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  • Please bury the sinners in snow and freeze out evil

    Please pray for the blizzard to kill as many sodomites as possible. Please pray the blizzard makes people fall to their knees in awe of the Lord.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    Re: Please bury the sinners in snow and freeze out evil

    I will have my lovely bride place a note in our prayer basket at church service this morning.

    -ND

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      Re: Please bury the sinners in snow and freeze out evil

      Praise JESUS!! I truly believe that Christ has sent this massive snowstorm in order to encourage the unsaved to DROP TO THEIR KNEES and PRAY to Jesus!

      It is snowing in Washington DC (God's Favorite City) just like it snowed on Baby Jesus' Birthday, exactly 2009 years ago on December 25th! So much for climate change and stupid scientific secular logic! Nothing scientists discover through their silly "facts" make a lick of sense when you throw out a few random Bible verses and add some quotes from Apostle, Sean Hannity! Praise God!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        Re: Please bury the sinners in snow and freeze out evil

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Praise JESUS!! I truly believe that Christ has sent this massive snowstorm in order to encourage the unsaved to DROP TO THEIR KNEES and PRAY to Jesus!

        It is snowing in Washington DC (God's Favorite City) just like it snowed on Baby Jesus' Birthday, exactly 2009 years ago on December 25th! So much for climate change and stupid scientific secular logic! Nothing scientists discover through their silly "facts" make a lick of sense when you throw out a few random Bible verses and add some quotes from Apostle, Sean Hannity! Praise God!
        Indeed, global warming! I bet there's some pretty embarrassed hippies stranded in airports and tunnels about now!
        ROTFLWJ!
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          Re: Please bury the sinners in snow and freeze out evil

          Psalms:147:16: He giveth snow like wool: he scattereth the hoarfrost like ashes.
          Psalms:147:17: He casteth forth his ice like morsels: who can stand before his cold?


          The Good Lord has this one covered; it's a culling process for those whose purpose on earth has lost all Godly meaning.
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            Re: Please bury the sinners in snow and freeze out evil

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            It is snowing in Washington DC (God's Favorite City) just like it snowed on Baby Jesus' Birthday, exactly 2009 years ago on December 25th! So much for climate change and stupid scientific secular logic! Nothing scientists discover through their silly "facts" make a lick of sense when you throw out a few random Bible verses and add some quotes from Apostle, Sean Hannity! Praise God!
            Preach it, Pastor! When sick-ular "facts" and "logic" contradict God's Word, someone is mistaken, and it isn't God.
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