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    Please pray with me....I need the people that run my home owners association to die already. They have milked up good folk for almost $500 this yr and now they want another $37.53 for late fees. I don't care if the death is swift and painless or slow and painful, I just want them gone.
    Brevard County Fl.......Blessed with a Baptist Church every 100 ft

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    Re: Please help with HOA

    Originally posted by kcobain View Post
    Please pray with me....I need the people that run my home owners association to die already. They have milked up good folk for almost $500 this yr and now they want another $37.53 for late fees. I don't care if the death is swift and painless or slow and painful, I just want them gone.
    You live in a trailer court?
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    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      Even if those people die, won't you still owe the fees?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        You live in a trailer court?
        we only wish we did

        Nobar King: the dead don't need money!
        Brevard County Fl.......Blessed with a Baptist Church every 100 ft

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          Re: Please help with HOA

          Curt Cobain would just go kill them himself. Since he's dead you would have to be his zombie. That would work, too.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Curt Cobain would just go kill them himself. Since he's dead you would have to be his zombie. That would work, too.
            Not a good idea, we have the death penalty here in Fl...prayers will have to do it
            Brevard County Fl.......Blessed with a Baptist Church every 100 ft

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              Re: Please help with HOA

              Originally posted by kcobain View Post
              Please pray with me....I need the people that run my home owners association to die already. They have milked up good folk for almost $500 this yr and now they want another $37.53 for late fees. I don't care if the death is swift and painless or slow and painful, I just want them gone.
              Lord, please help our new friend kcobain to understand Your Word, and find Your Love.

              May he read and comprehend these Holy Verses:
              Romans 13:1
              Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

              Titus 3:1
              Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,

              May this undeserving, unsaved heathen who has inappropriately and unjustly asked You to execute his creditors rather than live up to his obligations have a change of heart, discovering Your Love. May he then pay his agreed-upon debt to the earthly powers he mentions, below which he has voluntarily placed himself by purchasing a residence subject to a Homeowners' Association, details of which were revealed to him as part of the purchase agreement.

              Amen.
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                Originally posted by kcobain View Post
                Please pray with me....I need the people that run my home owners association to die already. They have milked up good folk for almost $500 this yr and now they want another $37.53 for late fees. I don't care if the death is swift and painless or slow and painful, I just want them gone.
                The verses from Sister JennyD are small poems to soften your heart - should you wish the direct words of Christ, I offer you: M'r:12:17: And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him.

                (I like the bit about marvelling at Him...)

                Also, prayer is a strange thing; you must realize that you are asking God to change His Plan - a Plan that His Perfect Mind encompasses for all of us, for all time and with ease - and there's you having difficulty with a shopping list.
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                • #9
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                  This fellow should meet up with that fellow Crazy Eddie. They sound like two peas in a pod.

                  All these obfuscatory taxes and fees can be laid at the Clinton's feet. I pray each and every day for Jesus to visit them with a terrible death and send them to hell as quickly as possible.
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                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    Re: Please help with HOA

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    Also, prayer is a strange thing; you must realize that you are asking God to change His Plan - a Plan that His Perfect Mind encompasses for all of us, for all time and with ease - and there's you having difficulty with a shopping list.
                    Another thing about prayer that the unsaved often fail to grasp is that He wants you to tell Him what He already knows:

                    Matt. 6:8: Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.
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