[SUV]

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Sister Sue has been beside herself since you've been gone

It's even worse now that I know, Brother Deaner; you see, I'd convinced myself that he'd left to do a little early Christmas Shopping

Senor Guapo del Guapo! Tell me you managed to find a few good Sales on Cubic Zirconia and gigantic TV sets and other assorted ho-hos before your trouble began!

Oh well...even if not, Black Friday will be here soon

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Attn: Suger Cookie. Do you know how to bake a cake with C-4 that wont go blooey till the candles are lit? All I can promise in return is memory loss from the good old days.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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It's even worse now that I know, Brother Deaner; you see, I'd convinced myself that he'd left to do a little early Christmas Shopping

Senor Guapo del Guapo! Tell me you managed to find a few good Sales on Cubic Zirconia and gigantic TV sets and other assorted ho-hos before your trouble began!

Oh well...even if not, Black Friday will be here soon

Sorry SU< mi bonita nina but this is a pobre mehicano dirtburgo aqui,so all you can get is dried seahorses and such, and Passtor Ezikial and Bobi-Jo make bail for the ho-ho's as soon as they come in.

[SUV]

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Oh, but I adore dried seahorses!!!

Christian ones, of course

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Oh LBC why hast thou forsakin mi? We aint tallkin big bucks here, Sister Talitha probebly makes more in cinco minutos than it would take to get me outa here. Where are you when your needed? My bail is most likley less than the profit you make on a coffee cup. Hellllllp me.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Don Bozo Estoy enviando su libertad bajo fianza de Western Union.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Don Bozo Estoy enviando su libertad bajo fianza de Western Union.

Could you add a little extra for a lap dance a few cervezas? tengo mucho sed. Muchos Garcias.

[SUV]

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I "lap dance" for JESUS always.

I often get lost within the folds of His voluminous lap. Then I am lost indeed.

Mi amor, Don Bozo! Never give up on HIM!

Or, me

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Could you add a little extra for a lap dance a few cervezas? tengo mucho sed. Muchos Garcias.

Your thirst is of no interest to me only your eternal soul. I am helping you on Sister Sues behalf, don't push your luck

[JennyD]

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Oh LBC why hast thou forsakin mi? We aint tallkin big bucks here, Sister Talitha probebly makes more in cinco minutos than it would take to get me outa here. Where are you when your needed? My bail is most likley less than the profit you make on a coffee cup. Hellllllp me.

But Don Bozo, I sent the fifty dollars with Juan. He said he was going to take care of you, and make sure you got exactly what you deserved!

Didn't he bring it down and get you released?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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But Don Bozo, I sent the fifty dollars with Juan. He said he was going to take care of you, and make sure you got exactly what you deserved!

Didn't he bring it down and get you released?

Smooth move Jenny! You gave that friolero CASH! Guess whos sharin a cell with me now? I know your heart was in the right place but your cabezas in your culo!

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Smooth move Jenny! You gave that friolero CASH! Guess whos sharin a cell with me now? I know your heart was in the right place but your cabezas in your culo!

Attn: Jenny D. I feel I should apologize for that last post since Brother Wide-Open-For-Man-Meat informed me of your spincterectomy thus rendering you "CULESS." Sorry I dident mean to offend.

[JennyD]

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Smooth move Jenny! You gave that friolero CASH! Guess whos sharin a cell with me now? I know your heart was in the right place but your cabezas in your culo!

Well, that was rude!

You said Juan could be trusted. Because of you, I allowed him to manhandle my bush on several occasions, without any True Christian(tm) men to supervise him!

Seems you weren't entirely forthcoming about Juan, eh?

Well, serves you BOTH right!

[SUV]

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Don Bozo! Is this awful tiempo FRIO making you feel Angry? (It has that affect on me, too.)

Jesus, in Your Name I Pray: Let Don Bozo warm up some before Brother Deaner gets back. Hallelujah!

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Well, that was rude!

You said Juan could be trusted. Because of you, I allowed him to manhandle my bush on several occasions, without any True Christian™ men to supervise him!

Seems you weren't entirely forthcoming about Juan, eh?

Well, serves you BOTH right!

I've never had any cumings of any type with Juan. Solo chicas para mi.