Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

[H. Montague Worthington]

I think no one would disagree with me that Doris Day has been one of the most destructive, corrupting, evil forces ever to walk the earth. Her name is synonymous with evil. She mocks God deliberately. She is a piece of human filth. She defiles humanity with her sin and depravity.

Please join me in a solemn prayer to our lord and savior that Doris Day contracts the Ebola virus and dies in excruciating agony.



BEFORE

AFTER

Why won't that disgusting harlot DIE already?

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Other than the fact that her movies were cheesy enough to spread on crackers, what do you have against Doris Day?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Other than the fact that her movies were cheesy enough to spread on crackers, what do you have against Doris Day?

Which part of

I think no one would disagree with me that Doris Day has been one of the most destructive, corrupting, evil forces ever to walk the earth. Her name is synonymous with evil. She mocks God deliberately. She is a piece of human filth. She defiles humanity with her sin and depravity

did you not understand?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

I thought she had already boarded the hell train. Is she doing something silly in Africa? Is that why we're specifically praying for Ebola?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Other than the fact that her movies were cheesy enough to spread on crackers, what do you have against Doris Day?

Your talking about a woman who started the slutapocalypse of America. Thanks Doris Day's trashy movies young girls wander around the nation's shopping malls in tight jens give lap dances to any man who will sit still for them. After all the abortions, broken marriages as AIDs she caused Doris Day as a lot to answer for.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Let us not forget her sinful friendship with the worlds worst homer Rock Hudson. With that in mind it is very likely that she is in fact a filthy transvestite as no real woman would conduct herself as she did.

Regardless it appears that she / he somehow escaped contracting AID's so the Ebola virus would be a fitting way for her to be transported to hell

I will be praying hard

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

I thought she had already boarded the hell train. Is she doing something silly in Africa? Is that why we're specifically praying for Ebola?

I had heard Ebola is very painful, physically disfiguring, and has a high mortality rate. It is also highly transmissible to friends and loved ones. Here are the symptons: abdominal pain (60–80%), fever (90–100%), headache (40–90%), bloody vomit (10–40%), Maculopapular rash (5–20%), malaise (75–85%), joint and muscle pain (40–80%), inflammation of the pharynx (20–40%), coagulopathy (71–78%), chest pain, dry and sore throat (63%), hemorrhagic diathesis (71–78%), hiccups (15%), non-bloody diarrhea (81%), vomiting (59%).

Seeing Doris Day get the end she deserves--- doubled over the toilet bowl spouting bloody vomit for the last few hours of her miserable life--- is all I really care about.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Any update on the current health status of the Hollywood Harlot???

Y.I.C.

Warner S. Davidson

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Any update on the current health status of the Hollywood Harlot???

Y.I.C.

Warner S. Davidson

Jesus still hasn't got to her yet. That means we haven't been praying hard enough.

[its_faith]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Can we just pray for her getting any horrible painful fatal disease?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Well Brother Worthington, it certainly does look like old Doris did get a 'piece of the Rock' after all.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Jesus still hasn't got to her yet. That means we haven't been praying hard enough.

Thank you Brother. I am off to the Prayer Closet, immediately

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Here's the way I see it:

One of the blessings of the AIDS Virus is that in some, it can linger for years....a long, slow death. This gives the Carrier plenty of time to reflect on their many many sins, Why did God™ do this to me? etc.

Hopefully, in these cases there is chance for Salvation™.

With Ebola, one is immediately feverish, with confused thoughts as the brain and body tissue begin to hemorrhage immediately. Death may follow in 2 or 3 days as the body liquefies. Practically the only thing you can do is sit down, order a Scotch and soda, and hope you (literally) have the stomach to finish it..

That scenario may not give her time or the wherewithal to pledge all her earthy goods to tithing, in the hopes of achieving redemption.

Shouldn't something good come of her wicked life?

EVIDENCE FROM HER DoF FILE:
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[landoverlover]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Look at this face. Any more questions?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

I prefer to have Doris Day painfully liquified by the Ebola virus, but I would not complain if Jesus chose to have her eaten by a pack of hungry rats or incinerated in an explosion following a head on collision with a tanker truck.