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  • #1

    Prayer for my Guitars.

    I have decided to do away with playing secular music. I am now devoting every note that I play to the Lord and will help spread his word. And Any Proceeds accumulated from singing for Jesus will promptly be forwarded to the Lord (minus expenses for strings and picks). Please pray for these two instruments of Jesus.
    Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can sit in a boat drinking beer all day while you fool around with his old lady.
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  • #2
    Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

    A guitar is not bad per se, depends on what you do with it.

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    • #3
      Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

      Godly guitars have 12 strings.

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      • #4
        Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

        is led zeppelin ok?

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        • #5
          Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

          Originally posted by whattheeff View Post
          is led zeppelin ok?
          No.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #6
            Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

            Originally posted by whattheeff View Post
            is led zeppelin ok?
            Sure, as long as you're a devil worshipping devil worshipper.

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            • #7
              Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

              Originally posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest View Post
              Godly guitars have 12 strings.
              Not always.

              Six-strings, in particular the nylon versions, are better suited for women and children who cannot handle a full twelve in their smaller hands. Even though a number of younger boys can put a good grip on a twelve it is still better to start them off with just six, especially when you consider the blister problems associated with beginners.

              When played by a Godly Nun the acoustic guitar can be a pleasing musical device!



              Bless you, my corpulent corn-husker,
              Father Mo





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              A Cardinal in the making.

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              • #8
                Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

                Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                Not always.

                Six-strings, in particular the nylon versions, are better suited for women and children who cannot handle a full twelve in their smaller hands. Even though a number of younger boys can put a good grip on a twelve it is still better to start them off with just six, especially when you consider the blister problems associated with beginners.

                When played by a Godly Nun the acoustic guitar can be a pleasing musical device!



                Bless you, my corpulent corn-husker,
                Father Mo





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                It seems that every time you answer a question it comes back to the same thing...this time all you can think about are the small hands of little boys.
                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • #9
                  Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

                  I'm not a papist, so I don't pray for inanimate objects or animals.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I'm not a papist, so I don't pray for inanimate objects or animals.
                    Let alone praying to inanimate objects and animals and worshiping them...
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

                      Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                      Not always.

                      Six-strings, in particular the nylon versions, are better suited for women and children who cannot handle a full twelve in their smaller hands. Even though a number of younger boys can put a good grip on a twelve it is still better to start them off with just six, especially when you consider the blister problems associated with beginners.

                      When played by a Godly Nun the acoustic guitar can be a pleasing musical device!



                      Bless you, my corpulent corn-husker,
                      Father Mo





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                      Women should be baking pies and tending to their God fearing husbands not wasting time playing the guitar, and children should be learning about being good God fearing men and women when they grow up. Please keep you silly God mocking views to yourself you papist sinner.
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                      Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                      so a fool returneth to his folly

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                      • #12
                        Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

                        I'm going to pray that you don't knock your guitars over and break them after having too many Old Style beers.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

                          I'm going to pray that you don't knock your guitars over and break them after having too many Old Style beers.
                          Thank's Nobar King, that was the most Godly and meaningful prayer of all.
                          Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can sit in a boat drinking beer all day while you fool around with his old lady.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

                            You're welcome. It took me a little while to come up with a suitable prayer for you.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Prayer for my Guitars.

                              Some day I'll get off the booze....Or maybe I won't, after all they swigged Likker in the bible.
                              Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can sit in a boat drinking beer all day while you fool around with his old lady.

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