Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

[Tha Duckman]

To have sex REALLY soon. It's been ****ing AGES! Tha Duck wants some pussy, yo!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

To have sex REALLY soon. It's been ****ing AGES! Tha Duck wants some pussy, yo!

You don't need sex. Sex is for Fags. Think about Jesus. Go down on you knees and open yourself to His glory.

[Tha Duckman]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

If I get down on my knees for him, will he do it for me?

If sex is for fags, how do you guys procreate???

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

If I get down on my knees for him, will he do it for me?

Refresh you, as it says in Scripture.

Philemon 1:20 Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.

If sex is for fags, how do you guys procreate???

As Jesus wants; when we are married with a sheet between the couple with a hole in the right part.

[Tha Duckman]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

But then you're ruining a perfectly good sheet! I guess you could always cut another hole in it, wear it over your head and pretend you're the Holy Ghost, or part of the KKK (Read = Church).

So, that scripture, it basically says "Butt **** me"?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

But then you're ruining a perfectly good sheet! I guess you could always cut another hole in it, wear it over your head and pretend you're the Holy Ghost, or part of the KKK (Read = Church).

KKK? Were do you get the idea we are part of that group of racists?

So, that scripture, it basically says "Butt **** me"?

LOL, were did you get that silly idea? It says Jesus will refresh your very bowels. There is nothing sexual about that.

[Tha Duckman]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

Ah, so The Church offers colonics! That's a good reason to sign up, any way.

And I find the idea that you think that any one who doesn't fall into an incredibly slim category to be damned to be pretty racist. Any particular reason you think black people don't have souls?

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

They also think women don't have souls either.

[Talitha]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

Tha Duck wants some pussy, yo!

It sounds like the only "Pussy" you need is Ninja Kitty. he knows everything about Adolescent Male Teens like you and their Carnal desires.

They also think women don't have souls either.

It is so written. However, our top Christian advisers are still looking into this matter and although it is probably true, there has not been an absolutely conclusive answer.

[Deaner]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

Any particular reason you think black people don't have souls?

Like most other sinners I'm sure you think it's because we're racist, backwater fools. We're not.

Personally I think God gave the negro's rythm and an inate ability to play the harmonica in place of a soul. If you've ever seen a negro tap dancing, playing hambone and jokingly opening their eyes real wide with a mocking shocked look on their face you'd quickly notice that Our Saviour hasn't forgotten them. It cracks me up every time I see it.

While I don't know what their eternal reward will be, I can assure you I wish them well.

And I don't think they're lazy either. I've got a field negro that will do the work of 5 men and he works 18 hours a day all year round. He works twice as fast when I get the buggy whip out but I'm usually only fooling around with him, I'm not serious.

[Kazoo]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

To have sex REALLY soon. It's been ****ing AGES! Tha Duck wants some pussy, yo!

I seem to recall you saying something along the lines of:

...I'm a seven year old boy...

Sometimes you've got to wonder...

[Ixi]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

To have sex REALLY soon. It's been ****ing AGES! Tha Duck wants some pussy, yo!

Go on EHarmony then

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

Sex is for Fags.

Last time I checked, it was actually quite the opposite. You know you were created by your parents having sex. Think about that for a moment. That means your parents were fags at one point. And if you have any kids, then that means you were as well.

Doesn't Zeke have a child or two? I could be wrong, but I remember reading a comment that he does somewhere. If he does, that means you're saying he participated in a fagot act as well. I'm sure you don't want to make that assertion. SO...I'd be more careful about my wording good sir.

Besides, if that means I'm going to be a fag someday, then...whatever.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

Any particular reason you think black people don't have souls?

What is a "black" person anyway? You'd best study my signature and realize the Truth. "Black" is a racist term and we frown on racism.

The majority of nigra DO have souls.

The vast majority of Wild African Negroidials do NOT have souls because their ancestors weren't lucky enough to be raped by lonely slightly retarded drunken white sailors who hadn't seen a white woman in months.

And women? I have it on good authority that they DO have souls. The rumors that the do not is speculation. Rather or not their original purpose will be null and void in Heaven does not mean they do not have a souls here and now.

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

What is a "black" person anyway? You'd best study my signature and realize the Truth. "Black" is a racist term and we frown on racism.

The majority of nigra DO have souls.

"Black", "nigra", "colored", my friends and I consider all words/names like that to be racist. We prefer the words "human" or "human beings".

The vast majority of Wild African Negroidials do NOT have souls because their ancestors weren't lucky enough to be raped by lonely slightly retarded drunken white sailors who hadn't seen a white woman in months.

I wouldn't consider it lucky to be raped by ANYONE. Besides, a lot of "Africans" during that time were, in fact, raped and sodomized before and after the trip to America where they were traded and bought as slaves (it was in every history book that I've ever read).

And women? I have it on good authority that they DO have souls. The rumors that the do not is speculation. Rather or not their original purpose will be null and void in Heaven does not mean they do not have a souls here and now.

Well, in THIS article, Dr. Fred Neiman, a Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, seems to think that women do NOT have souls and claims that it's a "Bible Fact!"