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  • True Disciple
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2445

    #16
    Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    It's more proof of God.
    Exactly. A clear example of Intelligent Falling in action.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • Marcus Aurelius
      Relatively Armless
      • Jun 2009
      • 9

      #17
      Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

      I thought they owed us a load of CASH not ASH - maybe it was just a typo in the governmental stores and requisitions department ??
      Those who are about to die salute you !

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      • hellsfire
        Unsaved trash
        • Feb 2010
        • 31

        #18
        Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

        there is no C in the icelandic alphabet, so all you get is ash.

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        • TC Patriot
          AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2008
          • 1060

          #19
          Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

          We also said that God would not allow global warming. He seems to be killing two birds with one stone. Our God is sooooooo awesome!

          Jesus loves Dick



          Cheney/Palin 2012

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          • TC Patriot
            AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2008
            • 1060

            #20
            Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

            Not only did God show his wrath to Iceland he also used his mighty breath to blow volcanic ash all over Godless Europe and ground their planes.

            Jesus loves Dick



            Cheney/Palin 2012

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            • icelandicfool
              Unsaved trash
              • Apr 2010
              • 12

              #21
              Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

              To all the stupid people on this site (almost everyone):
              why the fuck are you praying for volcano eruption, tsunamis, earthquakes and more?
              because our prime minister is a lesbian..? you really are that stupid? xD

              because of lazy town? what harm could a kid tv show do? (this show is based on being healthy, you americans could use some of that ) i cant see anything negative about it.

              because of my cousin, Bjork? i laughed when i heard that, but seriously she is an artist, a special artist. She hasn't done anything bad. Very few people in iceland listen to her music.

              is everyone in iceland a bad person? except your very own alex jonsson or what ever the name of that cunt is?

              this site pretty sucks balls mostly everything is negative and racist

              has anyone on this site actually seen the volcano in real?
              I have.

              dont forget we are only 300.000
              how could we have participated in world war II?
              we were the first country to help haiti (oh ye thats the country of hell or something?...not)


              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              I just heard that the ash cloud contains glass!!
              No doubt those silly Icelandicks had placed a Landfill site over a volcano.
              oh bitch please, shut the fuck up

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              • GOD=life
                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 3263

                #22
                Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                Originally posted by icelandicguy View Post
                ... why the piffle are you praying for volcano eruption, tsunamis, earthquakes and more?
                Because your country is like Sodom and Gomorrah and should be destroyed completely until nothing is left.

                Originally posted by icelandicguy View Post
                is everyone in iceland a bad person? except your very own alex jonsson or what ever the name of that cooter is?
                Just like in the case of Sodom and Gomorrah, God will let the most moral inhabitant escape alive.

                Alex is such a person. He will escape from icelend alive. All the other people will die a horrible death, exactly as God did with the people in Sodom and Gomorrah.

                Originally posted by icelandicguy View Post
                we were the first country to help haiti (oh ye thats the country of hell or something?...not)
                God caused the Haiti earthquake.

                Now God punishes you with "natural" disasters of your own. Looks like you didn't learn your lesson yet.......

                Within a few months, you will rename your country to "under the sea"-land
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22
                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • Petal
                  LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 991

                  #23
                  Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                  Originally posted by icelandicguy View Post
                  because of my cousin, Bjork?
                  why come everyone in icelands be relateds to each others, Mr.icelandicguy?

                  oh bitch please, shut the piffle up
                  you not aloud to speaks to Miss.Talitha like that! i wanna kicks you in your big icelandic butts

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                  • icelandicfool
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 12

                    #24
                    Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    Because your country is like Sodom and Gomorrah and should be destroyed completely until nothing is left.


                    Just like in the case of Sodom and Gomorrah, God will let the most moral inhabitant escape alive.

                    Alex is such a person. He will escape from icelend alive. All the other people will die a horrible death, exactly as God did with the people in Sodom and Gomorrah.


                    God caused the Haiti earthquake.

                    Now God punishes you with "natural" disasters of your own. Looks like you didn't learn your lesson yet.......

                    Within a few months, you will rename your country to "under the sea"-land
                    and in what way are we bothering you so much?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553

                      #25
                      Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                      Originally posted by icelandicguy View Post
                      and in what way are we bothering you so much?
                      You have come into our Godly forum uninvited and unwelcome, spewing hatred and persecuting us for being Christians. We're sick of it. God is going to send you even bigger volcanoes and earthquakes in the days to come, because you are tormenting His favorite forum.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • icelandicfool
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 12

                        #26
                        Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        You have come into our Godly forum uninvited and unwelcome, spewing hatred and persecuting us for being Christians. We're sick of it. God is going to send you even bigger volcanoes and earthquakes in the days to come, because you are tormenting His favorite forum.
                        im also christian and i'm not spewing hatred and persecuting you for being Christian.

                        the thing is u are stupid thinking that the whole country, iceland is evil which is bullshit (obv)

                        there is clearly something wrong with you people

                        now think again

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78553

                          #27
                          Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                          Originally posted by icelandicfool View Post
                          im also christian and i'm not spewing hatred and persecuting you for being Christian.

                          the thing is u are stupid thinking that the whole country, iceland is evil which is bullshit (obv)

                          there is clearly something wrong with you people

                          now think again
                          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • icelandicfool
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 12

                            #28
                            Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                            no thanks,
                            This is gonna be my last post on this site.
                            i came here to tell you all that you can't Judge whole country for something.
                            thats also called racism.

                            okey, thanks bye.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #29
                              Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                              Originally posted by icelandicfool View Post
                              i came here to tell you all that you can't Judge whole country for something.
                              thats also called racism.
                              Icelanders are considered a distinct race, now?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Marcus Aurelius
                                Relatively Armless
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 9

                                #30
                                Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                                A little food for thought. The volcano is putting out the amount of green house gas we are being called to cut back in a year every hour.........
                                Those who are about to die salute you !

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