[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

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Sweet Lord! Put a warning on that! I just sat down with a lobster dinner and opened this thread. The damn lobster started moving around on my plate, snapping his claws at me! He is now down the hall tormenting my cat!

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Sweet Lord! Put a warning on that! I just sat down with a lobster dinner and opened this thread. The damn lobster started moving around on my plate, snapping his claws at me! He is now down the hall tormenting my cat!

The wife missing for 6 hours and you are sitting down in your trailer with a lobster dinner in Iowa. That is what the police sometimes refer to as a lead.

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

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The Lord will lead her back if she is still alive eventually. Ever let a cat out and it is gone so long you figure it went off to die, but then returns skinny, tired and mangy? I am sure that is what will happen with the Mrs.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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The Lord will lead her back if she is still alive eventually. Ever let a cat out and it is gone so long you figure it went off to die, but then returns skinny, tired and mangy? I am sure that is what will happen with the Mrs.

better safe than sorry esp. if their is an insurance policy involved.

[Brother Daniel]

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Aren't those called ''lineman's gloves'' for working on high voltage lines? you could be right about it being a problem.

Actually I used them for making a electric fence around the house.
I got some problems with my wife.

Its gone now my Diabetes, thanks to the lord!
I trust it for 100%, I won't be taking any insuline anymore!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I'm excited that everyone has been cured of their inflictions! I'd really like to hear the naysayer atheists explain that away!

Also, thank you for the generous donations. My ministry is currently purchasing a brand new Gulfstream jet so we may spread the Word of God more efficiently. I'm also in need of some new custom-tailored genuine Italian virgin wool suits because as God's personal representative on Earth, I have to look my best.

[James Dewitt]

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I'm excited that everyone has been cured of their inflictions! I'd really like to hear the naysayer atheists explain that away!

Also, thank you for the generous donations. My ministry is currently purchasing a brand new Gulfstream jet so we may spread the Word of God more efficiently. I'm also in need of some new custom-tailored genuine Italian virgin wool suits because as God's personal representative on Earth, I have to look my best.

Rev Jim, I have the suits covered. I just sent a check for 25 large to your tailor. Dont forget the shirts and shoes.

[Mrs. Baiter]

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Glory to our Lord! I am here to bear witness to the miracle performed on me today by the loving Reverend Jim Osborne. I reached out to the Landover Baptist Church this morning in my time of great need, and almost immediately was exorcised of my demons by Rev. Osborne. My story is here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46216 but to make a long story short, I suffered a mighty injury to my head and the demons came in and turned me into a lazy, unfit wife. My spiritual master, Jesus, and my earthly master, Mr. Baiter, were disappointed in me.

I scooted across the carpet this morning (I'm still a little off balance from the accident) in my shift dress and socks, and when I touched Reverend Osborne's face on the computer monitor, there was a mighty CRACK of healing and a flash of blue light, which I assume was those demons taking off!

Praise the Lord for my cleansing! Now I'm headed off to make a PROPER pie for Mr. Baiter.

In His Love,

Mrs. Baiter

Hosea 14:4 I will heal their backsliding, I will love them freely: for mine anger is turned away from him.

[skruven]

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LoL ur lame...

[BelieverInGod]

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LoL ur lame...

Isn't it nice to see another example of the superior intelligence of the atheist?

[the true]

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let me keep this short... NO YOU CAN NOT

[Didymus Much]

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Isn't it nice to see another example of the superior intelligence of the atheist?

let me keep this short... NO YOU CAN NOT

[Mr fool (Quarantined)]

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It didn't work and i really REALLY tried actually.
It couldn't even heal my headeche

[Sister Christina]

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It didn't work and i really REALLY tried actually.
It couldn't even heal my headeche

That only proves your lack of Faith.

Why do you hate Jesus so much?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Yes, Sister Christina is right. You are nothing but a Godmocker and if you ask for prayers just for some kind of lark, you will expect no answer. Did you notice all the True Christians(tm) got their ailments cured?