[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Jæja þetta er búið að vera gaman.

Ég kem bókað meira og rugla með ykkur fólki síðar, þið virðist hafa endalaust þol í rugl og þvaður hehe.

Levi Jonas þú skilur þetta. Annars verðuru bara að finna fyrir því að vera left out.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Frábært Alexander eskimói (merkilegt að vita að þú skulir vera ættaður af grænlendingum, ég er ættaður að vestan), þá gætum við hist og gert þetta á gömlu testamenst leiðinna og talað face to face. Eða er nóg fyrir mig að finna þig hér og á vantrú?

Boy, stop that moonspeak gibberish. This is an American language forum.

[GOD=life]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Þessi vettvangur er frábær staður til að hittast, er það ekki?

Hvers vegna ekki að taka það eitt skref fyrst?

Þú geta mætt Jesú Krists hér.

Viltu fara til himna?

Það er ÞITT val, vinur!

Kveðja í Kristi

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Give back the money you stole with your "icesave" scam. You guys are worse than Nigerians. You are white negroes. Looks like it's not the color of skin that makes someone a negro, eh?

Otherwise, pray that you can evacuate from your country before God destroys it. Or, if God wishes, the USA will throw BOMBS on your country (but ONLY if God wishes us to).

Hahaha Icesave, þessi var góður.

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Just so you know, I live in Iceland. I have every right to righteously judge my fellow eskimos.

Frábært Alexander eskimói (merkilegt að vita að þú skulir vera ættaður af grænlendingum, ég er ættaður að vestan), þá gætum við hist og gert þetta á gömlu testamenst leiðinna og talað face to face. Eða er nóg fyrir mig að finna þig hér og á vantrú?

[GOD=life]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

And I thought you had brains and where a bit more mature then the others.

Give back the money you stole with your "icesave" scam. You guys are worse than Nigerians. You are white negroes. Looks like it's not the color of skin that makes someone a negro, eh?

Otherwise, pray that you can evacuate from your country before God destroys it. Or, if God wishes, the USA will throw BOMBS on your country (but ONLY if God wishes us to).

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Only PhD's at True Scientific™ Institutes, like the Landover University, count of course. A PhD in making fish oil at Iceberg University does not.

And I thought you had brains and where a bit more mature then the others. But it's all the same with you "fish oil at Iceberg University". Your not insulting anything else then your intelligents.

If you had accepted Jesus, why don't you do His Will, and live like a True Christian™?

And what gives you that you know anything about that?

Is it because I don't agree with you ppl. haven't I been friendly enough? Well I just don't want to be destroyed (Yeah yeah, I know you ppl think I will be anyways)

Proverbs 18:24 He that maketh many friends doeth it to his own destruction; But there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother.

Matthew 7:21:
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

I thought this same vers about you ppl earlier. But thats the beauty of the human nature, always thinking that they have it right.

You tell me. True Christians™ always give their name, their job, their favorite Bible verse, their church things like that. It is a forum rule, and it is a matter of good manners to obey forum rules, you know.

Ok then here you go.

Ég heiti Ottó og kem frá íslandi, finnst þið afskaplega ruglað lið, sama hvort þið eruð kristinn eða fólk sem eru að reyna meika eitthvað point með þessu. En engu að síður hef ég ótrúlega gaman af þessu bulli.

You did not consider my answer that is clear. I didn't prevent anyone from answering here. I just gave my opinion of the person you were attacking. You might have noticed that she wasn't so intimidated by that that she stopped posting.

You know better then that. When someone comes out like "I'm the PhD Dude", then what do you think the typical American does, runs to hide his stupidity. I'm surprised I have to tell you that.

What are you talking about? Brother Cranky never makes ridiculous points like this. Are you on drugs?

This just brings you down with him.

I did that because I hadn't linked yet to an Online Dictionary. That was my fault, I admit it.

And I will give you a prayer, if you want that:

Sweet Lord Jesus,

please, look upon this disturbed person, upon Icelandic, and let him know that You, and You Alone, are God.
Make me hate him as he hates you, my Lord, and fill my heart with perfect hatred, because you will slay the unholy.
Destroy him with fire, and wipe out his children with flames. Tear his body into pieces!
Cripple him and make him blind, punish him with Your Wrath, make his home a desolate place, reward his evil with evil, and wipe his name from the Book of Life!
Turn him into dung, persecute him with fire and storms, fill him with shame and make him perish, so that Your Name be glorified through his demise!
Let Him feel how terrible Your Wrath is because of his evils, consume him and make him nonexistent.
Yes, you are Great, Lord, as you will fill his place with the dead bodies of him and his friends.

