[Doctor]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Did you also order the oil leak going towards Florida??

[James Hutchins]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Did you also order the oil leak going towards Florida??

No, we wanted it to fill the under sea level hellhole that is New Orleans. Was supposed to turn into a giant fire pit.

[Nielsen]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

I'm confused!

Why was it that God should destroy Denmark?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

I'm confused!

Why was it that God should destroy Denmark?

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

[Doctor]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Let me repeat my words ones again:

I am sure that god will not listen to all you stupid fools about your prayers agains DK.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Let me repeat my words ones again

So we can ignore you twice?

[Doctor]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Cranky old man:
Yeah! But you did not do that.

[Nielsen]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

This is going to be funny!!!

Guess what! I'm Danish!!!!!!

1. The word "viking" is used about ancient Danish people! By the way: Iceland had Vikings too, and Greenland is a part of Denmark!!!!
Some of the vikings actually DID marry their girls!
2. that's just stupid!
3. Lars Løkke Rasmussen??? He has never attended tour de france!!!
4. if H.C Anderen is oh so bad and evil, why is his fairytales worldknown!!!! Satan's language is danish???? Ok i'll go with that!!!
5. also great toys, where you can build houses and stuff!!!!
6. THAT WAS FUCKING SWEDEN!!!!!!! ASTRID LINDGREEN!!!!!
7. that's dumb
8. I'm not gay, but if you said that shit to my face I would kick your face in!!!! DON'T TALK ABOUT CHILDREN LIKE THAT YOU SICK FUCK!!!!!!!!!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS RIGHT, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

DENMARK FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!

NOW YOU CAN FUCKING BAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!


THAT'S RIGHT I'M GOING TO HELL!

[helene balling]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

I am in shock! The thread i have just read, has got to be the most ignorant thing i have ever seen!!

How can you people call yourself christians? You are the ones sounding like satanist.. How can socialism be sinful? Jesus was practically the founder of socialism.

Let me tell you about Denmark:

Danes (NOT DENMARKIANS) hates pedophiles, like all other normal people.

Gay people can marry and adopt in Denmark -not because they abuse their children, but because thay are just as qualified parents as you malnourished, ignorant, selfrighteous so-called christian americans.

Rape was not invented by danish people. In fact, i don't think rape is one of those things that was invented. Rape is a horrible thing, done by desperate, mal raised, sorry beings (beings that unfortunately exist in every country, beings that are of any race and og any religion). (FYI: rape is illegal in Denmark)

Hans Christian Andersen writes stories that celebrate love. (WASN'T THAT WHAT JESUS PREACHED THE MOST: LOVE?). His most favorite story the ugly duckling is about a misunderstood kid, that finally finds itself, gaining selfconfidence, when growing up. How is that celebrating satan?

I think we can agree that Tour De France is one big cheat. Everybody is on EPO -it's one big joke. But the danish rider, who cheated at Tour De France, was not our prime minister. They simply have the same last name. I think it would be difficult for someone to both keep up a proffessionel biking carrere and rule a country at the same time.

Organtrafficking is illegal in Denmark. Our childrens programs is normally about a bear and a chicken that live in a forest and is best friends. (VERY DAMAGING FOR YOUNG CHILDREN!)

Lego is building blocks that encourage childrens creativity, and imagination. They are not very scary.

Denmark was actually against Hitler during world war 2. We were occupied by the Germans, not cooperating with them.

In addition to all of the above.

EVOLUTION IS REAL!!! CREATIONISM IS NOT!

GET IT!

DENMARK FTW!!!

PS. YES, I AM AN ATHEIST. I DON'T NEED A THREAT ABOUT HELL, TO BEHAVE GOOD TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE. That comes naturally to me, because i had good atheist parents that tought me, to treat other people good. Not because i would go to hell if i didn't, but because it's the only way 6 billion people can stay together at the same planet... Maybe you christians could learn something??????

[Talitha]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

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[WWJDnow]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Still have any of you thought about praying for revival in Denmark instead of it's destruction?

You might as well pray for revival in Hell.

What I want to bring up is that it's not wrong to pray for destruction. Neither for begging for mercy from God. As long as we pray that the will of God will be done.

You do make an excellent point. Jesus did tell us that, whatever we desire, if we believe we will receive it when we pray, it will happen:

For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith. Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them. Mark 11:23-24

Of course, Jesus told us:

When ye pray, say, Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, as in heaven, so in earth. Luke 11:2

This way, God is covered just in case a Christian prays for something that God doesn't want to do, like heal a sick child or save the Danes from their inevitable destruction at the hand of the Lord.

How can you people call yourself christians?

Because we believe in the Bible.

How can socialism be sinful? Jesus was practically the founder of socialism.

Jesus certainly exhorted some rich people to voluntarily part with their wealth. But where in the Bible did Jesus say they should be forced to do so against their will through taxation?

Rape is a horrible thing, done by desperate, mal raised, sorry beings (beings that unfortunately exist in every country, beings that are of any race and og any religion)

Yes, rape is horrible, it is a form of theft of property, and when a man sleeps with a married woman or a betrothed virgin, he should be stoned to death. The woman should also be stoned to death if she is married or if she is betrothed and the man takes her in the city.

If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman.... If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die.... Deuteronomy 22:22-24

If a man rapes a virgin who is not betrothed, then he has to buy her from her father as his wife:

If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. Deuteronomy 22:28-29

[helene balling]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Yes, rape is horrible, it is a form of theft of property, and when a man sleeps with a married woman or a betrothed virgin, he should be stoned to death. The woman should also be stoned to death if she is married or if she is betrothed and the man takes her in the city.

If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman.... If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die.... Deuteronomy 22:22-24

If a man rapes a virgin who is not betrothed, then he has to buy her from her father as his wife:

If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. Deuteronomy 22:28-29[/QUOTE]




What's your point? That rape is ok as long as you BUY the women afterwards? Adultery is not the same as rape? How can a woman be punished for being raped?

[Sister Christina]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

What's your point? That rape is ok as long as you BUY the women afterwards?

Yes, the holy KJV1611 bible clearly says so.

Adultery is not the same as rape? How can a woman be punished for being raped?

You might want to read that bit again.

If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman.... If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die.... Deuteronomy 22:22-24

If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. Deuteronomy 22:28-29

Rape isn't mentioned anywhere in these scriptures, which means the woman is a slut.

[helene balling]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

dear danish lady..

Why did you post those quotes then?
I was only talking about rape...
If two consenting adults choose to have sex i couldn't care less.. unless one of them was my man... then he would answer to me.. only me... not the law, and certainly not GOD!

[Deuteronomy]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

What's your point? That rape is ok as long as you BUY the women afterwards? Adultery is not the same as rape? How can a woman be punished for being raped?

Listen sweetheart, I'm sure your closet homer husband finds your little opinions reeeeeeeally charming, but in this forum you are expected to know your place. Threads have been dedicated to the subject of "rape" and you should try educting yourself a little. People much much smarter than you have taken the time to carefully explain why this is Gods plan. My advise to you: start reading the bible and get back in the kitchen where you belong. Have a nice day