[JennyD]

Re: Pray for my Bail

I've never had any cumings of any type with Juan. Solo chicas para mi.

Now that he's your True Cell Mate, perhaps he will teach you some new tricks.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Now that he's your True Cell Mate, perhaps he will teach you some new tricks.

Can we call a truce before I end up back in quarantine?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Quarantine has been rather boring lately. This might be what Jesus wants.

Can we call a truce before I end up back in quarantine?

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Can we call a truce before I end up back in quarantine?

Hey, I'm not calling for the Pastors to restrict you, Bozo.

But I see no reason for Landover to bail you out of that Mexican jail. No doubt you did something to deserve being there!

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Hey, I'm not calling for the Pastors to restrict you, Bozo.

But I see no reason for Landover to bail you out of that Mexican jail. No doubt you did something to deserve being there!

I was only doing my christian duty to protect/disqualify those poor ninas from virgin sacrifice.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Pray for my Bail

I was only doing my christian duty to protect/disqualify those poor ninas from virgin sacrifice.

el Guapo, we at the Landover Christian University School of Law would help you, but we just started our Christian persecution legal clinic, which responds with massive litigation in cases of anti-Christian bigotry (for example, public elementary school teachers who are fired for fulfilling their Christian duty to Witness the Gospel to their students). If we manage to get through the monstrous caseload--there is a lot of anti-Christian bigotry out there--we might find time to send someone down to Godless Mexico to look into your case.

So hang in there, it could be a few years, but, until then, we will pray for you.

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for my Bail

I was only doing my christian duty to protect/disqualify those poor ninas from virgin sacrifice.

Too bad you weren't witnessing to them as well, helping them feel the penetrating Love of Jesus, praying over and over and driving the Word deeper into their Catholic souls until they cried out for God!

Because if you were, and you were a prisoner of the Catholic Cult due to your religious beliefs, then perhaps Brother Smith could help you.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Don Bozo, did you get the money I sent via Western Union ? Some guy named Juan signed for it.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Don Bozo, did you get the money I sent via Western Union ? Some guy named Juan signed for it.

Which Juan?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Which Juan?

I don't know, everybody is named that down there. Could be Jenny's bush trimmer.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Attn: M&Ms, Being an ex-guppy gulper yourself do you know any passwords or secret handshakes that might help me get outa this mess?

[SUV]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Don Bozo! On Dia del Gracias (pronounced "grassy-ass" by some) you Resurrect! Who says there isn't a God?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Bozo feliz de la acción de gracias. Espero que le den una ayuda adicional de las piernas de pollo.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Don Bozo! On Dia del Gracias (pronounced "grassy-ass" by some) you Resurrect! Who says there isn't a God?

Hola SU< me dulce. Belive it or not I resurrect 3 or 4 times a night. God certainly does smile on me. Happy T Day.

Bozo feliz de la acción de gracias. Espero que le den una ayuda adicional de las piernas de pollo.

I hear thier gonna leave the feathers on today. Good thing too we need the fiber.

[SUV]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Hola SU< me dulce. Belive it or not I resurrect 3 or 4 times a night. God certainly does smile on me. Happy T Day.

I hear thier gonna leave the feathers on today. Good thing too we need the fiber.

Well, I Hope your Thanks-giving was sono buono, Don B.

Except, wait - isn't that what the swarthy Italians say?