[Pokemon rules hell]

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None of this makes sense. Let kids be kids and let them live their lives. A little card game isn't going to automatically make them hell-bound.

He's right also there is no article saying children who play pokemon are less smart it has no effect on IQ and of course they get mad when their father throws away the cards they probably bought them that's wasted money
so your religious retardation is pointless a few people won't be able to get a multimillion-dollar corporation so just stop and let them be kids

[John Creeser]

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He's right also there is no article saying children who play pokemon are less smart it has no effect on IQ and of course they get mad when their father throws away the cards they probably bought them that's wasted money
so your religious retardation is pointless a few people won't be able to get a multimillion-dollar corporation so just stop and let them be kids

I'm not sure I can make heads or tails of the above except to say if you play pokeman...this is what happens to your brain. Wow.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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He's right also there is no article saying children who play pokemon are less smart it has no effect on IQ and of course they get mad when their father throws away the cards they probably bought them that's wasted money
so your religious retardation is pointless a few people won't be able to get a multimillion-dollar corporation so just stop and let them be kids

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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My girls were never allowed to watch this things when they were younger, instead, we send them to church to pray for all those por kids whose parents allow them do that and another devilish things. Pokemon is simply a Satan tool

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Brethren and Sistren (and gametard sinners),

This is worth watching. This GODLY man is an EX-SATANTIST turned preacher and he knows what he is talking about.

In this superb video he explains that Pokémon is really demonized/occultist/brain-washing/hypnotizing Satanic trash!

Did you know that Pokémon actually means "pocket demon"!

Listen and learn!

[GenesisIsWrong]

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God doesn't exist you absolute baka.

[GenesisIsWrong]

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You said you don't have big toes. The only reason not to submit a photo of them is because you're lying and we would see that from the photograph. If you're not lying, you have nothing to hide.

I masturbated to your profile pic.

[see_the_light]

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I masturbated to your profile pic.

Genesis 38:10

And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Submissive wife]

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I praying my heart out for this very worthy cause. My HUSBAND told me (and he is never wrong,) that pokemon was originally called poke~a~man. How utterly abominable is that!!! I feel sick.

[John Allen]

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On topic, has anyone here heard of the so called Lavender Town Syndrome?

[Waffle Con]

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Okay I'm going to say that Pokemon isn't satanic or any other things like that because i'm sure the Pope said that kids can either play the games or use the trading cards (one or the other) and sure there are things that might seem a bit anti-christian i.e Giratina but then people come up with theories on it and instead of doing anything bad or being the equivalent of Lucifer he is however the Pokémon of gravity and was banished to the distortion world to control his powers of summoning black holes.

[Waffle Con]

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I praying my heart out for this very worthy cause. My HUSBAND told me (and he is never wrong,) that pokemon was originally called poke~a~man. How utterly abominable is that!!! I feel sick.

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No it isn't it is and was called "Pocket Monster" in Japan but in America and every other country they changed it to Pokémon to shorten the word.

[Didymus Much]

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...i'm sure the Pope said...

And just why would anyone here give a rat's ass what that dress-wearing apologist for pedophiles worldwide has to say?

And just why would anyone here listen to someone who has so little clue as to what's actually going on (i.e. YOU) as to think the freaking Pope has any influence on a Baptist church?

And if you want to claim that the Pope or anyone else said or did anything, anywhere, at any time, then CITE A SOURCE. Your word alone is worth what we know of you: NOTHING.

[John Creeser]

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And just why would anyone here give a rat's ass what that dress-wearing apologist for pedophiles worldwide has to say?

And just why would anyone here listen to someone who has so little clue as to what's actually going on (i.e. YOU) as to think the freaking Pope has any influence on a Baptist church?

And if you want to claim that the Pope or anyone else said or did anything, anywhere, at any time, then CITE A SOURCE. Your word alone is worth what we know of you: NOTHING.

For once, the atheist is correct. It only took you the better part of a decade.

Why do we keep him here again?

[Dana723]

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Okay I'm going to say that Pokemon isn't satanic or any other things like that because i'm sure the Pope said that kids can either play the games or use the trading cards (one or the other) and sure there are things that might seem a bit anti-christian i.e Giratina but then people come up with theories on it and instead of doing anything bad or being the equivalent of Lucifer he is however the Pokémon of gravity and was banished to the distortion world to control his powers of summoning black holes.

My word...what do some of these kids have against using a period or comma in their posts?