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Job 39:9-10 (King James Version)
9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
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You seem to have never even opened a Bible. Perhaps this article in layman's terms will be helpful to you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_SpiritOriginally posted by HolyWing View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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It is scientifically proven that laughter is healthy for your body. Guess what? A Christian just had a positive health influence on you!Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
You want me to ask your question? I don't get it? Why can't you ask your own question?Originally posted by HolyWing View PostI take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Job 39:9-10 (King James Version)
9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?Comment
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That reflects rather poorly on you then, doesn't it. So far, you've lied about your religious credentials and you've mocked us. If you're trying to make a case for atheist morals, you're not using the best possible angle...Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
You told me that you want me to ask you a question. I can ask you a question:Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
Have you tried surrendering to the True God of True Christianity?I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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So you say that all atheists are the same? Well then, you Christians are a Jew hating bunch of people who want to exterminate them, because Hitler was a Christian.Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
I surrended (maybe the wrong spelling or grammar, as you can see I'm Danish) to your so-called "True God", I got baptized when I was 14 years old just so I could confirm myself, or whatever you call that. It was the biggest mistake of my life. My brother isn't baptized, and I envy him.Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
I found the "true meaning" (in citation marks because no one has proven by 100% what the true meaning is) by my brother who read our "bible" "The God Delusion" and convinced me into becoming the non-believer I am today.
I have noticed that you say that Atheists is god hating, monkey worshiping people.
No, we cannot hate something that does not exist, some of us just hate religious people. We are not worshiping monkeys either, that is something a cult or a religion would do, we just believe (from strong scientific evidence) that man evolved from apes.Job 39:9-10 (King James Version)
9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?Comment
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Let's turn it around: do you think ethical atheists would want to be represented by you and your argumentation style?Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
Also, Hitler was not a True Christian by any means: he was either an atheist or a catholic. Either way, not Christian. You might like to know he was very fond of evolution theory and tried to apply that to the germanic race.
Why? What did you lose? If it didn't do anything, then it's hardly a terrible mistake, right?Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
Was your baptizer a True Christian? Did he use the KJV 1611 Bible? It's like saying you hate hamburgers because you got food poisoning from one once in a McDonald's.
No, you got that wrong -- evolution theory states that humans and apes share a common ancestor, not that humans evolved from apes.Originally posted by HolyWing View PostI take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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You just damned yourself to Hell with no possibility of redemption. Jesus will forgive all sins...except blasphemy of the Holy Ghost.Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
Mark 3:28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:
You are now a lost cause. It makes no sense for anyone to help you attain Salvation(r) now.Comment
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I turned your argument around, just so you can see how it fells to be accused by something like that.Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
Hitler was a born roman-catholic and he preserved a Christian faith through his life, according to Wikipedia that is.Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
I did not lose anything, it's more of a symbolic mistake. I am a proud Atheist, but I am baptized and confirmed. I don't like that.Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
My baptizer was a protestant priest. and I do not think he used your ancient bible. I don't even know what's so special about your bible.Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
Indeed we share common ancestors, and these ancestors were a species of ape, but I can use the word primate instead if you want. Because that is what we all are, primates.Originally posted by GOD=life View PostJob 39:9-10 (King James Version)
9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?Comment
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You do realize that we do not consider catlicks to be Christians, right? You might have noticed that they have pedophilia scandals in just about every country they're in. To say that catlicks are Christians is an insult to Christians. They will go to Hell, along with their cross-dressing pope. Not surprisingly, the current pope was member of the Hitler-jugend.Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
The puzzle pieces fit perfectly... catholicism = pro-pedophilia and pro-nazi.
And you you started out pretending to be a Christian. How do you combine the two?Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
The KJV 1611 Bible is the only correct Word of God. All other Bibles are bastardized versions. So in a way you were not baptized because it wasn't done by someone who will go to Heaven. You might notice on LBC that our biggest peeve are false Christians who claim they are Saved, but aren't.Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
You might also have noticed that you can't have an argument with most so-called Christians because they'll just pick and choose the parts of the Bible that are convenient to them. Not so here. That's what makes this place very different.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Catholicism is christianity, it's the monks who are evil. But what do I know, it may say in the bible that you may have sexual relations with male children.Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
I certainley did not pretend to be a Christian, I was one. I just stopped believing later on.Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
If it is like that, then nobody is baptized. There is no heaven so logically no one is baptized according to your argument.Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
Seeing as you are opposed to some of my opinions when I pretended to be Christian in this thread, you just take out parts you are comfortable with.Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
I just meant that it sounded so funny, holy ghost possessing people to write that bookOriginally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
By the way, would you care to explain why you write have copyright on things when you clearly haven't?
Job 39:9-10 (King James Version)
9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?Comment
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We do not hold that view. In fact, Pastor Ezekiel explained this at length two years ago:Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
You contradict yourself here.Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
Here you say "It's my right as a christian":
So when exactly did you decide to no longer be a Christian? Was it before or after post #5?I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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I thought you meant when I was a christian, that I was just fake when I baptized and confirmed myself. I was faking it in this very thread, with the intention of see how you reacted.Originally posted by GOD=life View PostYou contradict yourself here.
Here you say "It's my right as a christian":
So when exactly did you decide to no longer be a Christian? Was it before or after post #5?Job 39:9-10 (King James Version)
9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?Comment
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I don't get it...
So basically, you're just trying to manipulate us for your own enjoyment?
That's not very (True) Christian like...
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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