Jist wanted to "Thank You Jeesus"!

[Vavoline Johnson]

We all have to say Hallelujahs on this one, peoples. I got stuck sittin at da Dr office today cause Cleevon got his hemorrhoid check ober. But anyways, Miss Willie Mae Walker Jr come into the waitin room wif the Holy Bible in her lil black hand! She's sayin "Praise da Lawd" and tellin us folks waitin how good Gawd is to all of us. I felt filled wif the spirits and so did ebryone else.
Now isn't dat nice cause no matter where you go Jeesus is all round us, even at the colo-rectal Drs. Office.

[angels]

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That is wonderful Miss Vavoline. Praise The Lord.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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The other day I had hemmorhoid surgery, but I don't need to pray to your tooth fairy to feel better. That's what those "donut hole" seats and 50 mg Percoset are for.

Miss Johnson, I cringe everytime I see your posts. You set back the civil rights movement 150 years back to the times of House Negroes and Mammies. I honestly think a bit of education would do you good. You know there are federal grants available to you simply because you are an African-American woman? I advise you to take advantage of it now before the Republican Fascists run this country into the ground!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The other day I had hemmorhoid surgery, [...]

I think they threw away the wrong bit... The hemmorhoid would have added more to the world.

[eliot mayfield]

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God was punishing you!
1 Samuel, chapter 5

"6": But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof.
"7": And when the men of Ashdod saw that it was so, they said, The ark of the God of Israel shall not abide with us: for his hand is sore upon us, and upon Dagon our god.

"8": They sent therefore and gathered all the lords of the Philistines unto them, and said, What shall we do with the ark of the God of Israel? And they answered, Let the ark of the God of Israel be carried about unto Gath. And they carried the ark of the God of Israel about thither.

"9": And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.

"10": Therefore they sent the ark of God to Ekron. And it came to pass, as the ark of God came to Ekron, that the Ekronites cried out, saying, They have brought about the ark of the God of Israel to us, to slay us and our people.

"11": So they sent and gathered together all the lords of the Philistines, and said, Send away the ark of the God of Israel, and let it go again to his own place, that it slay us not, and our people: for there was a deadly destruction throughout all the city; the hand of God was very heavy there.

"12": And the men that died not were smitten with the emerods: and the cry of the city went up to heaven.

Deuteronomy, chapter 28

"27": The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.

Unhealable hemorrhoids. Consider yourself lucky he only warned you. Next time it could be much worse. He wiped out entire cities with these illness. Imagine the horror of an entire city dying of the roids! Before Preparation H! Nor did they have soft white toliet paper, they used bark and stuff.

[Once was lost]

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Hemorrhoids are the first advance stages of the Acquired immune deficiency syndrome or as some sinners call it,AIDS. It mostly runs rampant through the Black community.

[Luther T Washington]

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Miss Johnson, I cringe everytime I see your posts. You set back the civil rights movement 150 years back to the times of House Negroes and Mammies. I honestly think a bit of education would do you good. You know there are federal grants available to you simply because you are an African-American woman? I advise you to take advantage of it now before the Republican Fascists run this country into the ground!

Now there you go again "X". Miss Vavoline does not set the civil rights movement back one single day. If anyone is setting us back, it is militants like you.

What Miss Vavoline may lack in terms of education she more than makes up for in wisdom. "X" all your education is worthless. You have no wisdom at all. You see the world through black filtered glasses. That black filter lets in no light, leaving you completely blind.

"X" I hope some day you take off those glasses and see the light as clearly as Miss Vavoline. Perhaps one day you can attain the same high level of class and grace that Miss Vavoline possesses. Her simple faith in God is an inspiration.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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The other day I had hemmorhoid surgery, but I don't need to pray to your tooth fairy to feel better. That's what those "donut hole" seats and 50 mg Percoset are for.

Miss Johnson, I cringe everytime I see your posts. You set back the civil rights movement 150 years back to the times of House Negroes and Mammies. I honestly think a bit of education would do you good. You know there are federal grants available to you simply because you are an African-American woman? I advise you to take advantage of it now before the Republican Fascists run this country into the ground!

Hunny, I is as educated as I needs to be. Jeesus gave me a big house and a golden Rolex on my arm. What mo do the colored need? I eben got myself a swimmin pool . Fo all yo bitchin, what you got yoself but a education and a big mouf. That wont buy me no Looie Vittons!

[Vavoline Johnson]

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"X" I hope some day you take off those glasses and see the light as clearly as Miss Vavoline. Perhaps one day you can attain the same high level of class and grace that Miss Vavoline possesses. Her simple faith in God is an inspiration.

Thank you Mr Luther, I appreciate a fine buck like you standin up fo me. Miz X is exactly why we be losin our goberment benefits. We simple folk need nothing but the Lawd and a welfare check.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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First of all, dis thread wasn't about no hemorrhoid it was about how Jeesus came into the office in the form of Miz Willie Mae Walker Jr. What a blessin it was fo all of us waiting, to hear Miz Willie praisin God. It was like being in church but mo costly cause it cost us $150, no insurance.

[TC Patriot]

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Vavoline is a charming Former Negress. I would be pleased to have her for a domestic. We at LBC will not tolerate people coming here and picking on our Negroes.

Vavoline, you are a credit to your race.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Vavoline is a charming Former Negress. I would be pleased to have her for a domestic. We at LBC will not tolerate people coming here and picking on our Negroes.

Vavoline, you are a credit to your race.

Thank you sir, I is please to say I get told that all da time. It's nice to be so respected.
I got Friday's free iffen you needs me.

[Bryan Tamariki]

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Miz Vavoline, your simple and childlike faith is an inspiration .
Remember that Jesus Himself said that Our Faith should be like those of innocent children:

Matthew 18:2-5
2And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
3And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
4Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
5And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Miz Vavoline, your simple and childlike faith is an inspiration .
Remember that Jesus Himself said that Our Faith should be like those of innocent children:

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I preciates you sayin dat Mr Tomagotchi