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  • Enobarbus
    Professor of English Landover University
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3496

    #91
    Re: Don't pray for Paris

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    I'm sure they see to that themselves already.


    Eno, she was originally found DUI!!! DUI is a MAJOR offense as it can lead to manslaughter!!! If she doesn't learn her lesson, the next headline involving that stupid spoiled slut would feature the name of her DUI victim!!!

    Rubbish on two counts. She wasn't found guilty of DUI this time, just of violating her parole. In Godless New Zealand you don't even get jailed for repeat DUIs. I know of a young savage who is going up for his 5th time on a DUI and hasn't been jailed yet.

    You are struggling Van Hellbound and shifting your ground. You said that the problem was that she was VIOLATING PAROLE. Now you say it's why she was on parole in the first place that counts. Your liebral and sorceress's attempts to obfuscate the issue will not wash here on God's favourite boards. With the light of Jesus in our souls and minds we see straight through your savage attempts to denigrate this poor Christian soul.

    And how serious was the first offence? Are you serious about her being a real danger to society? Even secular statistics are against you. It is males under 25 who are really likely to run you down and kill you, not people like Miss Hilton. And you have nothing to worry about since Miss Hilton wouldn't be seen dead in your part of town anyway. She is a woman of quality who stays away from the slums, ghettos, and trailer parks. She wants nothing to do with the trash of society, and rightly so.


    Her money, that's her parent's money more like. Her looks? Bah, she resembles a rodent. Her fame? More like infamy.
    She needs to get taught a good lesson on how society works as the stupid little tart has been spoiled rotten, and people seem to care more about whether or not she's getting a manicure in jail than the atrocities commited in wars across the globe, countless people suffering! Instead, she takes up the news, valuable airtime, and for some unfathomable reason people actually CARE about her!
    Yes, the liebral activist judges, the courts, liebral and feminazi scum, and all others involved should stop persecuting this pious Christian woman and do something useful. They should focus on locking up more nigras and other coloured people who are behind 99% of all rapes murders and most other crimes and leave decent white people alone.
    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #92
      Re: Don't pray for Paris

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Her looks? Bah, she resembles a rodent.
      No she looks more like what she actually IS now...a PRAYING Mantis.

      GOD Bless you Sister Paris!

      GLORY!

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #93
        Re: Don't pray for Paris

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        No she looks more like what she actually IS now...a PRAYING Mantis.

        GOD Bless you Sister Paris!

        GLORY!

        Lve, Sister Thumper
        I have to go with Rachael on this one - Hilton looks like a ferret in a sundress.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Enobarbus
          Professor of English Landover University
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 3496

          #94
          Re: Don't pray for Paris

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          No she looks more like what she actually IS now...a PRAYING Mantis.

          GOD Bless you Sister Paris!

          GLORY!

          Lve, Sister Thumper
          Thank you Sister. Miss Hilton has not been blessed in a couple of respects to the extent that you yourself have, but, these small matters aside, she is a plainly lovely looking young woman. Van Helsing and her witch cronies are patently jealous of her.
          Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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          • Unsaved and Loving It
            Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2007
            • 308

            #95
            Re: Don't pray for Paris

            Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
            Thank you Sister. Miss Hilton has not been blessed in a couple of respects to the extent that you yourself have, but, these small matters aside, she is a plainly lovely looking young woman. Van Helsing and her witch cronies are patently jealous of her.
            Anyone who is jealous of Paris Hilton should be deemed legally and eternally insane
            Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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            • Miss Hikari
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2007
              • 372

              #96
              Re: Don't pray for Paris

              Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
              Anyone who is jealous of Paris Hilton should be deemed legally and eternally insane
              And should never be able to mingle with the general public, until the end of time. Paris has nothing to be jealous of.

