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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #16
    Re: Pray for me

    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
    First off, get your self some help. a friend, or a doctor, someone, who can help you, and do it quickly, cuz the longer you leave it, the worse it gets.
    Omerta,
    What about Jesus? He needs to get himself to Jesus. Jesus is the ultimate healer, unlike those quacks.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Joo
      International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Jun 2007
      • 831

      #17
      Re: Pray for me

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Omerta,
      What about Jesus? He needs to get himself to Jesus. Jesus is the ultimate healer, unlike those quacks.
      Jesus only heals if you believe he will. Same with any sort of faith, it only works if you believe, but sometimes people don't have that kinda time, they need to get healed physically now before they die.

      As you folks say, you don't want people to go to hell right? So what's wrong with him getting physical help from human doctors so he can live long enough to convert over then eh? If that's all you really care about anyways.

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      • Homertard
        Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2007
        • 668

        #18
        Re: Pray for me

        Those quacks can help him. I'm all for Jesus healing him, but those Quacks need to help to. Least he becomes beyond hope.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #19
          Re: Pray for me

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Omerta,
          What about Jesus? He needs to get himself to Jesus. Jesus is the ultimate healer, unlike those quacks.
          Praise! Jesus certainly can straighten him out. Why, I used to be an alcoholic too, until I found Him. Now, I can have up to six pints a night, every night, and still not be an alcoholic, because I have Him!
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Joo
            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Jun 2007
            • 831

            #20
            Re: Pray for me

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Praise! Jesus certainly can straighten him out. Why, I used to be an alcoholic too, until I found Him. Now, I can have up to six pints a night, every night, and still not be an alcoholic, because I have Him!
            ...Riiight.

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            • Homertard
              Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2007
              • 668

              #21
              Re: Pray for me

              I drink as Joo knows, and it doesn't bugger me up at all. Though i drink hardly as much as I used to.

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #22
                Re: Pray for me

                Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                Secondly, you have to let go dude. Now, I'm not saying you listen to me, but you'll have to evenutally.

                Again, I'm sorry about your wife.
                For crying out loud, has everybody gone queer-happy around here? It's a wife for Christ's sake. They come they go. Move on.

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                • Joo
                  International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 831

                  #23
                  Re: Pray for me

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  For crying out loud, has everybody gone queer-happy around here? It's a wife for Christ's sake. They come they go. Move on.
                  So do trends, like the Mullet.

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                  • Homertard
                    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 668

                    #24
                    Re: Pray for me

                    I'm trying to make him feel better you moron.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #25
                      Re: Pray for me

                      Originally posted by Joo View Post
                      So do trends, like the Mullet.
                      The mullet it timeless friend. That is why Jesus has one.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #26
                        Re: Pray for me

                        Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                        I drink as Joo knows.
                        How awful. Taking the Lord's name in vain is bad enough, but taking some Joo's name in vain as if they were the Lord is a step too far, young missy!
                        Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                        I'm trying to make him feel better you moron.
                        So you get all sensitive and girly about Dwayne's feelings just because he'll have to hire a maid, yet you freely toss hurtful insults like "moron" around left, right and centre? You non-Christians are such hypocrites.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Homertard
                          Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 668

                          #27
                          Re: Pray for me

                          I'm trying to help. Anyone with eyes can see that.

                          Joo as In Jess. As in the guy who is my friend who you have been insulting all evening.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #28
                            Re: Pray for me

                            Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                            I'm trying to help. Anyone with eyes can see that.

                            Joo as In Jess. As in the guy who is my friend who you have been insulting all evening.
                            Friend,

                            We are not insulting anyone, not even that horrible she-male Joo. We are just advising them, that's all.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                            • Unsaved and Loving It
                              Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 308

                              #29
                              Re: Pray for me

                              Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
                              Please pray for me. I have hit bottom. Since my wife died, I just haven't been able to cope. I took to drinking. I drink every mnute I'm awake. I can't sleep at night. I just lay there shaking and getting cold sweats and then feeling too hot for the covers. I drink everything, even cheap wine. The kids know about and they try to help out and drag me out of the bathroom if I pass out in there.
                              I need help. Please, pray for me, because things is looking awful dark for me right now.
                              I'm tempted to post a link to an article on brewing your on Moonshine, but I'm not that heartless. Still, I'm sorry to hear that. Asking for help here though... Not really gonna go down well.
                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Want to be cheered up? Best thing for that, don't ask these people to help cheer you up.
                              QFT.
                              Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
                              I think the Lord for goodly peple like you all. I swear i soon will quit drinkingggg.
                              I'n empting the last botel know.
                              Yes Jeses, I here you. I'm a leting you in my hart.
                              Charging... CLEAR! *buzz!* Increase voltage! JUST DO IT DAMMIT! WE'RE NOT LOSING HIM! CHARGING... CLEAR! *buzz!* CHARG-
                              Doctor, he's gone... There's nothing we can do...
                              God Dammit... Time of fall, 7:02PM... I'll inform the family...
                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Omerta,
                              What about Jesus? He needs to get himself to Jesus. Jesus is the ultimate healer, unlike those quacks.
                              Wait up a second... A pastor proposing the use of Jesus as a quick fix? Aye aye aye! What has become of this place?!
                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Praise! Jesus certainly can straighten him out. Why, I used to be an alcoholic too, until I found Him. Now, I can have up to six pints a night, every night, and still not be an alcoholic, because I have Him!
                              *reconsiders that Moonshine article*
                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              How awful. Taking the Lord's name in vain is bad enough, but taking some Joo's name in vain as if they were the Lord is a step too far, young missy!
                              Where in the name of the nine hells did you get that perception?!
                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              We are just advising them, that's all.
                              Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                              • Joo
                                International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 831

                                #30
                                Re: Pray for me

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                Friend,

                                We are not insulting anyone, not even that horrible she-male Joo. We are just advising them, that's all.
                                I'm a she-male now? Huh...the D.O.F is getting worse every day.

                                And I was actually unaware that I knew you Omerta (new screen name I guess?), so I'm sorry about that.

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