU< mi bonita nina. I knew I could count on you.You havent been duckin around on me while I was gone have you? I want you to know I've been good.(damn good they tell me.) It's not really cheating if you pay for it,right? Luv ya

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Just trying to help Don Bozo feel more comfortable in his new home.

It's not really so new, I've spent a lot of time in places like this over the years.

[Deaner]

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Bozo where the hell you been? Don't give me that crap of witnessing to whores and junkies; you were probably selling them your instructional video.

But Christ asks few questions when it comes to money. Tithe what you owe Him and all will be forgiven. Sister Sue has been beside herself since you've been gone; it's time to settle down and stop waking up in the gutters.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Bozo where the hell you been? Don't give me that crap of witnessing to whores and junkies; you were probably selling them your instructional video.

But Christ asks few questions when it comes to money. Tithe what you owe Him and all will be forgiven. Sister Sue has been beside herself since you've been gone; it's time to settle down and stop waking up in the gutters.

I just told him to do that in Spanish a few posts ago Deaner. He chose to ignore Jesus.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Bozo where the hell you been? Don't give me that crap of witnessing to whores and junkies; you were probably selling them your instructional video.

But Christ asks few questions when it comes to money. Tithe what you owe Him and all will be forgiven. Sister Sue has been beside herself since you've been gone; it's time to settle down and stop waking up in the gutters.

Beaners Dias Deaner. Havent seen your sweaty pits for awhile either. And honestly I spend 24/7 witnessing junkies and workin girls,verdad dude this is mexico. Tell SU< Im sorry for not keeping in touch, but I think its best that way for now till the sores dry up.

[JennyD]

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THERE you are! I've been combing the Innertubes for you!

I have no idea how to get hold of Juan, and Sister M&Ms was highly critical of my untamed bush last week. She said that if I didn't get it under control, she was going to come by and trim it herself!

We know what a butcher SHE is . . . Just ask Mrs. Poole what happened to HER bush when M&Ms got her hands on it!

I'll happily help you out if you can get Juan over here, on the double!

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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THERE you are! I've been combing the Innertubes for you!

I have no idea how to get hold of Juan, and Sister M&Ms was highly critical of my untamed bush last week. She said that if I didn't get it under control, she was going to come by and trim it herself!

We know what a butcher SHE is . . . Just ask Mrs. Poole what happened to HER bush when M&Ms got her hands on it!

I'll happily help you out if you can get Juan over here, on the double!

Excuse me I dont even want to think about J.Ps shrubbery. Juan will be there soon. God willin and the Rio Grande dont rise.