[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray for me

First off, get your self some help. a friend, or a doctor, someone, who can help you, and do it quickly, cuz the longer you leave it, the worse it gets.

Omerta,
What about Jesus? He needs to get himself to Jesus. Jesus is the ultimate healer, unlike those quacks.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for me

Omerta,
What about Jesus? He needs to get himself to Jesus. Jesus is the ultimate healer, unlike those quacks.

Jesus only heals if you believe he will. Same with any sort of faith, it only works if you believe, but sometimes people don't have that kinda time, they need to get healed physically now before they die.

As you folks say, you don't want people to go to hell right? So what's wrong with him getting physical help from human doctors so he can live long enough to convert over then eh? If that's all you really care about anyways.

[Homertard]

Re: Pray for me

Those quacks can help him. I'm all for Jesus healing him, but those Quacks need to help to. Least he becomes beyond hope.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for me

Omerta,
What about Jesus? He needs to get himself to Jesus. Jesus is the ultimate healer, unlike those quacks.

Praise! Jesus certainly can straighten him out. Why, I used to be an alcoholic too, until I found Him. Now, I can have up to six pints a night, every night, and still not be an alcoholic, because I have Him!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for me

Praise! Jesus certainly can straighten him out. Why, I used to be an alcoholic too, until I found Him. Now, I can have up to six pints a night, every night, and still not be an alcoholic, because I have Him!

...Riiight.

[Homertard]

Re: Pray for me

I drink as Joo knows, and it doesn't bugger me up at all. Though i drink hardly as much as I used to.

[Deaner]

Re: Pray for me

Secondly, you have to let go dude. Now, I'm not saying you listen to me, but you'll have to evenutally.

Again, I'm sorry about your wife.

For crying out loud, has everybody gone queer-happy around here? It's a wife for Christ's sake. They come they go. Move on.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for me

For crying out loud, has everybody gone queer-happy around here? It's a wife for Christ's sake. They come they go. Move on.

So do trends, like the Mullet.

[Homertard]

Re: Pray for me

I'm trying to make him feel better you moron.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray for me

So do trends, like the Mullet.

The mullet it timeless friend. That is why Jesus has one.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for me

I drink as Joo knows.

How awful. Taking the Lord's name in vain is bad enough, but taking some Joo's name in vain as if they were the Lord is a step too far, young missy!

I'm trying to make him feel better you moron.

So you get all sensitive and girly about Dwayne's feelings just because he'll have to hire a maid, yet you freely toss hurtful insults like "moron" around left, right and centre? You non-Christians are such hypocrites.

[Homertard]

Re: Pray for me

I'm trying to help. Anyone with eyes can see that.

Joo as In Jess. As in the guy who is my friend who you have been insulting all evening.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray for me

I'm trying to help. Anyone with eyes can see that.

Joo as In Jess. As in the guy who is my friend who you have been insulting all evening.

Friend,

We are not insulting anyone, not even that horrible she-male Joo. We are just advising them, that's all.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Pray for me

Please pray for me. I have hit bottom. Since my wife died, I just haven't been able to cope. I took to drinking. I drink every mnute I'm awake. I can't sleep at night. I just lay there shaking and getting cold sweats and then feeling too hot for the covers. I drink everything, even cheap wine. The kids know about and they try to help out and drag me out of the bathroom if I pass out in there.
I need help. Please, pray for me, because things is looking awful dark for me right now.

I'm tempted to post a link to an article on brewing your on Moonshine, but I'm not that heartless. Still, I'm sorry to hear that. Asking for help here though... Not really gonna go down well.

Want to be cheered up? Best thing for that, don't ask these people to help cheer you up.

QFT.

I think the Lord for goodly peple like you all. I swear i soon will quit drinkingggg.
I'n empting the last botel know.
Yes Jeses, I here you. I'm a leting you in my hart.

Charging... CLEAR! *buzz!* Increase voltage! JUST DO IT DAMMIT! WE'RE NOT LOSING HIM! CHARGING... CLEAR! *buzz!* CHARG-
Doctor, he's gone... There's nothing we can do...
God Dammit... Time of fall, 7:02PM... I'll inform the family...

Omerta,
What about Jesus? He needs to get himself to Jesus. Jesus is the ultimate healer, unlike those quacks.

Wait up a second... A pastor proposing the use of Jesus as a quick fix? Aye aye aye! What has become of this place?!

Praise! Jesus certainly can straighten him out. Why, I used to be an alcoholic too, until I found Him. Now, I can have up to six pints a night, every night, and still not be an alcoholic, because I have Him!

*reconsiders that Moonshine article*

How awful. Taking the Lord's name in vain is bad enough, but taking some Joo's name in vain as if they were the Lord is a step too far, young missy!

Where in the name of the nine hells did you get that perception?!

We are just advising them, that's all.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for me

Friend,

We are not insulting anyone, not even that horrible she-male Joo. We are just advising them, that's all.

I'm a she-male now? Huh...the D.O.F is getting worse every day.

And I was actually unaware that I knew you Omerta (new screen name I guess?), so I'm sorry about that.