[its_faith]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

How about if she gets eaten alive by fire ants? It seems to me like a good combo of all three.

[ol' Bellhead]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

This all seems very Christian like, and holy.

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Who is going to give her the Ebola virus? That could be risky.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Thank you Brother. I am off to the Prayer Closet, immediately

Any further developments???..................I am still praying

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

My faith in Jesus leads me to believe that no punishment devised by mankind can do justice to the transgressions perpetuated by Doris Day.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Why is she trying to get that little boy into bed in the clip????

I didn't know she was so active in the early kiddie-porn industry!!!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

When Americans sing in Mexican, it just encourages more illegal aliens to flood across our borders and kidnap people in Phoenix. Arizona is already a bloody killing field thanks to lack of border enforcement by the Obummer administration, with the blood of innocent White people flowing through the gutters. Obama welcomes these bloodthirsty Messican invaders into our country to kill White Republican voters and send a message.

But think about it..... When did the invasion of America by illegal alien kidnappers start? I'll tell you when--- back in the 1950s, when Doris Day sang "Que Sera Sera!"

[WWJDnow]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Here are the symptons: abdominal pain (60–80%), fever (90–100%), headache (40–90%), bloody vomit (10–40%), Maculopapular rash (5–20%), malaise (75–85%), joint and muscle pain (40–80%), inflammation of the pharynx (20–40%), coagulopathy (71–78%), chest pain, dry and sore throat (63%), hemorrhagic diathesis (71–78%), hiccups (15%), non-bloody diarrhea (81%), vomiting (59%).

Should we pray for the coagulopathy, the hemorrhagic diathesis, or both?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Should we pray for the coagulopathy, the hemorrhagic diathesis, or both?

I think we should emphasize the diarrhea. That way she will be lonely too.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Should we pray for the coagulopathy, the hemorrhagic diathesis, or both?

I would say "coagulopathy", since it sounds like some totally depraved sex act.

Like Doris Day and her movies.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Lately I've begun to read Rupert Murdoch's fine newspaper the Daily Mail. I was going though some back issues and discovered this...

The dark days of Doris Day: The 'girl next door' had a dark side behind her squeaky clean public image

Disgusting.

NOTE: Erase your browsing history after reading this article, so your curious children won't become immoral, depraved temptresses like Doris Day (her real name is Kappelhoff, but she was too ashamed to use it in her teenage strip tease shows before dirty old men).

[Cody Parsons]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Ill pray for this but who is Doris Day.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Pray that Doris Day Contracts the Ebola Virus

Good News! Thanks to the new Iowa Republican legislature and my lobbying efforts in Des Moines, Godly True Christian(tm) Iowans can show their faith AND their loathing of Doris Day at the same time as they drive around our beautiful state!! Behold Iowa's newest specialty licence plates:



And it's all for a good cause! The licence plates will raise money for expensive but necessary surgery to correct and repair animal shelter spayings and neuterings performed over the past eight years of DEMONcrats in charge of our state.