[StrangerThanStrange]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps

In their lives, you have become God. You have established yourself as being a person to worship.

What do you think God thinks of that? Taking His place in these peoples lives?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps

If you discover that your teachings are in error, what is your responsibility before God?

If that question refers to you, your responsibility is absolute. However, as Landover only preaches the full and unadulterated Word of God, then for us, the question is hypothetical

I'm willing to bet that you have your people convinced that you are unable to make errors.

Not at all, it is God who does not make errors and it is His Word by which we live.

[StrangerThanStrange]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps

Here's the question that has gotten me kicked out of the best of Christian groups:

If you teach me something wrong and I act on it, do you go to hell in my place?

[StrangerThanStrange]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps

However, as Landover only preaches the full and unadulterated Word of God, then for us, the question is hypothetical

Only God is perfect. Men who try to make that claim have a serious spiritual problem.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps

Only God is perfect. Men who try to make that claim have a serious spiritual problem.

And little boys who take dope and mock God have an even bigger one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps

Here's the question that has gotten me kicked out of the best of Christian groups:

If you teach me something wrong and I act on it, do you go to hell in my place?

No, you were kicked out for being a smartassed, God mocking demon. The town drunk in Freehold has more respect for God than you do.

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps

No matter what you write I'm not praying for Michael Phelps.

[StrangerThanStrange]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps

No, you were kicked out for being a smartassed, God mocking demon. The town drunk in Freehold has more respect for God than you do.

News flash .. you are not God.

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps

News flash! You aren't, either.

[StrangerThanStrange]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps

News flash! You aren't, either.

(G) At least I know that!

[StrangerThanStrange]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps

OK folks .. it's been fun.

BTW I'm the real deal. I'm ordained out of the THC Ministries.

Cannabis is called holy in the bible. To bad the KJ folks mistranslated. Could have saved us a whole lot of problems.

God Bless

hxxp://www.thc-ministry.org/forum/showthread.php?t=175

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps

That's great, a forum about a fake church where a bunch of stoners can chat in code about their drug buys and excessive doping rituals. THE REEFER HAS REALLY GONE TO YOUR HEAD, as they say.

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps

Well I don't agree with people that often on this forum but this I can make a exception. Michael Phelps won all those gold trophies for the US I think he should be able to have some fun, even if the fun is illegal

WE'RE NOT PRAYING FOR THAT DOPE SMOKER!! DID YOU EVEN READ THE THREAD??

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps *request denied*

I wish all these rude stoners that BARGE in here and try to teach us about the dope would just GO TO HELL already.

You'd think they'd be too dopped up and all crazy with the munchies to bother with coming here to GOD'S Favorite Forum and harassing US, GOD'S Chosen ones.

I guess we are blessed. GOD said HIS True Christians would be persecuted.

[lulz123]

Re: Pray for Michael Phelps *request denied*

Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.



Cannabis is my meat, it is a gift from god.


-From my King James Bible.