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Please pray that I was not sodomized by Englishmen
Pray that I have not been sodomized and infected with AIDS.
In the past week I've been on a business trip in England. I had booked a suite in London for the purpose - or so I thought I had, because when I arrived at the hotel, all rooms occupied and therefore I was forced to sleep in a four person room in a miserable hostel the first night. It quickly became clear that all my so-called "room-mates." was suspiciously gay-like. One had dark skin and wore leather vest, while the other was wearing baggy pants and a hoodie. The third and last person in the room was one of the most disgusting I have ever seen in my life. He had long hair, makeup around the eyes, black lipstick and rings in both nose, lips and eyebrows.
All these people were suspicious kind to me so I decided that I wanted to keep me awake all night so they could not sodomize me without meeting resistance. Unfortunately, I was very tired after the flight, and I must therefore admit that my plan to keep me awake failed.
I do not know if something happened overnight, but you never know when they easily could have anesthetized me while I was asleep.
You can probably understand that I desperately need your help. Please pray that nothing happened during that terrible night in England. Currently I am waiting on HIV result from the doctor, so here too, I hope that I will pray that the outcome of this test is negative.
In the past week I've been on a business trip in England. I had booked a suite in London for the purpose - or so I thought I had, because when I arrived at the hotel, all rooms occupied and therefore I was forced to sleep in a four person room in a miserable hostel the first night. It quickly became clear that all my so-called "room-mates." was suspiciously gay-like. One had dark skin and wore leather vest, while the other was wearing baggy pants and a hoodie. The third and last person in the room was one of the most disgusting I have ever seen in my life. He had long hair, makeup around the eyes, black lipstick and rings in both nose, lips and eyebrows.
All these people were suspicious kind to me so I decided that I wanted to keep me awake all night so they could not sodomize me without meeting resistance. Unfortunately, I was very tired after the flight, and I must therefore admit that my plan to keep me awake failed.
I do not know if something happened overnight, but you never know when they easily could have anesthetized me while I was asleep.
You can probably understand that I desperately need your help. Please pray that nothing happened during that terrible night in England. Currently I am waiting on HIV result from the doctor, so here too, I hope that I will pray that the outcome of this test is negative.
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Even thought it makes me sad that I have to spend the next seven years being afraid that I might have the AIDS, I'm glad to have recieved this important information. I just have to learn to stay away from discusting people. This is surely God who's testing me.
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