[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Glory! Jeffrey Kuhner of the Washington Times explains "Why God is Great" with a 3-page explanation of Hitchens' history as a Bolshevik and a hypocritical God-mocker!

America's leading atheist is dying. Christopher Hitchens, a prominent public intellectual, has been diagnosed with cancer of the esophagus. The deadly disease has spread to his lungs and lymph nodes.

. . .

Yet it is astonishing how even when starkly confronted with his mortality, Mr. Hitchens is unable to restrain his anti-Catholic bigotry. The specter of death cannot wrench him of his hatred for religion - especially the Catholic Church.

As he describes the pain and gradual degradation that cancer inflicts upon its victim, Mr. Hitchens reminisces about possible regrets in his life. Besides not seeing his children getting married, he is stricken by the prospect that he will never read or write the obituary of "elderly villains," such as the former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger. Mr. Hitchens' bile toward Pope Benedict XVI knows no bounds. Typical of many bigots, he clings to his burning hate unto the final hour - it is all that is left to warm his dark, desiccated soul.

Like all atheists, Mr. Hitchens is a hypocrite. He denounces the existence of God while simultaneously living off the ethical norms established by the Judeo-Christian tradition. For example, in his column, he lauds the "selfless" doctors who are treating him, describing their commitment to the dignity of the individual. The sacred nature of human life - and why the West distinctly cherishes it - is a direct result of our Christian heritage: It is the social application of the imperative to love one's neighbor as oneself.

Mr. Hitchens also confesses to taking comfort from all the prayer groups at his treatment center. He is receiving emotional sustenance from people and practices he has spent a lifetime mocking.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Glory! Jeffrey Kuhner of the Washington Times explains "Why God is Great" with a 3-page explanation of Hitchens' history as a Bolshevik and a hypocritical God-mocker!

America's leading atheist is dying. Christopher Hitchens, a prominent public intellectual, has been diagnosed with cancer of the esophagus. The deadly disease has spread to his lungs and lymph nodes.

. . .

Yet it is astonishing how even when starkly confronted with his mortality, Mr. Hitchens is unable to restrain his anti-Catholic bigotry. The specter of death cannot wrench him of his hatred for religion - especially the Catholic Church.

As he describes the pain and gradual degradation that cancer inflicts upon its victim, Mr. Hitchens reminisces about possible regrets in his life. Besides not seeing his children getting married, he is stricken by the prospect that he will never read or write the obituary of "elderly villains," such as the former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger. Mr. Hitchens' bile toward Pope Benedict XVI knows no bounds. Typical of many bigots, he clings to his burning hate unto the final hour - it is all that is left to warm his dark, desiccated soul.

Like all atheists, Mr. Hitchens is a hypocrite. He denounces the existence of God while simultaneously living off the ethical norms established by the Judeo-Christian tradition. For example, in his column, he lauds the "selfless" doctors who are treating him, describing their commitment to the dignity of the individual. The sacred nature of human life - and why the West distinctly cherishes it - is a direct result of our Christian heritage: It is the social application of the imperative to love one's neighbor as oneself.

Mr. Hitchens also confesses to taking comfort from all the prayer groups at his treatment center. He is receiving emotional sustenance from people and practices he has spent a lifetime mocking.

It is true that this man has spread unspeakable lies about the Pope, The Holy Roman Church and many of its kind, humble and visionary clerics but as good Catholics it is our duty to reach out to him right up until his last breath.

Fortunately for Mr. Hutchens, and for our diminishing foreign reserves fund, we Catholics have him surrounded and are prepared to give him Extreme Unction to ensure his salvation while at the same time taking an easy million dollars from some rubes operating a 'Church' from the back of truck-stop somewhere in a corn field.

Since he is receiving his primary care from a Catholic doctor in a Catholic hospital I'd say he is as good as saved!

Please send the money in question to my assistant Brother Niall Downes at my museum office. We will provide a receipt for tax purposes.



Bless you, my proof Of Barnum's adage,
Father Mo









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[amazer]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Gee Pastor Ezekiel,

I just want to say that you are one mean ignorant motherfucker, and I mean that sincerely and from the bottom of my heart. All you religionists that profess to espouse Christian lover or whatever are really scummy sons of bitches full of hypocritical self-righteousness.

