[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Bless you, Brother Levi! That is a GLORIOUS idea the Lord has given you! Ram's horns are indeed the way to go! We'll keep the joo lawyers working as backup, but yours is indeed a viable plan!
Is it perfectly legal? No. But once it works, everyone in this nation will have NO CHOICE but to admit to the GLORY OF GOD, tear up the constitution, and replace it with the King James 1611 Bible!

[TC Patriot]

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I smell and ACORN! They have been targeting True Christians throughout America. Now they think they have caught a big fish. It will back fire on them. Jesus will see to that!

[Godfly]

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Are any of the judges in Freehold members of the Church? I would hate to see the court house leveled by Ram's horns only to find out the judge is a True Christian™.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Are any of the judges in Freeport members of the Church? I would hate to see the court house leveled by Ram's horns only to find out the judge is a True Christian™.

Freehold. All judges in Freehold are True Christians(tm).
Unfortunately, the activist judges we have to deal with are in Des Moines.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Just a thought: Can we trade Brittany for Pastor Zeke's release? She must be wanted in a couple of states, at least. And it would be a slam-dunk for the District Attorney's Office, whereas it must be sinking in for them by now that Pastor Zeke will WALK.

[Godfly]

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Freehold. All judges in Freehold are True Christians™.
Unfortunately, the activist judges we have to deal with are in Des Moines.

Des Moines! This is more serious than I thought! You can't swing a pillow case filled with tightly bound Chick Tracts in Des Moines without hitting some kind of pervert, goth, or Communist. My sister lives in Des Moines with her cat-licker husband and I've seen things there I don't like to remember. I'm packing up my Ram's horn and meet y'all there!

[Levi Jones]

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Turns out we need 7 rams' horns.

Joshua 6:6
And Joshua the son of Nun called the priests, and said unto them, Take up the ark of the covenant, and let seven priests bear seven trumpets of rams' horns before the ark of the LORD.

I can't wait to perform this ancient godly ritual to liberate our beloved Pastor.

[HTannor]

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I talked with the Blackwater crew and they'll take a pass on the horns. They try to operate quietly and already have a sophisticated communication system in place.

I relayed Sister Mary Maria's plea to remain calm in this time of crisis and they agreed. They said they will spend their time field-stripping and oiling their tools of the trade.

The crew also brought along one of the members of the Blackwater legal team that got the outrageous war crimes charges dismissed. He is currently spending some time reviewing the list of activist judges here in the Des Moines area and devising a plan to visit each one in advance of Zeke's appearance in court. By the way, the guy is not a joo so we can expect a top notch job "communicating" with each of those robed clowns.

[SUV]

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Pastor Ezekiel, Hon! I've been on my knees Praying for you ever since I first heard the dreadful news yesterday.

Do you at least have your big toe through the bars yet?

[Godfly]

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Is there any news on who the Judge will be? I know the One True Judge is proud of Pastor Zeke, but I've heard many of the earthly judges in that wretched city are homers, liberals or worse, women! If we can make sure the judge is SAVED before Pastor Zeke's court date we might be able to avoid any unpleasantness. We always have the rams horns if that doesn't work.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Our joo lawyers have talked to each judge that could be handling the case, the prayer is working and things seem to be going smoothly so the Blackwater... oops, sorry, I guess it's "Xe" now ... operatives have been sent home.

[Jethro]

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I came as soon as I heard, my internet ain't too good up in these mountains.

This is exactly why we must get rid of all the secularists, and work to restore the historic Christian doctrines of Postmillennialism and Christian Dominion in the church and our American Government !

[Bobby-Joe]

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I am praying extra had that Jesus protects Zeke during this tribulation. Everyone knows how the gansta at ACORN would like nothing better than to get their hands of a Christian pastor. I hope Christ will detail a full squad of Warrior Angels to escort Zeke when he uses the showers.

[Noah Dint]

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Benjamin Franklin invented ALL of the things I stated. I don't know what possessed you to say he didn't.

I have credible sources that he did, by the way.

I find it amazing that prior to Mr. Franklin's great inventing skills there were no stoves for anyone to cook on...

Really?

-ND

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I find it amazing that prior to Mr. Franklin's great inventing skills there were no stoves for anyone to cook on...

Really?

-ND

This never occurred to me Brother, bless you. A woman can't bake pies in a "Franklin Stove", exactly what good are they ?