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  • I need a Prayer

    Hello fellow Soldiers of GOD. Recently, one of my Kinfolk has gotten Married to a Negro. She has gone against the ways of GOD and I ask you to pray for her Almighty SALVATION IN THE LORDS NAME JESUS CHRIST.

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    Is the relative a nigress? Is the relative female?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Is the relative a nigress? Is the relative female?
      No, and Yes, my most holy Replyer

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        Is the negro willing to repent of his sinful ways and abase himself before Christ in abject submission?

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          Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
          Is the negro willing to repent of his sinful ways and abase himself before Christ in abject submission?
          No, he's a negro for cryin out loudeh. He Worships the Devil.

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            Friend, there is no place for racism here at Landover.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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