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I can't control the urge to not masturbate anymore. I feel like I am going crazy, the devil is practically taking off my pants. Its not helping that I am getting porn pop-ups, which just add to the erection. I don't know if I can control it. Please, give me some advice
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Jesus has some advice for you:
Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
If you follow this advice, you will be guaranteed to be able to avoid this sin.
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Try cutting off your hand..
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee:
For it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
Matthew 5:30
Or better yet, cut off your tallywhacker too.
Become an eunuch for the sake of Heaven.
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb:
And there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men:
And there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake.
He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
Matthew 19:12If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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PRAY FOR YOU? I'll pray for the innocent unborn Americans you've murdered, you sperm-murdering murderer!
It's out of control perverts like you that are stabbing America in the back, while we try to lliberate the world. Why do you hate America?Founder and CEO of Trickle-Down Charities™, LLC.
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Son, it's pretty obvious to me that you don't want any help or you would have already stuck a hot soldering iron about two inches up SATAN's one-armed bandit and solved the problem. I suggest you ask your mommy if she has a food processor and learn how to turn it on. Next time you have the urge, stick that thimbleful of play-doh in it and press 'slice and dice'.Originally posted by Makdun24 View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Is cutting off my penis or arm the only solution? I can't do that..Comment
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Why don't you just admit it, you like masterbating, it's your thing, you're horny all the time and loving it ...Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
Think of it this way, here you are on a public forum, admitting to all the world that you play with yourself, sinner, so why not drop the sanctimonious act and get with the program here?
There is another solution that will get you back on track at least temporarily, and it won't cost you an arm and a leg either ... yet!
Hit the Paypal button and ...
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Some ideas I give to parents. You can stick your hand in glue, then stick it in a bucket of sand and wait for it to dry. Failing that i have found that a good dose of Dumbass brand hot sauce poured over that area should eliminate that urge.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
Could you please specify your race/colour? This information will help me to provide you with correct advice.
Of course if you have a constant need to pull on your tallywhacker, I'm assuming you're nigra?The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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Why not?Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
Obviously, you aren't using them for anything important, nor good, anyways.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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I should be gratefull of the things god has given me. Also, the pain of cutting off my arm would be intense, and I want to use it for other things.Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View PostComment
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Stop lying. You're using that as an excuse.Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
Not that you're actually a Christian, as you're only a silly mocker.
..the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; Blessed be the name of the LORD..
Job 1:21
God gave you the bodyparts, and God Himself tells you to cut them off. (Matthew 5:30)
God wants them back since you abuse them. SO WHO ARE YOU TO ARGUE?
Then stop masturbating.Also, the pain of cutting off my arm would be intense, and I want to use it for other things.
That's the only choices you have here if you want to avoid hell:
Either stop or cut off your hand.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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But that still leaves you committing the disgusting sin of seed murder. Countless thousands of souls have been damned to hell at your’ hands! I think it is time you start asking yourself what is worse, the pain of a cut off arm or the pain of an eternity in the Lake of Fire.Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
If you are just too chicken to do the right thing with your' hand I suggest Sister Talitha’s Circumcision out-clinic. You don’t have to worry about the price since its free and you do your bit to make up for the damage you done by letting Sister Talitha’s students practice on a real patient. Those girls maybe new at this but they make up for what they lack in experience with their enthusiasm so I am sure her students can fix this problem of your's one way or another.
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Friend, I expect you've seen the signs that say every time you partake in M'ing Jesus kills a Kitten?
Well, let me tell YOU!
I LIKE KITTENS!
We at Landover cherish our Menfolk's Seed.
As you know, every Sperm is Sacred and to "M" as often as you do is nothing short of Genocide.
The Department of Faith have located your address and all we need is the OK and we can start on your immediate Castration. Or was that Circumcision? I always get the two mixed up.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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This person has admitted to being an atheist on another thread. His pleas for help here are insincere. He doesn't want any help. He is just a troll.
Pastor Billy-ReubenUpon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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