Amen.

Ok thanks for this, proof that you don't believe in Jesus.


Your mother must have cried incessantly since she gave birth to such a retard. I said it is not the person that prays that matters in this case, but the prayer itself. God will hear a True Christian Prayer™ regardless of the voice that is saying the prayer.

My voice doesn't matter. It does not matter that it is me praying, what matters is that it is a True Christian™ Prayer that is answered by God.

If your not even able to read your own writing. Then I'm deeply sorry for thinking for a sec. that you did have brains. Though you where talking about a prayer of a true "Christian", you remarkably where able to put some gibberish about your voice doesn't matter, which I just agreed to.

Do you even read my replies? The prayers in this thread, which you said you wanted on an audio clip, are taken straight from the Bible, so it is redundant for me to record them, seeing that there are already audio versions available of these words, in the form of an Audio Bible.

Checked. Or just some reply.

I gladly refer to mrs. Rogers' reply to this.

But that only shows everybody how you like to misinterpreted verses, nothing alse

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Again!! How often have I told you Americans that I LOVE JESUS. Then you must see, that him, his father and the holy spirit that are all the same is my God.

Good, I am very relieved to hear that. Indeed, the God of the Old Testament and JESUS are one in the same. Glory!

Here Jesus shows Himself to be truly His Father's Son ... actually He is His Own Father, so He more or less shows Himself to be Himself ... oh you know what I mean:

Matthew 10:34-36
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Where. I do love Jesus. Wow when I started this conversations I knew that Americans weren't really bright, but that your not still getting it.

What a racist thing to say about Americans. Shame on you.

HELLO...! When and please tell me where did I ask you to say MY prayers? I was asking for YOUR prayers. Complicated?
And why? If you where a true Christian, you would see the possibilities in your prayers to Iceland. It could "save" someone, or someone could bring it to the volcano so it can hear you better. Who knows what can happen.

Our prayers are all taken straight from the Bible. How many times do we need to tell you that?

Maybe, and just Maybe am I mocking your religion, but never Christianity.

I don't know what religion you follow, but it's clearly not Christianity. Unlike you, we take the entire Bible in context as all True Christians™ should do.

2 Timothy 3:16:
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness.

Is it really necessary for me to repeat myself? I give up on repeating this to you Americans.

Again, a racist comment about Americans. Why do you hate America?

How can you judge someone without even seeing them, without never coming to Iceland. You know ppl, it has stopped make sense what you stand for. You are not judging righteously when you judge a whole nation by some lame hints that you got about how some Icelanders life. If that would be righteous, then America would be brought in whole down to hell.

Just so you know, I live in Iceland. I have every right to righteously judge my fellow eskimos.

Again!! How often have I told you Americans that I LOVE JESUS. Then you must see, that him, his father and the holy spirit that are all the same is my God.

Don't lie. Why do you hate Jesus?

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Ok let's make it another round.

Something about himself, what church he attends, how many sons he has, favorite bible verse etc. What do you think an "introduction" means?

By your comments about "eskimos" then they wouldn't have any of this to carry for you to have it shared with.

No, you're purposely misinterpreting our words just so you can use them against us. Why do you hate Jesus?

Where. I do love Jesus. Wow when I started this conversations I knew that Americans weren't really bright, but that your not still getting it.

We cannot say your prayers for you. Besides, why would we send recordings of our prayers to an eskimo atheist who only wants to mock our religion?

HELLO...! When and please tell me where did I ask you to say MY prayers? I was asking for YOUR prayers. Complicated?
And why? If you where a true Christian, you would see the possibilities in your prayers to Iceland. It could "save" someone, or someone could bring it to the volcano so it can hear you better. Who knows what can happen.

Maybe, and just Maybe am I mocking your religion, but never Christianity.

Here's the KJV1611 Holy Bible in audio format: http://www.audiotreasure.com/indexKJV.htm

Is it really necessary for me to repeat myself? I give up on repeating this to you Americans.

Leviticus 19:15:
Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

How can you judge someone without even seeing them, without never coming to Iceland. You know ppl, it has stopped make sense what you stand for. You are not judging righteously when you judge a whole nation by some lame hints that you got about how some Icelanders life. If that would be righteous, then America would be brought in whole down to hell.

By this nonsense, are you ppl trying make Christianity seem bad or something? Is this some kind of showing others that Christians are crazy? Because it's a known fact that is not needed to be carried on, that allot of christians in america are pretty crazy.

Well then, which God is it that you claim to love? I really must insist that you not evade the question again.