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              • Enobarbus
                Professor of English Landover University
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 3496

                #97
                Re: Don't pray for Paris

                Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                And should never be able to mingle with the general public, until the end of time. Paris has nothing to be jealous of.
                Then why do you people hate her so much? You go on about her as though she is Myra Bradley or worse. You hate her because you are jealous of her, there is no other explanation. You leave the poor persecuted Christian lady alone and focus on the beam in your own eye, Miss Chink.
                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                  Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                   
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 6572

                  #98
                  Re: Pray for Paris

                  If Paris Hilton were a boy I would be organizing petitions to have President Hilton in the near future. George Bush has proven to the world that the best leaders are hard-partying aristocrats who discover the blood of the lamb and repent.

                  I've GOT IT! Paris Hilton should be Geroge Bush's second wife! After all, Laura also DUI'ed a lot, and she's still the best First Lady in American history - in fact, Paris reminds me of the Bush daughters, though marrying his daughters would cause a political backlash in some of the northern states.

                  This gives me an idea for an entire new thread: which 700 women would make the best wives for President Bush? After all, First Kings 11:1-3 says that King Solomon had 700 hundred wives and 300 hundred concubines, and surely Bush is at least as Godly a leader.
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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056

                    #99
                    Re: Don't pray for Paris

                    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                    ...poor persecuted Christian lady....
                    Which of these words does not apply to Paris Hilton?
                    a) poor
                    b) persecuted
                    c) Christian
                    d) lady
                    e) all of the above

                    Correct answer: e) all of the above
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #100
                      Re: Don't pray for Paris

                      Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                      Which of these words does not apply to Paris Hilton?
                      Which of these words do not apply to Dances with Envy?
                      a) witty
                      b) likeable
                      c) Christian
                      d) Saved
                      e) lady
                      f) consumed with resentment about her inability to have children, thus leading to her holding a bitter grudge against everything that is good.
                      g) All except f.

                      This is fun, isn't it?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #101
                        Re: Don't pray for Paris

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Which of these words do not apply to Dances with Envy?
                        a) witty
                        b) likeable
                        c) Christian
                        d) Saved
                        e) lady
                        f) consumed with resentment about her inability to have children, thus leading to her holding a bitter grudge against everything that is good.
                        g) All except f.

                        This is fun, isn't it?

                        You're cute when you're snarky.

                        But why are you obsessed with my uterus?
                        Last edited by Old Iron Crotch; 06-19-2007, 01:04 PM.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • Sista Lateefah
                          Honorary White Woman.
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 522

                          #102
                          Re: Don't pray for Paris

                          Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                          You're cute when you're snarky.

                          But why are you obsessed with my uterus?
                          You is the one that always be braggin' about how you filled yo cooter with cement to mock God, so don't be tryin'a push that off onto other folks. As a matter of fact, Brotha Temperance had not said anythang about yo "uterus" (please fo'give me, Lord!) You had brought that up on yo own. If you spent as much time readin' the Bible as you does obsessin' over and talkin' about yo cooter, you be the next Betty Bowers!
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                          "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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                          • Old Iron Crotch
                            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                            • May 2007
                            • 3056

                            #103
                            Re: Don't pray for Paris

                            Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
                            You is the one that always be braggin' about how you filled yo cooter with cement to mock God, so don't be tryin'a push that off onto other folks. As a matter of fact, Brotha Temperance had not said anythang about yo "uterus" (please fo'give me, Lord!) You had brought that up on yo own.


                            Many times, the subject of my not wanting children is brought up by a Landovite, whether or not it has anything to do with my post, and used as an attempt at rebuke.

                            If you spent as much time readin' the Bible as you does obsessin' over and talkin' about yo cooter, you be the next Betty Bowers!
                            Me, the next Betty Bowers? I'd rather eat wax fruit.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            • Shallow-izer
                              Foul Sinner on Moderation
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 214

                              #104
                              Re: Pray for Paris

                              XD

                              If you believe this you're just as gullable as a catipiller after too much scotch.

                              Paris just ran out of influentual people she could <BEEP> to get out of trouble, so now she's going towards Jesus.

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                              • Kazoo
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 204

                                #105
                                Re: Pray for Paris

                                Originally posted by Shalo'zier View Post
                                XD
                                Paris just ran out of influentual people she could <BEEP> to get out of trouble, so now she's going towards Jesus.
                                Paris is looking to screw Jesus? Damn... here comes another holy war...

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