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    Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

    My son, Jacob Gambee, last month started hanging out with a few girlish boys at school, and started using a fruity kind of voice. I'm concerned his going to become a raging homosexual. I know the lord is against such things, so please pray for my son that he doesn't choose the way of the devil.

    Look how bad he's become:


    Please, I fear there is little hope for my boy!
    Don't be drunk with wine, because that will ruin your life.
    Instead, let the Holy Spirit fill and control you.
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    Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

    It looks to me like your little boy would be a great candidate for Landover Baptist's Vacation Bible Gun Camp for Sissy Boys. Sign up today, we don't have many openings left.
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    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

      Originally posted by Leslie Gambee View Post
      Look how bad he's become:
      I agree but I can't quite see why you have brought him out in public - parading your shame is no way to go about things.
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        Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

        Hopefully it's not too late to save your young one. Best of luck , my prayers are with you.

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          Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

          He Looks like a Nice Boy But You Should Not Let Him Hang Out with Those Homosexuals Anymore I'll Be Praying For Him I wish you the Best with Everything!

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            Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

            Oh my Brother Gambee, this is indeed distressing! I do hope you can nab a place in Pastor Ezekiel's wonderful camp, that'll fix him straight. My boys had gone to a similar camp- The Westboro Baptist Vacation Bible School- and are all now all as straight as the sides of the lovely signs they got to hold up all summer long.

            My prayers are with you!
            Sister Bernadette

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

              5 leeches popped in the front of his under pants continually for 2 weeks should resolve his homosexual tendancies

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                Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

                Originally posted by choccy star View Post
                5 leeches popped in the front of his under pants continually for 2 weeks should resolve his homosexual tendancies
                A good old folk remedy!
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                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

                  Originally posted by Bernadette Cassidy View Post
                  Oh my Brother Gambee, this is indeed distressing! I do hope you can nab a place in Pastor Ezekiel's wonderful camp, that'll fix him straight. My boys had gone to a similar camp- The Westboro Baptist Vacation Bible School- and are all now all as straight as the sides of the lovely signs they got to hold up all summer long.

                  My prayers are with you!
                  Sister Bernadette
                  Well Hallelujah, sister Bernadette! That camp is right in my back yard! I've spent many a long, pleasant afternoon watching the boys closely as they learn all the things that make them real boys. They make signs in crafts class, go swimming (it's only boys so they go skinny-dipping in a secluded spot that I can see from my bathroom window), they go to church, and best of all, they are disciplined mightily with a cane on their bare bottoms! Oh what great men of the Lord they will turn out to be!

                  In Christ,
                  Warren

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

                    If Sissy Boy camp doesn't work out you can always stone him.

                    Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version)


                    13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

                      Oh this truly is shameful. A person who attended my school started off as your son has. I dare not speak of the acts I now know him to commit. The gay must be beaten out of him before it's too late. Good luck and be sure to keep us updated with your efforts.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

                        When I was growing (I was about five or six at the time) up in the back woods of Appalachia, we knew a kid (he was six or seven) like that. The town got together and helped him out. Got him a new ID and a one way bus ticket to San Francisco. See what can be done when everyone pulls together.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          When I was growing (I was about five or six at the time) up in the back woods of Appalachia, we knew a kid (he was six or seven) like that. The town got together and helped him out. Got him a new ID and a one way bus ticket to San Francisco. See what can be done when everyone pulls together.
                          May I ask what was achieved by this?

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                            Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

                            Originally posted by John Magee View Post
                            May I ask what was achieved by this?
                            That should be apparent. The town sprung for a lifetime vacation for him in the swinging town of SF. We spared no expense either. When I want to go away, I have to get my own money, no one gives me a free trip. That kid was very unlucky, being born with a gerbil in his ass silver spoon.
                            I think his name was 'Percy'. Doomed from day one.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              That should be apparent. The town sprung for a lifetime vacation for him in the swinging town of SF. We spared no expense either. When I want to go away, I have to get my own money, no one gives me a free trip. That kid was very unlucky, being born with a gerbil in his ass silver spoon.
                              I think his name was 'Percy'. Doomed from day one.
                              So was there no way you could have made him see the error of his ways? The best option was to be rid of him once and for all so that he might not corrupt any other individual in your community.

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