[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pray for Paris

Paris is looking to screw Jesus? Damn... here comes another holy war...

He may have come back from crucifixion, but a night with Paris could be the end of even an immortal. I hope he wears a sacred condom.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Pray for Paris

I hope Paris Hilton hasn't found religion, or at least not until I've had my turn. LOL! You guys can have her. If she believes in Jeebus as much as she believes she has talent then she will be the best believer that fiction is real ever and will end up running your church.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Pray for Paris

I hope Paris Hilton hasn't found religion, or at least not until I've had my turn. LOL! You guys can have her. If she believes in Jesus as much as she believes she has talent then she will be the best believer that fiction is real ever and will end up running your church.

Blaspheming the Lord's name isn't going to make Him any less real.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

Blaspheming the Lord's name isn't going to make Him any less real.

Licking the cloud he walks on isn't going to make him any more real.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Pray for Paris

Licking the cloud he walks on isn't going to make him any more real.

That doesn't make sense. You're trying to imply He isn't real, but you admit He's walking around. And how can I lick a cloud? That's just not possible unless the Lord wills it. Maybe you should put down the marijuana and get some fresh air.

[YesImHellbound]

Re: Pray for Paris

This thread is still going? I guess I gave the TC's too much credit. I figured you guys would finally wake up and realize she is doing whatever she can to get out ASAP.

To all that keep claiming everyone else is merely jealous of her, please think a bit. There is no reason to envy that spoiled brat. I have always been glad that I wasn't raised that way because damn she is stupid/whiney/spoiled/insert good description here. Deny it all you want, but we are not jealous of her, we are simply SICK of her. Like previously mentioned, for some reason she is taking up time on news channels when there is war and death going on in the world. As for the reference I saw earlier to New Zealand, I fail to see the relevance seeing as how this is the USA. Anyways, you TC's who wish to pray for the spoiled little (insert euphemism for words I feel are not necessary), can go ahead and keep doing so, because you are giving the rest of us something to laugh about.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Pray for Paris

Maybe I should start posting in a different font and color to make me unique and my posts stand out too! Oh wait. I think I will just continue to rely on the quality of what I write instead.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Pray for Paris

Maybe I should start posting in a different font and color to make me unique and my posts stand out too! Oh wait. I think I will just continue to rely on the quality of what I write instead.

Great idea, cept you lack the quality the all mighty Shal has.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for Paris

Also, using your own name is far too passe. Slapping together a meaningless mess of consonants and vowels to make a username is a far better way of distracting people from the drab, self-aggrandizing content of your posts.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Pray for Paris

This thread is still going? I guess I gave the TC's too much credit. I figured you guys would finally wake up and realize she is doing whatever she can to get out ASAP.

To all that keep claiming everyone else is merely jealous of her, please think a bit. There is no reason to envy that spoiled brat. I have always been glad that I wasn't raised that way because damn she is stupid/whiney/spoiled/insert good description here. Deny it all you want, but we are not jealous of her, we are simply SICK of her. Like previously mentioned, for some reason she is taking up time on news channels when there is war and death going on in the world. As for the reference I saw earlier to New Zealand, I fail to see the relevance seeing as how this is the USA. Anyways, you TC's who wish to pray for the spoiled little (insert euphemism for words I feel are not necessary), can go ahead and keep doing so, because you are giving the rest of us something to laugh about.

You are awesome. I know the TCs won't listen to you, but yeah. You're awesome.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Pray for Paris

Also, using your own name is far too passe. Slapping together a meaningless mess of consonants and vowels to make a username is a far better way of distracting people from the drab, self-aggrandizing content of your posts.

Or putting the word "Brother" in their username, and refering to everyone as "Friend."

[Appelfap.]

Re: Pray for Paris

Why?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Paris

Why?

Appleboy! I thought we had this sorted out. No more one word posts. Make a sentence or skip the whole thing, ok?

Great to see you back, boy. I thought maybe Jesus had already killed you for being a damned frenchie.

[Window-Lickky]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Do you walk into people's houses uninvited and insult them? Probably not, because that would likely get you a face full of buckshot. But you do that here. Why?

Because this is a forum, on the internet, and is therefore a place for public chat and discussion. By putting this forum up for all to see, you're inviting them to attack your out dated beliefs.

[Talitha]

Re: Pray for Paris

WELL GLORY-BE!!

Sister Paris is already back with her family and ready and willing to do work for Our Lord Jesus Christ.

I've already sent over an Invite for her to visit our Church. I'm sure we have yet another Platinum Tither in the making