[J.Sper]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Are you sure you are in Iceland? It might be just as well LSD which made you experience this, you know.

Yep, definitely Iceland - fire and brimstone everywhere! The place is covered in magic mushrooms, this could explain your statement!!

Were you trying to save me? Can I be saved after hallucinogens?

[Dan Nordgren]

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I always thought it would be fitting for the Icelandic marauders to suffer the fate of a fiery blaze, as a reminder of what awaits them all after death.

A nation that freely allows gay marriage and abortion, without angry contest, clearly has failed to recognize God's order for us to be fruitful and multiply within the confines of marriage.

Now Iceland has a sprawling, unnatural forest named Hallormsstadarskogur. It was started in 1903 and today is their sin-soaked nation's largest source of timber. I pray that God strikes that patch of kindling down with his great wrath of fury and lets it burn until the sin is seared right out of the cold heart of their nation.

[J.Sper]

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Dan, it looks like you have a Scandinavian name?
All the Scandinavians are guilty of being Homo Lovers!!

[True Disciple]

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Yep, definitely Iceland - fire and brimstone everywhere! The place is covered in magic mushrooms, this could explain your statement!!

Yes, I already thought so...

Were you trying to save me? Can I be saved after hallucinogens?

Of course you can. Jesus is very forgiving, even towards someone as rotten and evil as you!

Now Iceland has a sprawling, unnatural forest named Hallormsstadarskogur. It was started in 1903 and today is their sin-soaked nation's largest source of timber.

That is clearly Satan's work. Normally trees don't grow on ice.

[J.Sper]

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Of course you can. Jesus is very forgiving, even towards someone as rotten and evil as you!

Does Jesus not smile upon people who are nasty to retards, gays and darkies? If God is punishing them, is it not the right thing for us to help? ... a little?

You are very wonderful for trying to save me and show me the true way to God's truth.
But I am also worried for America:

• Does the bible not condemn the fat people?
• Is it true that in the USA they allow mixed race marriages with no strong protest from you?
• In Canada, there are lots of ex-Icelanders, Mormons, and Hells Angels, should we pray for a huge storm to wipe out Canada?... just a thought.

As an after thought, shouldn't we worship Satan for punishing all the evil people?

[True Disciple]

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Does Jesus not smile upon people who are nasty to retards, gays and darkies? If God is punishing them, is it not the right thing for us to help? ... a little?

Of course! That's why I'm talking to you!

Does the bible not condemn the fat people?

Which Passage were you specifically referring to?

Is it true that in the USA they allow mixed race marriages with no strong protest from you?

It is true that they are allowed. It is not true, however, that we wouldn't strongly oppose this.

In Canada, there are lots of ex-Icelanders, Mormons, and Hells Angels, should we pray for a huge storm to wipe out Canada?... just a thought.

We can. However, there are lots of evil countries in the world, and it is too much trouble to pray for them all, so we select a few of them to pray for.

As an after thought, shouldn't we worship Satan for punishing all the evil people?

Are you insane? God is the one who punishes evil people!

[SealOilhunter]

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Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

as you probably all have noticed, this forum is currently being overrun my godless gibbering eskimoes, insulting God from the (they think) safe distance from their igloes at the North Pole.
Please join me in prayer that God exerts righteous judgment upon these barbarians, with nothing better to do than creating TV shows that promote rape.
We have seen lately in Haiti what God thinks of evil people. Now Iceland happens to be located in a tectonically unstable area, and they often have volcanoes and earthquakes. Prasie the Sweet Name™ of Jesus!
I would like to pray for Iceland like King David once did for his enemies, and pray God for judgment upon the unholy:

Psalm 140:9-14:
As for the head of those that compass me about, let the mischief of their own lips cover them. Let burning coals fall upon them: let them be cast into the fire; into deep pits, that they rise not up again.
Let not an evil speaker be established in the earth: evil shall hunt the violent man to overthrow him.
I know that the LORD will maintain the cause of the afflicted, and the right of the poor.
Surely the righteous shall give thanks unto thy name: the upright shall dwell in thy presence.

