wow see i knew people still thought i was attractive
Can you plow?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
jmarie, you must remember the Wrath of God will be much worse than any punishment your husband chooses. So, you must accept the wisdom of his discipline and reward him with a nice foot or back rub. Everyone here knows my mouth can run off, and my foot rubbing skills have had to become quite good over time. (Just a thought on top of making sure he has his favorite pie or cake.)
sigpicGenesis 1:20-22 21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
My pies are delicious and I all I was suggesting that after eating one of my enormous pies he would be too stuffed to commit adultery, he'd have little energy to do much else either. I have some herbs in the garden that are known to dampen a mans ardour. Some men are just blessed with too much and need a little calming down. That would guarrentee a man won't stray and he'll be in the chair for the rest of the evening with the lovely wife sitting at his feet, in her rightful place.
Having said that, husband number one caught me adding these herbs and I suffered the consequences so take care that you are not caught out. they tend not to agree with the calming influence of the herbs. But sometimes a man doesnt know what is good for him.
My pies are delicious and I all I was suggesting that after eating one of my enormous pies he would be too stuffed to commit adultery, he'd have little energy to do much else either. I have some herbs in the garden that are known to dampen a mans ardour. Some men are just blessed with too much and need a little calming down. That would guarrentee a man won't stray and he'll be in the chair for the rest of the evening with the lovely wife sitting at his feet, in her rightful place.
Having said that, husband number one caught me adding these herbs and I suffered the consequences so take care that you are not caught out. they tend not to agree with the calming influence of the herbs. But sometimes a man doesnt know what is good for him.
Sorry, I'll have to pass. I don't think I'd ever want to try one of your Hemlock Pies.
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