[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Well, I Hope your Thanks-giving was sono buono, Don B.

Except, wait - isn't that what the swarthy Italians say?

Oh SU< mi nina, I wish I was there with you for that sweet white breast meat and and diving between those succulent drumsticks for the stuffing. We have to eat with our fingers here but that shouldent pose a problem should it?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Attn: M&Ms, Being an ex-guppy gulper yourself do you know any passwords or secret handshakes that might help me get outa this mess?

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!!?



I don't know what kind of secret witch code words you're using to insult your True Christian(tm) betters now, but the only thing keeping me from banning you right now is the thought of Sister SUV's tears staining my new real snow leopard coat.

[SUV]

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the only thing keeping me from banning you right now is the thought of Sister SUV's tears staining my new real snow leopard coat.

And I Fear they would be greasy ones indeed, Sister, after yesterday's Godly Thanksgiving Feast. Not that I partook of very much, of course, but I was seated next to the Gravy Tureen and probably got some in my system through osmosis or something

(Bozo! Bozo! You better make nicey-nice to Sister M&Ms quick! I still have those drumsticks for you! You can't get that in Quarantine!)

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!!?



I don't know what kind of secret witch code words you're using to insult your True Christian™ betters now, but the only thing keeping me from banning you right now is the thought of Sister SUV's tears staining my new real snow leopard coat.

Can we work out some kind of apolagetic form letter where I can just fill in the blanks?(Like the one between your ears!)Seems like it would save us a lot of time. We should really be friends,we seem to have so much in common and Im not just talkin about the moustache. Did you know I had a baby harp seal pinata for my birthday?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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And I Fear they would be greasy ones indeed, Sister, after yesterday's Godly Thanksgiving Feast. Not that I partook of very much, of course, but I was seated next to the Gravy Tureen and probably got some in my system through osmosis or something

(Bozo! Bozo! You better make nicey-nice to Sister M&Ms quick! I still have those drumsticks for you! You can't get that in Quarantine!)

Hola SU< mi bonita nina,I tried to make nicey nice with M&Ms, we will just have to wait and see if she accepts my sincerest apology. (Oops I think I just barfed in my mouth.)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Hola SU< mi bonita nina,I tried to make nicey nice with M&Ms, we will just have to wait and see if she accepts my sincerest apology. (Oops I think I just barfed in my mouth.)

Heckuva a job, Bozie! I'm sure M&Ms will be very happy with that apology.

Well, goodbye and good luck.

[SUV]

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Hola SU< mi bonita nina,I tried to make nicey nice with M&Ms, we will just have to wait and see if she accepts my sincerest apology. (Oops I think I just barfed in my mouth.)

Perhaps in the Spirit of BLACK FRIDAY she might be swayed.

I expect we are all feeling the love today except for one Walmart guy, who was probably an athian and homer! to boot:

Eyewitness News

VALLEY STREAM (WABC) -- A Wal-Mart employee died and four others were hurt in the Black Friday rush to get into the Valley Stream store this morning.
The injuries occurred as the shoppers crammed into the Wal-Mart when the doors opened at 5 a.m.
Police said the shoppers knocked the man to the ground at 5:03 a.m., three minutes after the store opened.
A 34-year-old Wal-Mart employee suffered an apparent heart attack and was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Oh well. Maybe if I put some plastic sheeting over my coat...

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Oh well. Maybe if I put some plastic sheeting over my coat...

Sounds like you had T.D.dinner with VictoryOS. Thanks for the release, I knew you could pull it off. Thanks for the strokes, Im your friend forever.

[SUV]

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Sounds like you had T.D.dinner with VictoryOS. Thanks for the release, I knew you could pull it off. Thanks for the strokes, Im your friend forever.

Way to go, Don Bozo del Especial!!!

And just in time for CHRISTMAS

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Bozo de Don de la enhorabuena. No planeo frotarle ligeramente sin embargo.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Way to go, Don Bozo del Especial!!!

And just in time for CHRISTMAS

Hola SU< mi bonita nina. Sorry I had to miss Dinner with you. But you did save me a slice of your famous hot peach pie dident you?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Bozo de Don de la enhorabuena. No planeo frotarle ligeramente sin embargo.

I learned mi espanol in the putaria so your mexican rubs me the wrong way.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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That's because you speak that mongrel spic down there.

[SUV]

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I learned mi espanol in the putaria so your mexican rubs me the wrong way.

So did he, I think, Brother Bozo:

"Bozo de Don de la enhorabuena. No planeo frotarle ligeramente sin embargo."