Please pray for these people

[JonBrant]

The majority of them seem to have suffered major brain trauma. Please pray for them. All glory to the flying spaghetti monster.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427

[AISLINMMH]

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Dear Jon,

I believe the majority has suffered severe brain trauma. I have never seen such nonsensical BULLSHIT. I will indeed pray for them. Praise almanity!!

[Petal]

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get out of our forums rite nows!

[JonBrant]

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You mean right meow.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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The majority of them seem to have suffered major brain trauma. Please pray for them. All glory to the flying spaghetti monster.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427

Dear Jon,

I believe the majority has suffered severe brain trauma. I have never seen such nonsensical BULLSHIT. I will indeed pray for them. Praise almanity!!

THIS IS NOT A DATING SITE FOR HOMERS, PLEASE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE IF YOU WANT TO KISS EACH OTHERS BEHINDS.

[AISLINMMH]

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Considering I'm a woman and he's a man...it makes the fact that I've fucked him totally irrelevant, don't you think?

I know there is such a thing as freedom of speech in this country, but I still find it hard to believe that you can keep a straight face when you people call yourselves "Christian".

I am curious, though, how you get internet access in the rock you've been living under?

Jon, darling, I've reached the point of being sickened by these people.

[Nobar King]

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I know there is such a thing as freedom of speech in this country,

Maybe you should write a letter to the Congress to complain.

[John Creeser]

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I know there is such a thing as freedom of speech in this country, but I still find it hard to believe that you can keep a straight face when you people call yourselves "Christian".

I am curious, though, how you get internet access in the rock you've been living under?

Jon, darling, I've reached the point of being sickened by these people.

We're not fluffy Christians friend, we are True Christian™'s. There is a difference.

So why are you here? Jesus sent you here for a reason, would you like to discuss anything that's on your mind? I have a feeling you're an ex-prostitute seeking Salvation™?

If you give us a chance, we can help you save your soul, really, we want to help you. Give us a chance.

[BelieverInGod]

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Considering I'm a woman and he's a man...it makes the fact that I've piffleed him totally irrelevant, don't you think?

I know there is such a thing as freedom of speech in this country, but I still find it hard to believe that you can keep a straight face when you people call yourselves "Christian".

I am curious, though, how you get internet access in the rock you've been living under?

Jon, darling, I've reached the point of being sickened by these people.

Okay, is there one non-Christian out there that really understands what "freedom of speech" means? I mean, don't they teach that in public school anymore? Or are they too busy teaching homer sex and how to obtain an abortion.

[JonBrant]

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We're not fluffy Christians friend, we are True Christian™'s. There is a difference.

So why are you here? Jesus sent you here for a reason, would you like to discuss anything that's on your mind? I have a feeling you're an ex-prostitute seeking Salvation™?

If you give us a chance, we can help you save your soul, really, we want to help you. Give us a chance.

Thank you for providing an example (rare as it seems to be on this site) of a post that isn't just hate mongering.

I'm here mainly for entertainment value, honestly, but partially to understand another point of view. The general consensus of this site seems to be rationalization of said viewpoint as being infallible. As a mathematician, I am interested in the logic involved therein. Or, rather, the lack of logic which seems to be replaced by school-yard huffing and puffing; as demonstrated by "BeliverInGod." Thank you for the free examples.

I actually stumbledupon the flat Earth thread and attributed it to satire. I was delighted to find more amazingly authored posts. Thousands of them. Sadly, I realize it's not satire and people actually dedicated 240+ pages of proof that the Earth is flat. But, being of an open mind, I find that much can be learned here.

Long winded, I know, but that's why I'm here

[JonBrant]

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Okay, is there one non-Christian out there that really understands what "freedom of speech" means? I mean, don't they teach that in public school anymore? Or are they too busy teaching homer sex and how to obtain an abortion.

Yes, in fact, many of them wrote the ground breaking document that ensured it for you. You may have heard of this piece of literature. Hint: It wasn't the Bible.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Yes, in fact, many of them wrote the ground breaking document that ensured it for you. You may have heard of this piece of literature. Hint: It wasn't the Bible.

I don't like what you are insinuating, buster. America is a Christian nation.

Terrorist loving, liberal, atheist fanatics like you who worship Charles Darwin want to prove that America was not a Christian nation by pointing to things like the Constitution. But let me ask you this. If the Constitution wasn't a strictly Christian document, why did it give us the freedom to be as Christian as we want? If the founding father's weren't Christian, then why did they ensure that we could practice Christianity freely and openly in the private sector. Wouldn't they have pushed their atheist viewpoint on us and forced us to worship Charles Darwin like you, if they weren't Christians?

[JonBrant]

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I don't care what you like, honestly. And it's cute that you automatically assume I'm atheist because I disagree with you.

And it gave you the freedom to be Christian as you want the same as it gave every other religion freedom to practice.

And as you seem to be unaware of, they weren't atheists. Suppose they didn't teach you much in your school

Thanks for yet another example. You're not worth my time. Have a nice day.

[James Hutchins]

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I don't care what you like, honestly. And it's cute that you automatically assume I'm atheist because I disagree with you.

And it gave you the freedom to be Christian as you want the same as it gave every other religion freedom to practice.

And as you seem to be unaware of, they weren't atheists. Suppose they didn't teach you much in your school

Thanks for yet another example. You're not worth my time. Have a nice day.

Jon, you certainly do not speak like a loving Christian person. Why all the hate friend?

[JonBrant]

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It must be all of the liberal brainwashing done to me at my public school. Or it could be my lack of homosmacking as of late. My apologies, friend.