If there really were a god and he/she were full of love and compassion, then I have to believe he/she would spare the world of people like you who wish pain and suffering on others.

Shame on you and anybody who believes your bogus claptrap-- you lowlife poseur!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Gee Pastor Ezekiel,

I just want to say that you are one mean ignorant motherpiffleer, and I mean that sincerely and from the bottom of my heart. All you religionists that profess to espouse Christian lover or whatever are really scummy sons of bitches full of hypocritical self-righteousness.

If there really were a god and he/she were full of love and compassion, then I have to believe he/she would spare the world of people like you who wish pain and suffering on others.

Shame on you and anybody who believes your bogus claptrap-- you lowlife poseur!

Dear friend:

Can you prove, using Scripture, that he has said anything wrong?

[amazer]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

That's "motherfu*cker", not piffler!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Gee Pastor Ezekiel,

I just want to say that you are one mean ignorant motherpiffleer, and I mean that sincerely and from the bottom of my heart. All you religionists that profess to espouse Christian lover or whatever are really scummy sons of bitches full of hypocritical self-righteousness.

If there really were a god and he/she were full of love and compassion, then I have to believe he/she would spare the world of people like you who wish pain and suffering on others.

Shame on you and anybody who believes your bogus claptrap-- you lowlife poseur!

We merely pray for God's will to be done.

It is He that doles out the suffering on sinners, friend.

[amazer]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Christianity supposedly professes love (and forgiveness), yet you Bible Fundamentalists take pleasure in Mr. Hitchens' suffering.

Please tell me, what's the difference between you guys and the Taliban?

It's just sooo obvious that you Christian Fundamentalists have a demented view of the world. Bet you were disappointed that the world didn't end yesterday, right?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Christianity supposedly professes love (and forgiveness), yet you Bible Fundamentalists take pleasure in Mr. Hitchens' suffering.

We love Chris enough to hope he converts on his death bed like Darwin and Einstein did. If that isn't love I don't know what is.

Please tell me, what's the difference between you guys and the Taliban?

We're snappier dressers. We don't veil or make our women wear burqas. We aren't fighting American soldiers. We profess Jesus Christ. We read the Bible. We don't have prayer rugs. We don't live in caves. Just to name a few.

It's just sooo obvious that you Christian Fundamentalists have a demented view of the world. Bet you were disappointed that the world didn't end yesterday, right?

A little. I would love to ascend to Heaven and leave you unsaved behind to deal with the unspeakable tortures God is going to pour out all over you.

[amazer]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Gee, Pastors Sampson and Peters,

I see you both have earned the "Tell Her Once" icon for hitting your wives whenever they don't obey.

Congrats on that!-- you must be very proud. Hey, now you can wear "wife beater" undershirts! The Bible sure is full of good stuff, ain't it?

However, I notice that neither of you have yet achieved that most sought-after badge of holiness-- the Ex-Masturbator. (...and I always thought THAT was a religious experience! Go figure...)

I'll pray for you that you can eventually halt your self-abuse. Why don't you "Tell Yourself Once" before giving it a good whack? Hallelulah!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Gee, Pastors Sampson and Peters,

I see you both have earned the "Tell Her Once" icon for hitting your wives whenever they don't obey.

Congrats on that!-- you must be very proud. Hey, now you can wear "wife beater" undershirts! The Bible sure is full of good stuff, ain't it?

However, I notice that neither of you have yet achieved that most sought-after badge of holiness-- the Ex-Masturbator. (...and I always thought THAT was a religious experience! Go figure...)

I'll pray for you that you can eventually halt your self-abuse. Why don't you "Tell Yourself Once" before giving it a good whack? Hallelulah!

Why the hatred friend? All we want to do is spread our Loving Savior's message of unconditional love for all.

Jesus died temporally for your sins friend. Don't make Him burn you.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Gee, Pastors Sampson and Peters,

I see you both have earned the "Tell Her Once" icon for hitting your wives whenever they don't obey.

