[BelieverInGod]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

WOW! I think you need glasses... Not only is that house not made out of snow but there is no snow there...

You're from Iceland and you don't know the difference between ice and snow?

[hellsfire]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

this house is just some picture found on the internet. well that's my guess.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

so, if i am an eskimo and live in an igloo then how could i be using a computer to write this? you need electricity to recharge your computer... oh and by the way most icelandic houses look something like this:





so i recommend that you visit the country before you judge it...

WOW! I think you need glasses... Not only is that house not made out of snow but there is no snow there...

Prove the house is not made of snow. I have seen the 'Discovery Channel'. I have also seen a sno-cat like the one in the driveway.

The snow of the ground was shoveled for the picture.

Laptop computers use batteries.

Checkmate. Now go run off and eat your blubber, eskimoe boy.

[iceland!]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

WOW! It really is amazing what you can do with ice these days.

WOW! I think you need glasses... Not only is that house not made out of snow but there is no snow there...

[Talitha]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

so, if i am an eskimo and live in an igloo then how could i be using a computer to write this? you need electricity to recharge your computer... oh and by the way most icelandic houses look something like this:





so i recommend that you visit the country before you judge it...

WOW! It really is amazing what you can do with ice these days.

[iceland!]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

so, if i am an eskimo and live in an igloo then how could i be using a computer to write this? you need electricity to recharge your computer... oh and by the way most icelandic houses look something like this:





so i recommend that you visit the country before you judge it...

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

HAHAHAHA you inbreeds.

Thank you for your persecution. This proves that we are right.

Actually volcanos dont scare us Icelanders as much as it scares you ppl.

It's more like bringing alot of tourists to the side (even as close as few meters to it), again bringing more of there money to us Icelanders. Even if Katla would go KABOOM it would just be more exciting to us. Since we are Icelanders (tough ppl not in the need for a whining now and then as you ppl are), all volcanic eruptions will just bring us more money to our economy and more exciting things to the Icelandic public. I even think some Icelanders are also praying that Katla would also go up in flames, since i wont do us much harm, but can bring ALOT of money to iceland

What a ridiculous story. The money you make from those tourists isn't going to help you in any way, if they are looking at the smoldering ruins of Reykjavik. I think the point is simply that you are mortified now that you realize that God is going to bring swift retribution over your godless country for the sins you committed. After all, you said a couple of weeks ago:

This will be my last post (hopefully bringing little joy to your lifes, since I can't see anything bringing joy to people with there minds on killing and suffurings). So there is no need to ask me any other questions. I hope you won't be so stupid to go through life by hurting and praying hurt over others (whats the different of hurting and praying hurt over others?). I choose to go through life with Gods love at hand, doing my very best to help others and being good to them, letting them know I'm Christian, so hopefully through me, someone will see Jesus and get the biggest gift of life, the relationship with my all mighty God.

Why have you returned? Clearly, you left convinced that you were right and we were wrong about God's Will, and that God wouldn't hear Our Prayers. However, as the eruption started, just a few weeks after we started praying, you came to realize that you were completely and tragically wrong: God indeed does hate Iceland, and He is going to punish its godless people for their sins.

You now come here with big talk, desperately trying to convince yourself that God's Wrath is not upon you, or that you will defy it, despite all the evidence to the contrary you can see out of your bedroom window every morning. But you aren't fooling any of us, it is clear that you are mortified by His Power and His Terrible Rage.

This reminds me of the replays I got in kindergarten way back, when immature minds didn't have a intelligent answer.

I know everything about how you inbreeds pray, no need to tell me that. But since volcanic eruptions will just bring us fun and money, thats just a way off underlining the stupidity you ppl live in.

Well I just wanted to inform you ppl that we are and will be FINE even though the nature does some of it's tricks. We are used to the nature and the powers that the nature can bring. WE ARE ICELANDERS!!!

I could say the same here. You sound really frightened here. Do you think Jesus will rethink His Decision of destroying Iceland because you claim to be such tough guys that you will survive God's Wrath? Don't be an idiot. God has destroyed much greater nations than Iceland in the past.

But there is a way out! If you and your fellow God-hating eskimoes repent now of your sins and accept Christ as your Lord and Saviour™, there is a chance God repents of the bloody destruction He has planned to bring over your country. Remember the history of the Prophet Jonah and the Godless City of Nineveh! When Nineveh repented after they heard the warnings of Jonah, God decided to spare the city. In the same way, if you repent of your sins because of our warnings, God might have mercy on you, and give you another chance.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Actually volcanos dont scare us Icelanders as much as it scares you ppl.

Nothing scares us. We are True Christians(tm).

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Not even those stupid Icelanders will be able to deny God's might now.

No one ever lost money betting on the stupidity of Icelanders.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

We are used to the nature and the powers that the nature can bring. WE ARE ICELANDERS!!!

You're not related to Sledge Riprock, are you?

WE ARE ICELANDERS! Our brains are FROZEN! God has told us to MOVE ALONG!! But We WON"T LISTEN! We Like FIRE, because we're all going to HELL!

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

You have just been won the retard of the year award.

This reminds me of the replays I got in kindergarten way back, when immature minds didn't have a intelligent answer.

I know everything about how you inbreeds pray, no need to tell me that. But since volcanic eruptions will just bring us fun and money, thats just a way off underlining the stupidity you ppl live in.

Well I just wanted to inform you ppl that we are and will be FINE even though the nature does some of it's tricks. We are used to the nature and the powers that the nature can bring. WE ARE ICELANDERS!!!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

HAHAHAHA you inbreeds.

Actually volcanos dont scare us Icelanders as much as it scares you ppl.

It's more like bringing alot of tourists to the side (even as close as few meters to it), again bringing more of there money to us Icelanders. Even if Katla would go KABOOM it would just be more exciting to us. Since we are Icelanders (tough ppl not in the need for a whining now and then as you ppl are), all volcanic eruptions will just bring us more money to our economy and more exciting things to the Icelandic public. I even think some Icelanders are also praying that Katla would also go up in flames, since i wont do us much harm, but can bring ALOT of money to iceland

You have just been won the retard of the year award.
You state that some of you are praying that God blows up Katla to bring in tourism cash. I got to tell ya we are praying with you but for a slightly different result

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

HAHAHAHA you inbreeds.

Actually volcanos dont scare us Icelanders as much as it scares you ppl.

It's more like bringing alot of tourists to the side (even as close as few meters to it), again bringing more of there money to us Icelanders. Even if Katla would go KABOOM it would just be more exciting to us. Since we are Icelanders (tough ppl not in the need for a whining now and then as you ppl are), all volcanic eruptions will just bring us more money to our economy and more exciting things to the Icelandic public. I even think some Icelanders are also praying that Katla would also go up in flames, since i wont do us much harm, but can bring ALOT of money to iceland

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Not even those stupid Icelanders will be able to deny God's might now.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

This is undeniable proof that God answers prayers and that Landover Baptist is God's Favorite Church(tm). I wrote a simple warning to the people of Iceland that God hates them for the myriad of sins their country indulges in. This was met with disrespect, hatred, persecution, and mocking by these heathen eskimo savages.

We then immediately prayed that a volcano would erupt in Iceland and teach them a lesson.

Then yesterday our prayers were answered! How can a reasonable person chalk this up to a mere coincidence? No. God answered our prayers. He knows Iceland is a land of worthless scum and He is now going to destroy it.

It's not too late to accept Christ before it is too late, eskimoes!