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  • #91
    Re: This is not for me but for my son.

    Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
    Bills is more than just rent I know. If I don't buy food we starve, don't pay the eltric we have no hot water,ect...
    See? Already it doesn't seem so bad. Hot water's pretty much a luxury, I'm sure you can go with out. And as for going without food, well, there are some people in this world who are desparate to lose weight, so just think how lucky you are.
    Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
    Selfish mother,huh, well i guess someone who's rich wouldn't know what its like to have no money or to work hard to keep a roof over ones head. There no demons in my son at all. If your that worried that there is than being a tc like you are wouldn't the decent thing to do is tithle a little extra this week.
    Why should she tithe extra? She's not the one with the kid that God hates.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #92
      Re: This is not for me but for my son.

      Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
      Selfish mother,huh, well i guess someone who's rich wouldn't know what its like to have no money or to work hard to keep a roof over ones head. There no demons in my son at all. If your that worried that there is than being a tc like you are wouldn't the decent thing to do is tithle a little extra this week.
      First of all, you does not need to be throwin' accusations up at my homegirl here. You is all up in the kool-aid and you don't even know the flavah! Mmmmhmmm! It be true that Sista Thumpa do have some nice things up in her house, such as her Dolce & Gabbana coat made from them clubbeded baby seals (which she have only wore once). But that do not mean she be so-called "rich". That mean the Lord have blessed her, and you need to stop gettin' all jealous and bitter up in here about it. If you had followed the LORD as He command, the blessings would start comin' in. Look at me, I haven't even been a True Christian™ for that long and the Lord have already sent me a wealthy ex-joo husband! It ain't gonna be long till I's gonna be high class up in here! Instead of Kraft macaroni and cheese, I'mma be orderin' my macaroni and cheese from that place where you haves to have a fancy dress on just to get in the do'. PRAAAISE!

      So you see, the Lord do bless those that put they faith in Him. You can try to make excuses and say "I can't afford this and that", but the Lord require an act of FAITH to know that you put yo trust in Him. (Genesis 22:1-18) So if you wants blessings, put yo trust in the Lord and His Word and tithe to His Church, and if you can't afford to do that, then it be all the more reason to do it, because it show yo faith. And all Sista Thumpa be concernded about be them debbils up in yo son's booty. If you and yo son got Saved©, then them debbils would shoot out of his booty and fly into some pigs, then them pigs would drown theyselves and the debbils would go back to Hell where they belong! (Mark 5:1-15) Why you gonna hate on this nice lady just because she bein' compassionate and tryin'a help you and yo chile?
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      "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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      • #93
        Re: This is not for me but for my son.

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        See? Already it doesn't seem so bad. Hot water's pretty much a luxury, I'm sure you can go with out. And as for going without food, well, there are some people in this world who are desparate to lose weight, so just think how lucky you are.

        Why should she tithe extra? She's not the one with the kid that God hates.
        I could do without the hot water but I won't let my son go without food. And I do know how lucky I am.

        I didn't mean she should and I do owe her an appology,though. And I won't say it.

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        • #94
          Re: This is not for me but for my son.

          Thumper, I am sorry I was so rude to you.Please forgive me.

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          • #95
            Re: This is not for me but for my son.

            Kooki,

            I have figured out a way for you to save both yourself and your son.

            If you consent to perform in producing some educational materials, I'm sure I can work out a method for you to pay tithes to LBC. LBC is always looking for good video material that explains the teachings of the bible.

            If you would consent to appear in a video showing the joys of Proverbs 13:24 then I'm sure I can work out some arrangement with the Pastors. I have all the equipment we will need. I will, of course, take care of all expenses except for various production f'ees and I retain ownership of the videos and have the right to license your and your son's likeness for any purpose.

            Please consider this generous offer.

            SF
            I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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            • #96
              Re: This is not for me but for my son.

              Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
              Kooki,

              I have figured out a way for you to save both yourself and your son.

              If you consent to perform in producing some educational materials, I'm sure I can work out a method for you to pay tithes to LBC. LBC is always looking for good video material that explains the teachings of the bible.

              If you would consent to appear in a video showing the joys of Proverbs 13:24 then I'm sure I can work out some arrangement with the Pastors. I have all the equipment we will need. I will, of course, take care of all expenses except for various production f'ees and I retain ownership of the videos and have the right to license your and your son's likeness for any purpose.

              Please consider this generous offer.

              SF

              Thanks for the generous offer but seeing how I'm not a christain than I shouldn't partake in any of the activites.

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              • #97
                Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                except for various production f'ees and I retain ownership of the videos and have the right to license your and your son's likeness for any purpose
                .


                And just what do you mean by this?

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                • #98
                  Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                  Thanks for the generous offer but seeing how I'm not a christain than I shouldn't partake in any of the activites.
                  You should reconsider. They have grammar and spelling classes.
                  I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                  • #99
                    Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                    Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                    You should reconsider. They have grammar and spelling classes.
                    Yes,but I'm learning that from this web site as well.

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                    • #100
                      Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                      Listen woman, if your such a bum as you make yourself out to be, then how are you paying for Internet service!? And why are you bothering us on GOD's FAVORITE FORUM instead of moving your lazy tush and getting some work done for a change? Show some backbone woman and work for your LORD and SAVIOR, JESUS H. CHRIST.
                      Last edited by Rev. Carlton Green; 04-25-2007, 02:46 AM.

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                      • #101
                        Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                        Originally posted by Carlton Green View Post
                        Listen woman, if your such a bum as you make yourself out to be, then how are you paying for Internet service!? And why are you bothering us on GOD's FAVORITE FORUM instead of moving your lazy tush and getting some work done for a change? Show some backbone woman and work for your LORD and SAVIOR, JESUS H. CHRIST.
                        Sir,I meant no harm here. I meant only that I don't have extra money to give away. The internet is for research for school, and what I meant by learning on this site,is that it has helped some with my grammar and spelling,(I know,not enough yet) not to mention some facts about the bible and Jesus that I did not know before.

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                        • #102
                          Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                          Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                          Sir,I meant no harm here. I meant only that I don't have extra money to give away. The internet is for research for school, and what I meant by learning on this site,is that it has helped some with my grammar and spelling,(I know,not enough yet) not to mention some facts about the bible and Jesus that I did not know before.
                          The Bible tells us that the poor are to Tithe everything they have. This pleases Jesus to no end.

                          Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #103
                            Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            The Bible tells us that the poor are to Tithe everything they have. This pleases Jesus to no end.

                            Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.


                            Well,if and thats a big if at this point, but if I end up becomeing a true christian than i will tithe. At this point I am still trying to learn what I can,and trying to accept the bible word for word. Whitch is proveing to be a very hard thing to do.

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                            • #104
                              Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              The Bible tells us that the poor are to Tithe everything they have. This pleases Jesus to no end.
                              Gah, she'll probably follow her friend Lunacy and half-read the first few pages of a book on Buddha, then decide to follow him without even knowing that Buddha was an atheist/agnostic who didn't actually believe in reincarnation or life after death.

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                              • #105
                                Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                                Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                                Well,if and thats a big if at this point, but if I end up becomeing a true christian than i will tithe. At this point I am still trying to learn what I can,and trying to accept the bible word for word. Whitch is proveing to be a very hard thing to do.
                                You said it yourself, Kiki, the bible isn't a very nice book. Why follow it at all?
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