Dear lord

[Sineer]

Dear Satan

Please destroy these insane forums and the insane people who preach god's word here. They are radical evildoers, little better, if not worse, then the supposed sinners inhabiting this earth.
They give us sineers a bad name and are the laughing stock of the planet. Can you please right their ways, or destroy them and the lord like this:

Thank you, and if you will not destroy beings even this pathetic I will understand.
Amen.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Dear lord

I do not think that anyone hears the prayers of the unsaved, which is why few prayers are ever answered. This is especially so for prayer that ask Him to perform evil deeds against the Lord's loyal and humble Servants.

You see, the trouble is that we here at Landover follow every Word of The Bible. If you think we are wrong, you think that God Himself is wrong - people who think this way get smitten by Him with vile afflictions (emerods, the Botch, leprosy, etc.)

Now, can I introduce you to my Best Friend, Jesus?

[Sineer]

Re: Dear lord

You are so stuck up if their is a god(I believe there may be somewhere out there) he must surely look away in disgust at the antics of you. Oh and most people would rather go to hell then have to endure heaven if all the people who go are like you.
Just thought I'd tell you what sane people think on the situation.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: Dear lord

Are you singling LBC out, or are you sending these nasty messages to every religious BB in the intertube? I can think of Churches that Satan might disapprove of less.

[Sineer]

Re: Dear lord

Oh and have your prayers been answered?
You're not loyal and humble. I bet most of you would gladly kill someone not from your crazy religion if it was legal.
Singling you out because you seem paticularly crazy.
Can I just be clear, I have no problem with what anybody believes. But when people go around calling me a sinner because I am not a christian, I find it stupid.
I love how you preach love but seem to find glee from "sinners" dieing.

[Sineer]

Re: Dear lord

The only thing worse then a christian who is crazy about everyone who's not a christian being trash/sinner/scum is a devout satanist, just to be clear.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Dear lord

[...]But when people go around calling me a sinner because I am not a christian, I find it stupid.

Just a minute! You are not a Christian, therefore you do not accept Jesus as your Savior and reject His offer of Life Eternal - you are indeed a sinner! So what's stupid about that? (Other than the fact that you seem not to see the irony of your post.)

[angels]

Re: Dear lord

Instead of asking Satan to destroy us. You'd be better off begging The Lord to save your ignorant ass.

[Sineer]

Re: Dear lord

Just a minute! You are not a Christian, therefore you do not accept Jesus as your Savior and reject His offer of Life Eternal - you are indeed a sinner! So what's stupid about that? (Other than the fact that you seem not to see the irony of your post.)

I'm sure just about every non-christian religion disagrees with that and finds that very offensive.
Did I say I did not believe in Jesus? No. However, I clearly stated I disagree with your ignorant, pharisee-like views.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Dear lord

Dear Satan

Please destroy these insane forums and the insane people who preach god's word here. They are radical evildoers, little better, if not worse, then the supposed sinners inhabiting this earth.
They give us sineers a bad name and are the laughing stock of the planet. Can you please right their ways, or destroy them and the lord like this:

Thank you, and if you will not destroy beings even this pathetic I will understand.
Amen.

Your magic won't work atheist. Pastor Zeke set a pray covering over this forum so no hex, charm, spell, familiar, demon and spirit will harm us or are forum. So keep your superstitions to yourself.

[Sineer]

Re: Dear lord

Instead of asking Satan to destroy us. You'd be better off begging The Lord to save your ignorant ass.

Dear dear, that's a sin, or are you forgetting "love thy neighbour?"
Most Christians are just as sinful as non-christians if you read the lines.

[Sineer]

Re: Dear lord

Your magic won't work atheist. Pastor Zeke set a pray covering over this forum so no hex, charm, spell, familiar, demon and spirit will harm us or are forum. So keep your superstitions to yourself.

LMAO I am no atheist. To be clear, I am not in a religion. I was raised religous. I believe in god, and do not have full faith in the big bang, all though I have accepted evolution seem slikely. However, I usually enjoy the company of atheists compared to theists, as they will not call me a sinner who has rejected Christ's offer of life.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Dear lord

Dear dear, that's a sin, or are you forgetting "love thy neighbour?"

Your "love thy neighbor" quote is trotted out by people who are ignorant of God's Word. It is quite irrelevant unless you realize whom Jesus meant by "neighbor".

Sir, you are despised amongst men for your Godless attitude, amoral thoughts and loud and obnoxious posts.

You need to repent for none of us know the hour at which Jesus shall return.

LMAO I am no atheist. To be clear, I am not in a religion. I was raised religous. I believe in god, and do not have full faith in the big bang, all though I have accepted evolution seem slikely. However, I usually enjoy the company of atheists compared to theists, as they will not call me a sinner who has rejected Christ's offer of life.

Then after all that, what is the point of your god? (He is certainly not ours.)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Dear lord

You are so stuck up if their is a god(I believe there may be somewhere out there) he must surely look away in disgust at the antics of you.

Would you care to prove that assertion? As Christians, we don't just take someone's say-so as to God's view of things; we have His Word, the Bible.

Dear dear, that's a sin, or are you forgetting "love thy neighbour?"

Someone just tried to warn you away from ending up in everlasting torment. I can't imagine what could be more loving than that. I trust that you will apologize.

Most Christians are just as sinful as non-christians if you read the lines.

Most "Christians" are nothing of the sort and are about as saved as you are. We True Christians™ are different because we actually are saved and don't sin.

[angels]

Re: Dear lord

Dear dear, that's a sin, or are you forgetting "love thy neighbour?"
Most Christians are just as sinful as non-christians if you read the lines.

Speak for yourself. Stop insulting the people here. Stop insulting God. And go read a Bible.