That medal is for keeping good discipline within your house as per,

Ephesians 5:22-24 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

However, I notice that neither of you have yet achieved that most sought-after badge of holiness-- the Ex-Masturbator. (...and I always thought THAT was a religious experience! Go figure...)

It's my third award.

And of course you think abusing yourself is "religious".

I'll pray for you that you can eventually halt your self-abuse.

[amazer]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

We love Chris enough to hope he converts on his death bed like Darwin and Einstein did. If that isn't love I don't know what is.

---Doesn't sound like love to me, wanting someone to convert to your religion and if he doesn't, then wishing him a world of pain and suffering. If that's your love, I'd hate to see your hate! (Oh, wait... that's right-- it's plastered all over your website.)

We're snappier dressers. We don't veil or make our women wear burqas. We aren't fighting American soldiers. We profess Jesus Christ. We read the Bible. We don't have prayer rugs. We don't live in caves. Just to name a few.
--These sound like cosmetic differences to me. Besides these trivial distinctions, your baptist "Church" is just as intolerant, self-righteous and ignorant-- not to mention compassion-less-- as the Taliban. Or the Westboro Baptist church that insults everyone, especially families of fallen soldiers.


A little. I would love to ascend to Heaven and leave you unsaved behind to deal with the unspeakable tortures God is going to pour out all over you.

Hah! What if I were the one who was saved and you burned in hell? Don't be so sure that things might not turn out the way you think. But of one thing I am sure: if Christ were alive today, he'd be disgusted by how you perverted his teachings. By the way, if there were a God, he certainly wouldn't be the bloodthirsty, torture-loving sicko that you seem to believe in. But I'm sort of at a loss for words when I come across a religion that believes in demons that live in the rectum (unless you're referring to hemorrhoids, which I understand can be quite "demon-like"...)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Hah! What if I were the one who was saved and you burned in hell? Don't be so sure that things might not turn out the way you think. But of one thing I am sure: if Christ were alive today, he'd be disgusted by how you perverted his teachings. [B][COLOR=Blue]

And those teaching were aren't correctly relaying are what friend? Give us chapter or verse. In short, put up or shut up.

We do care about what some prattling little brat like you's opinion. We do care about what Christ has to say.

Were is your scripture friend?

[amazer]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Why the hatred friend? All we want to do is spread our Loving Savior's message of unconditional love for all.

The reason I am disgusted by you fundamentalist zealots is that you use religion to justify YOUR hatred.

Not only do you wish Chris Hitchens and every other "unsaved" person to suffer eternal torture, but you beat your wives and "punch out queers", if I am to believe your dippy little merit badges, right Bobby Joe ?(I'd call you an ignorant hillbilly, but I don't want to insult hillbillies). Real classy.

You guys profess "unconditional love" but you're all pretty damn free spewing hate, bile and intolerance. Then you try to raise the flag of religion to justify it.

I love the way you brand me "unsaved trash"-- very Christian of you, guys.

For god's sake, get real. You fool nobody. You are a hate group, if there ever was one.

THAT's why I'm taking a few minutes to rant at you. Now I'm done and outta here. Why do I feel like I gotta take a shower now?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

The reason I am disgusted by you fundamentalist zealots is that you use religion to justify YOUR hatred.

Not only do you wish Chris Hitchens and every other "unsaved" person to suffer eternal torture, but you beat your wives and "punch out queers", if I am to believe your dippy little merit badges, right Bobby Joe ?(I'd call you an ignorant hillbilly, but I don't want to insult hillbillies). Real classy.

You guys profess "unconditional love" but you're all pretty damn free spewing hate, bile and intolerance. Then you try to raise the flag of religion to justify it.

I am from Butler Pa friend, that would make me an "ignorant yinzer" in you oh-so-enlightened-beyond-hatred opinion

If I only could be as forgiving as you.

Your on a slippy slope to hell friend, turn or burn!

THAT's why I'm taking a few minutes to rant at you. Now I'm done and outta here. Why do I feel like I gotta take a shower now?

YAWN

Your butt hurts cause someone told you something you don't wanna hear and you have booboo and have to cry at the mean people.

Sorry sunshine, no sympathy for you. Were is your scripture?