[Jo Freddie]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

When I asked Brother Hardwick if he had seen what PDF had said about July the 4th his response was:

Everyone from Landover will be at the church. We have a mandatory dawn to dusk service (with covered dish barbeque) and early curfew due to the secular celebrations that can be dangerous for our church members. So there won't be any church members attending. You know, Deacon Fred is my best friend. I hope he gets out of jail. I just want him to use the right channels to do so

So this forum will be very quiet tomorrow?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

The State police are moving me to an undisclosed location on Monday. Ya'll Facebook Friends be careful about what you are planning! Don't get in any kind of trouble on my account! Folks here at the prison seem nervous. Could it be because they have the Last True Christian™ in America, behind bars on our Nation's own Go...dly Birthday? Maybe, but I've been hearing more gunshots outside than normal today.

Mmmm Did Brother Harry have him moved?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

Mmmm Did Brother Harry have him moved?

Maybe to the unicorn sanctuary at Groom Lake? Doesn't explain the gunfire tho...

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

Pastor Busted Out of Jail After Thousands of Facebook Fans Stage July 4th Rampage on Remote Iowa Town!

The whereabouts of Pastor Deacon Fred Smith are unknown at the time of this press release. He is a fugitive from justice, and should be considered mentally unstable, please contact your local police department if you have any information.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

He is a fugitive from justice...

Though of course my first concern is for the physical safety of all involved, I fear we may not have seen the last of the bloodshed. I am relieved to see the Pastor free from his incarceration, but cannot approve of such violent tactics. Faced with such overwhelming numbers (and only 6-15 bullets in his sidearm) I'm sure the Sheriff would yielded if only asked politely. I hope he and his deputy aren't seriously injured.

...and should be considered mentally unstable,...

I am, quite frankly, agog at this course of events, and for some strange reason that always makes me want popcorn...

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

Wilfred here, I can't say much of went down. Lets just say I was there to see PDF emerge from the jail with a huge smile on his face.

My stunning wife was lost in the crowd, and I still can't seem to find her. I pray to Jesus she is okay and finds her way back to our Trailer Home. If not, Willie will be back on the market!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

I sense a Noodly Appendage's work in his release...

What a day! I need to lay low now. Texting ya'll from this suburban headed to (you wish you knew State Police!). It all went down so well, but when the strippers from Las Vegas started taking their tops off after my sermon... well, I think that's a little much. A-men?

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

Update: The wife is fine. She got lost and had to walk and hitch hike home. She says she had a problem with some guys, but the local access channel was showing Bible Wheel of Fortune, so I told her to go get dinner ready and we will talk later.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

I have a general comment about the persecution of Pastor Deacon Fred Smith.

1. The supreme law of the land is the US Constitution. Pastor Fred's rights were violated and homers tried to violate our Godly Pastor.

2. he Supreme law of the earth is GOD's law as per His holy Word. Those laws were violated!!!!!!!!

3. LBC has some of the best NRA trained marksmen in the world and perhaps we should think about a 2nd amendment solution so that this never happens again.

LOCK & LOAD!

[TC Patriot]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

I have a general comment about the persecution of Pastor Deacon Fred Smith.

1. The supreme law of the land is the US Constitution. Pastor Fred's rights were violated and homers tried to violate our Godly Pastor.

2. he Supreme law of the earth is GOD's law as per His holy Word. Those laws were violated!!!!!!!!

3. LBC has some of the best NRA trained marksmen in the world and perhaps we should think about a 2nd amendment solution so that this never happens again.

LOCK & LOAD!
Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war, with the cross of Jesus
going on before.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

http://www.facebook.com/landoverbaptist

Pastor Deacon Fred: "It with great sadness, that I do hereby declare HOLY WAR upon the Landover Baptist Church and every JUDAS who has betrayed me!"

So... PDF's gone jihadi? And just who is on which team here? Enquiring minds want to know!