[angels]

Re: Dear lord

Oh and to clarify:

HITLER WAS A CATHOLIC

STALIN WAS A RECOVERING CATHOLIC

Oh and to clarify dear. If you continue to pray to Satan, you WILL go to Hell.
Turn to Jesus, now, before it's too late.

[Sineer]

Re: Dear lord

Oh and to clarify dear. If you continue to pray to Satan, you WILL go to Hell.
Turn to Jesus, now, before it's too late.

That is in no way related. I worship God and Jesus in my own way, a way I believe is far less sinful, agressive, untactful, insulting and idiotic then YOUR ways.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8iU-LMxmU&feature=related

I repeat

HITLER WAS A CATHOLIC

STALIN WAS A RECOVERING CATHOLIC

So actually saying that if you're an atheist you're as bad as them is insane. Plus then you will be accepting being religous you're jsut as bad as them. Also, their have been many bad men and woman motivated by religion.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Dear lord

Oh and have your prayers been answered?
.

The Lawd be answering our prayers right now cause we still here.

[Sineer]

Re: Dear lord

But so are all these sinners. Has god destroyed them yet?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Dear lord

HITLER WAS A CATHOLIC

STALIN WAS A RECOVERING CATHOLIC

Tomato, tomahto. They weren't Christians, they denied Jesus, so they're atheists.
The only "recovering papists" are those who have repented and accepted Jesus.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Dear lord

That is in no way related. I worship God and Jesus in my own way, a way I believe is far less sinful, agressive, untactful, insulting and idiotic then YOUR ways.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8iU-LMxmU&feature=related

I repeat

HITLER WAS A CATHOLIC

STALIN WAS A RECOVERING CATHOLIC

So what, they both ran countries that were full of atheists.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Dear lord

Oh and to clarify:

HITLER WAS A CATHOLIC

STALIN WAS A RECOVERING CATHOLIC

What is your mindless point?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dear lord

But so are all these sinners. Has god destroyed them yet?

God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth. Jesus sends unsaved God-mocking scum to hell each and every day. Do think that's FUNNY, maggot?


Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Dear lord

Oh Pastor, that was a truly frightening thing you wrote. But forgive me, is that in the Bible? No, it's not. You made it up. The fact of the matter is there is no such place as hell. Instead of frightening people away, we should enlighten them that EVERYBODY, including Hitler and Stalin, go to heaven. Because God LOVE LOVE LOVES!!! Every single one of us. Including Hitler and Stalin. Yes, they were evil brutal men who ordered the imprisonment, torture and death of countless millions of innocent people, but God LOVES them! And right now they are getting their rewards for being sons of God - they are sitting in paradise, basking in the warm light of the LOVE of Jesus! ISN'T IT WONDERFUL!

[Nobar King]

Re: Dear lord

Have you forgotten to take your meds, again? OR maybe you're taking too many.

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Dear lord

I have no meds that I know of.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Dear lord

I have no meds that I know of.

Shame about that.

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Dear lord

How so?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Dear lord

How so?

So when you think about making insane posts some miracle drug puts you to sleep instead.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Dear lord

Have you forgotten to take your meds, again? OR maybe you're taking too many.

I think she ran out of the lithium pills and has switched to batteries.