Again!! How often have I told you Americans that I LOVE JESUS. Then you must see, that him, his father and the holy spirit that are all the same is my God.

But not God?

For me Jesus is the winnar man. Jesus is the life, you do the math.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Well, God actually loves the people of Iceland, but would hate the sin that people would be committing, just as he hates the sin that you commit, everyday, just like me.

And again the God-hates-the-sin-not-the-sinner fallacy. The following Scriptural Passages prove you wrong, you ignorant retard:

Deuteronomy 28:63:
And it shall come to pass, that as the LORD rejoiced over you to do you good, and to multiply you; so the LORD will rejoice over you to destroy you, and to bring you to nought; and ye shall be plucked from off the land whither thou goest to possess it.

Deuteronomy 32:19-20:
And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters. And he said, I will hide my face from them, I will see what their end shall be: for they are a very froward generation, children in whom is no faith.

Well let's say you are the exception of the rule. But if you think PhD's need brains, then you would be surprised how MANY Icelanders actually have brains.

Only PhD's at True Scientific(tm) Institutes, like the Landover University, count of course. A PhD in making fish oil at Iceberg University does not.

Yes I have. No I would not apologize (this conversation can go on like this for ever, so let's drop it in you say no I say Yes)

If you had accepted Jesus, why don't you do His Will, and live like a True Christian(tm)?

Matthew 7:21:
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

What is it that a eskimo could say in the introduction forum?

You tell me. True Christians(tm) always give their name, their job, their favorite Bible verse, their church things like that. It is a forum rule, and it is a matter of good manners to obey forum rules, you know.

No never after you have made the answer for them, your just preventing there develop as humans. You can prevent them further for all i care, just more immature ppl in the US. Guess they are friends that need protection.

You did not consider my answer that is clear. I didn't prevent anyone from answering here. I just gave my opinion of the person you were attacking. You might have noticed that she wasn't so intimidated by that that she stopped posting.

First thing I agree on with you was a ridiculous claim. I was just making point like for example Old cranky there has made, so it was a mirror

What are you talking about? Brother Cranky never makes ridiculous points like this. Are you on drugs?

Then why did you offer to leave out the longer and more adult words. I don't see you make any prayer now that I could use in my IPOD. Don't make speculations you will never meet.

I did that because I hadn't linked yet to an Online Dictionary. That was my fault, I admit it.

And I will give you a prayer, if you want that:

Sweet Lord Jesus,

please, look upon this disturbed person, upon Icelandic, and let him know that You, and You Alone, are God.
Make me hate him as he hates you, my Lord, and fill my heart with perfect hatred, because you will slay the unholy.
Destroy him with fire, and wipe out his children with flames. Tear his body into pieces!
Cripple him and make him blind, punish him with Your Wrath, make his home a desolate place, reward his evil with evil, and wipe his name from the Book of Life!
Turn him into dung, persecute him with fire and storms, fill him with shame and make him perish, so that Your Name be glorified through his demise!
Let Him feel how terrible Your Wrath is because of his evils, consume him and make him nonexistent.
Yes, you are Great, Lord, as you will fill his place with the dead bodies of him and his friends.

Amen.

No I know your voice doesn't matter, you voice would actually sound like a robot of some kind through the program. I thought you had the brains to tell yourself that.

Your mother must have cried incessantly since she gave birth to such a retard. I said it is not the person that prays that matters in this case, but the prayer itself. God will hear a True Christian Prayer(tm) regardless of the voice that is saying the prayer.

Is it that you are a shamed of your prayers you pray at home, would you feel naked if you would send me a audio clip or is there no prayer?
You as a person talking about having brains, should have already gotten that I'm not asking for a audio readings from the Bible. I'm looking for actual prayers coming from persons living today at your church.

Do you even read my replies? The prayers in this thread, which you said you wanted on an audio clip, are taken straight from the Bible, so it is redundant for me to record them, seeing that there are already audio versions available of these words, in the form of an Audio Bible.

Luke 6:37 (King James Version)


37Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:

I gladly refer to mrs. Rogers' reply to this.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

What is a Joo?

A modern day Joo is a descendant of a Christ-killer, dear. They tend to be very wealthy and own all the movie studios in Hollywood as well as all of the world's banks.

A wicked, wicked people.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

What is a Joo?

A Joo:

[TheProdigy]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

What is a Joo?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Let's. Though you look really old on this pic you still mumble like a child, what grown up talks about sealing-humping eskimo demons?

Well then, which God is it that you claim to love? I really must insist that you not evade the question again.

Well if you choose to be judge then judge. I choose life.

But not God?