[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

Have you completely lost your mind? (silly question, I know)

Har har.

I had to stand between him and your demonstration. So I could either face him carving (as he faced me, though he was speaking in Latin or something under his breath) or turn my back on him and the table so I could observe your demonstration.

That wasn't latin, that was....I mean hey! You're imagining things.

I was spinning back and forth so much that I felt like a record. A 45 RPM record, no less!

Well, if you were doing so one would assume you're in reasonably good health and fitness....which begs the question of why did you ask my husband and some of the other menfolk which gym they use? Doesn't landover have a private gym?

By the way, I've never seen such a substantial stone table used just for carving BBQ meat. It must have been quite a chore getting it so far out in the woods! But I must admit, you folks did a wonderful job on the area. One would think your "lost garden" been there for hundreds of years.

Well, if a nice spot is found, full of conveniences, who are we to turn it down?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

Well, yeah, but wouldn't you want to be around the other side so you could see the carving closer as opposed to his rear end?
The view of the pig would have been thus obstructed. Although, I suppose the seating arrangements might have restricted things a tad there..

Have you completely lost your mind? (silly question, I know)

I had to stand between him and your demonstration. So I could either face him carving (as he faced me, though he was speaking in Latin or something under his breath) or turn my back on him and the table so I could observe your demonstration.

I was spinning back and forth so much that I felt like a record. A 45 RPM record, no less!

By the way, I've never seen such a substantial stone table used just for carving BBQ meat. It must have been quite a chore getting it so far out in the woods! But I must admit, you folks did a wonderful job on the area. One would think your "lost garden" been there for hundreds of years.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

I was watching to make sure he didn't drug it with LSD or something. But as I said, I kept getting distracted by your demonstration. So he COULD have switched it with something other than pork.

Well, yeah, but wouldn't you want to be around the other side so you could see the carving closer as opposed to his rear end?
The view of the pig would have been thus obstructed. Although, I suppose the seating arrangements might have restricted things a tad there..

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

I heard no complaints from you at the time! And you should know it was a pig....you seemed awfully intent on watching my husband bent over carving it....

I was watching to make sure he didn't drug it with LSD or something. But as I said, I kept getting distracted by your demonstration. So he COULD have switched it with something other than pork.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

I'd be more concerned about what a wicker like Rachael thinks is "baby back ribs" Brother Knees. Perhaps an emergancy intervention is required here?

That was pig, OYK is right. Suckling pig. Pork. Not baby ribs or long pig.

AND he had seconds and thirds.

It was a whole pig, I saw it on the spit.

Indeed it was. Pig. Pork. Not human.

Granted, I was distracted by that little "skyclad ceremony" demonstration that she and her 12 very fit lady friends did, while her husband was carving it up . . . but it was a pig, I tell you!

I heard no complaints from you at the time! And you should know it was a pig....you seemed awfully intent on watching my husband bent over carving it....

Well, they sure roasted one!

What else would they do, replace it with half a dozen smaller creatures? Squirrels or something?

No, they were Cornish game hens.
Of which you also had seconds.

I think it's charming that OYK is finally starting to think outside the bible. The rest of you are all just jealous.

As to this thread, those babies were most likely aborted for good reason. I am PRO-CHOICE. What kind of life would an unwanted baby have? Not only that, but it is the woman's body. Her body, her choice. I've said it before and I'll say it again. No one but the woman in question should have control over her body. Neither the xtian church nor the state should have jurisdiction over someone's own body.
How would you men like it if someone else told you what you could and could not do with your weiner?

[Deaner]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

What if you were told that your baby was so sick that within an hour of being born your baby would choke up its lungs?

I'd get on my knees and thank Jesus that the baby's liver stayed in place. You young people think you're oh so smart but you're nothing but backtalking potty mouths. You'd best get right with Jesus girl.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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It was wanted by God, otherwise He wouldn't have allowed its conception. Although, judging by the details of that story (father-daughter rape), it seems likely that baby will grow up to be a raghead moon-worshiper and will be damned to Hell anyway. BUT it still has the chance of being Saved™, which would not have been the case had it been aborted.

Sister Virginia, I don't know if that baby will ever have chance to be Saved™. Don't forget, it was born a bastard as the father and daughter would never have been married to each other.
That doesn't change God's will though, and if He makes any woman pregnant, she'd better carry that baby to term!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

I hold no truck with abortion. i'm all right with it. In certain situations, there's nothing wrong with it. But if the timing just doesn't suit, that's no excuse for an abortion.

Who died and made YOU God?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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And there was another unwanted baby in the world.

It was wanted by God, otherwise He wouldn't have allowed its conception. Although, judging by the details of that story (father-daughter rape), it seems likely that baby will grow up to be a raghead moon-worshiper and will be damned to Hell anyway. BUT it still has the chance of being Saved™, which would not have been the case had it been aborted.

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

Each year, 40 million innocent American babies are sent to Hell by wicked abortionists before they can comprehend Jesus. Pray to God that He may smite all of these murderers and end the slaughter.

Do you never think what it would be like to be in a situation to consider abortion?

What if you were told that your baby was so sick that within an hour of being born your baby would choke up its lungs?

True story:
A young woman became pregnant after being raped by her dad. In her country, abortion is illegal. She wanted an abortion, and her mother gave her consent. They planned to travel to England so she could have an abortion, but their country wouldn't let them. The young woman said that if she had this baby, she would kill herself. She had the baby, and guess what, she killed herself after. And there was another unwanted baby in the world.

I hold no truck with abortion. i'm all right with it. In certain situations, there's nothing wrong with it. But if the timing just doesn't suit, that's no excuse for an abortion.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

Do yourself a favor Knees and google to wicker code word "long pig"

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

Well, they sure roasted one!

What else would they do, replace it with half a dozen smaller creatures? Squirrels or something?

Do yourself a favor Knees and google to wicker code word "long pig"

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

Brother Knees,

You may tell be it was a pig, but what does Jesus say about it? What is He telling you Knees,...? What is THE TRUTH™ here? Remember wickers won't eat their animal (cough) "companions" like pigs and goats.

Well, they sure roasted one!

What else would they do, replace it with half a dozen smaller creatures? Squirrels or something?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

It was a whole pig, I saw it on the spit.

Granted, I was distracted by that little "skyclad ceremony" demonstration that she and her 12 very fit lady friends did, while her husband was carving it up . . . but it was a pig, I tell you!

Brother Knees,

You may tell be it was a pig, but what does Jesus say about it? What is He telling you Knees,...? What is THE TRUTH™ here? Remember wickers won't eat their animal (cough) "companions" like pigs and goats.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

I'd be more concerned about what a wicker like Rachael thinks is "baby back ribs" Brother Knees. Perhaps an emergancy intervention is required here?

It was a whole pig, I saw it on the spit.

Granted, I was distracted by that little "skyclad ceremony" demonstration that she and her 12 very fit lady friends did, while her husband was carving it up . . . but it was a pig, I tell you!