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  • #31
    Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Oh yeah, and Matt wants to know if you're single.
    Sorry to disappoint your friend Matty but my body is promised to Jesus Christ.
    UNLESS, he happens to be an 86 year old Oil Rich Billionaire then I'm sure Jesus will forgive me for just a few short months of making someone's life happy.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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    • #32
      Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
      Sorry to disappoint your friend Matty but my body is promised to Jesus Christ.
      UNLESS, he happens to be an 86 year old Oil Rich Billionaire then I'm sure Jesus will forgive me for just a few short months of making someone's life happy.
      BE CAREFUL, HARLOT! You saw what JESUS did to Anna-Nicole AND her illegitimate son! TAKE HEED!
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • #33
        Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        BE CAREFUL, HARLOT! You saw what JESUS did to Anna-Nicole AND her illegitimate son! TAKE HEED!
        Thank you for the warning Pastor, but I shall only be too pleased if Jesus decides to kill me if he considers my work here has been done.
        However, it is of such great benefit to Jesus and our beloved Church that I am able to donate such large amounts of my hard-earned cash that I believe Jesus will gladly kill someone else.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • #34
          Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
          Thank you for the warning Pastor, but I shall only be too pleased if Jesus decides to kill me if he considers my work here has been done.
          However, it is of such great benefit to Jesus and our beloved Church that I am able to donate such large amounts of my hard-earned cash that I believe Jesus will gladly kill someone else.
          It could be a great marketing slogan...

          "Jesus Saves...
          ...at Bank of America"


          Ask about our subprime tithing!
          yours in Christ,
          Brother Buford

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          The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
          - Rush Limbaugh

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