[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Paris

Showing Whorish Hilton with a halo around her head is like showing evolutionists holding up creationist posters. It just doesn't go together.

Look, who are you to judge? you hold satanic orgies in the woods and barbecue innocent Christian babies.

Until the other pastors and I meet personally with Miss Hilton, I will reserve judgment. But she (and her generous parents) HAVE made a couple of staggeringly large love offerings to Landover Baptist in the last few days, and so my guess is that she is now washed clean of past sin with the Blood of Jesus.

I know that burns your black witch britches to a crisp, but here's the thing: you too could make the decision to come to Christ, just like Miss Hilton has. You could make that wonderful decision today, and enjoy a wonderful new status right now! I'm sure you and Paris could become the best of friends as True Christian sisters in Christ. Lord I'd love to see that!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for Paris

Look, who are you to judge? you hold satanic orgies in the woods and barbecue innocent Christian babies.

Hey! If people wish to have sexual activities in the forest after a picnic, then that's up to them. I'm not going to stop them! However, the weather isn't the best for that at the moment anyway.
As to the BBQ'ing babies, for the last time, that was a roast pig. Sheesh.

I know that burns your black witch britches to a crisp, but here's the thing: you too could make the decision to come to Christ, just like Miss Hilton has. You could make that wonderful decision today, and enjoy a wonderful new status right now! I'm sure you and Paris could become the best of friends as True Christian sisters in Christ. Lord I'd love to see that!

EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
What a horrible, horrible thought.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Pray for Paris

Nah, keep Paris locked up. The more people like her in jail, the safer the world is.

[Peter]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

She should remain locked up. She did something that was against the law, so she was punished.

[Talitha]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

She should remain locked up. She did something that was against the law, so she was punished.

Atheist have no compassion

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Atheist have no compassion

Apathy is best! Then one doesn't have to worry about these "emotions" or worrying about your fellow man. *snickers*

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Emotions are for women and homosexuals.

[Bernal]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Emotions are for women and homosexuals.

Well, women and homosexuals seem to have gotten the best end of the stick, eh?

This leaves the True Christian men (and women, actually), who are insipid and at the height of insensitivity.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Well, women and homosexuals seem to have gotten the best end of the stick, eh?

This leaves the True Christian men (and women, actually), who are insipid and at the height of insensitivity.

Do you walk into people's houses uninvited and insult them? Probably not, because that would likely get you a face full of buckshot. But you do that here. Why?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Well, women and homosexuals seem to have gotten the best end of the stick, eh?

Filthy sodomites and feminazi females will get the stick alright. Jesus will see to that.

Ezekiel 25:17 And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Well, women and homosexuals seem to have gotten the best end of the stick, eh?

You keep your filthy innuendos to yourself, you disgusting little trollop. We are not interested in what you sodomites and lezbiancs get up to.

[Bernal]

Re: Pray for Paris

It's actually a frequently used saying, Eno & Zeke. I suppose you haven't heard it though, as you're isolating yourselves in your little true Christian worlds.

I didn't realize that saying could be taken in a disgusting way until you two came along, which is surprising as I usually am very perverted.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Pray for Paris

Dang, that stupid bitch is trying everything she can to get out of there, even reverse-psychology with the media!
And the only god that she believes in....well, she doesn't, really, she more worships herself as a goddess.

If she didn't want media attention she wouldn't be acting this way. She's still hoping to be sprung from jail.

I stand by what I said about her sentence still being too short. She didn't go to jail for driving without a license. She went to jail for VIOLATING PAROLE. She should be in there for at least 6 months!

Oh dear, she went to jail for VIOLATING PAROLE! Evidently the local DA's wife committed he same offence and was fined $186.00. Miss Hilton drove while on a suspended licence. A very minor offence usually dealt with by a fine.

You liebrals and witches are absurd. You don't just want her jailed; you want her beaten up and humiliated as well. Why? Because you are jealous of her good fortune -- her money looks and fame? It's times like this when you and your ilk show your ture colours, Van Hellbound.

A while back in this Godless land a coloured woman stabbed her poor innocent husband 34 times with a bread knife and left him to bleed to death on the kitchen floor. She was sentenced to 12 months imprisonment by a liebral activist judge and released after 6 months. And all the liebrals and feminazi said this was right because the husband had given her the odd -- well deserved no doubt -- clout about the ear-hole now and again.

Then a good Christian white docter shoots his harlot of a wife and is sentenced to 8 years, and all the feminazi are up in arms saying he should have got 20 years and only got off lightly because he was white and well-off. Balderdash, Van Hellbound.

When Jesus returns in Glory this persecution of White Christian people will cease, Van Hellbound. Then you witches, liebrals, harlots, homers, and other abominations in the eyes of the Lord will be dealt with. If you are very lucky you may even get a choice between being burnt or stoned.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Filthy sodomites and feminazi females will get the stick alright. Jesus will see to that.

I'm sure they see to that themselves already.

Oh dear, she went to jail for VIOLATING PAROLE! Evidently the local DA's wife committed he same offence and was fined $186.00. Miss Hilton drove while on a suspended licence. A very minor offence usually dealt with by a fine.

Eno, she was originally found DUI!!! DUI is a MAJOR offense as it can lead to manslaughter!!! If she doesn't learn her lesson, the next headline involving that stupid spoiled slut would feature the name of her DUI victim!!!

You liebrals and witches are absurd. You don't just want her jailed; you want her beaten up and humiliated as well. Why? Because you are jealous of her good fortune -- her money looks and fame? It's times like this when you and your ilk show your ture colours, Van Hellbound.

Her money, that's her parent's money more like. Her looks? Bah, she resembles a rodent. Her fame? More like infamy.
She needs to get taught a good lesson on how society works as the stupid little tart has been spoiled rotten, and people seem to care more about whether or not she's getting a manicure in jail than the atrocities commited in wars across the globe, countless people suffering! Instead, she takes up the news, valuable airtime, and for some unfathomable reason people actually CARE about her!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Atheist have no compassion

Can't serve the time, don't do the crime. I believe you fine folk use that same logic when it comes to eternal damnation.