Psalm 35:3-9:
Draw out also the spear, and stop the way against them that persecute me: say unto my soul, I am thy salvation. Let them be confounded and put to shame that seek after my soul: let them be turned back and brought to confusion that devise my hurt.
Let them be as chaff before the wind: and let the angel of the LORD chase them.
Let their way be dark and slippery: and let the angel of the LORD persecute them.
For without cause have they hid for me their net in a pit, which without cause they have digged for my soul.
Let destruction come upon him at unawares; and let his net that he hath hid catch himself: into that very destruction let him fall.
And my soul shall be joyful in the LORD: it shall rejoice in his salvation.


Psalm 109:4-21:
For my love they are my adversaries: but I give myself unto prayer. And they have rewarded me evil for good, and hatred for my love.
Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.
When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.
Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.
Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.
Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.
Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the LORD; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.
Let them be before the LORD continually, that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth.
Because that he remembered not to shew mercy, but persecuted the poor and needy man, that he might even slay the broken in heart.
As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him.
As he clothed himself with cursing like as with his garment, so let it come into his bowels like water, and like oil into his bones.
Let it be unto him as the garment which covereth him, and for a girdle wherewith he is girded continually.
Let this be the reward of mine adversaries from the LORD, and of them that speak evil against my soul.
But do thou for me, O GOD the Lord, for thy name's sake: because thy mercy is good, deliver thou me.

Psalm 58:10-12:

The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.
So that a man shall say, Verily there is a reward for the righteous: verily he is a God that judgeth in the earth.

I can see that you boys live in true Christian harmony, brr it is starting to get so cold here in Hell your praying and mooning must have some effect silly Landrower BlaTits. 666

[True Disciple]

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I can see that you boys live in true Christian harmony, brr it is starting to get so cold here in Hell your praying and mooning must have some effect silly Landrower BlaTits. 666

Is the purpose of this post just to show that you are a complete idiot? In that case, you have succeeded.

[J.Sper]

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To the True Disciple
Re: Fat people

Which Passage were you specifically referring to?

God smiles on the fat:
proverbs 28:25
He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat.

But, the fat forsake him:
Deuteronomy 32:15
But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then he forsook God which made him, and lightly esteemed the Rock of his salvation.

My personal experience was my ex-American Girlfriend who was a fat whore... in my view - an abomination.

Are you insane?

Thanks for asking! But sanity is a legal term, have I broken any laws? It would be better to ask if I am 'Mad', yes, I am very angry!!

God bless you brother for pointing that out to me brother

[SealOilhunter]

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That's something only you can answer. What have you done to enrage Jesus so much?

He has not enrage Jesus, only you that puts all your work on him you seems to excuse all your work in “God” and hide behind Jesus

[Nobar King]

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Thanks for asking! But sanity is a legal term, have I broken any laws? It would be better to ask if I am 'Mad', yes, I am very angry!!

Excuse me, but any questions about your sanity involve your psychological profile, not your rap sheet.

[Brother Enoch]

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Well, well, well. Chilly was just DESTROYED by our loving God for being a nation of sinners, gayz and Catherlicks!

Get the message Iceland? YOU'RE NEXT!

[Purkur]

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Eskimo's? Igloos?

I'm From Iceland And i've never seen any of these things, haha.
I live in a 2 storie apartment and it's -1 degrees outside..not colder than that.
You people do know that on summertime it gets up to 20 degrees heat...? It's no different from other northern country's haha!

just try googling Iceland. No Igloos or Eskimos. haha..Who is lying all this stuff to you?

[James Hutchins]

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Eskimos in iceland

I live in the middle of the mighty US of A. It is 75 degrees here spring, summer and fall. The average winter temp is 40
-1 is below freezing as is 20, typical iglue weather.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Eskimo's? Igloos?

I'm From Iceland And i've never seen any of these things, haha.
I live in a 2 storie apartment and it's -1 degrees outside..not colder than that.
You people do know that on summertime it gets up to 20 degrees heat...? It's no different from other northern country's haha!

just try googling Iceland. No Igloos or Eskimos. haha..Who is lying all this stuff to you?

Eskimos in iceland

I'd say somebody owes you an apology, Brother James.