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  • Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

    It has come to my attention that some horrible people are tying to link me with the UCC. To wit:

    Fourth. As to your startling admission that the United Church of Christ (in your role here you represent the church) is in fact opposed to both diversity and freedom of speech within the UCC you say this: “UCCTruths is not on the blog roll for many reasons. The first and most obvious is that they do not like the UCC. For most of their existence they ran a disclaimer stating how they were proud not to be part of the UCC. Blogs that are on our blog roll ought to at least like the church they’re part of. There are plenty of blogs listed that question the UCC from time to time. That’s certainly fair. Open dialogue about our ministries is appropriate. Disinformation and personal attacks, the hallmark of UCCtruths, just isn’t appropriate.” The real problem with UCC Truths is that it has become, thanks to the estimable energies of James Hutchins, a very lively gathering place for UCC dissenters. To even imply that Hutchins and the site’s many fans don’t love their church because they dissent from its political operations is, well, shameful. To twist the disclaimer that the site is not an official UCC site into an indication the site and its UCC fans hate their own church is obviously untrue. You, good Reverend Chuck, are busy out there in Portland leading an anti-war rally. Does this mean you are anti-American? Does this mean you are not proud to be an American? Should President Bush attack you or, say, ban the New York Times because it is critical of the administration? Put simply, Chuck, the problem is that you and the church hierarchy (led by a president who refers to those of us who criticize the church as “serpents in our midst”) can dish it out but you can’t take it.
    The entie web page may be found here:


    I am in the process of compiling affidavits and assembling my legal team.
    Those photographs of me in compromising situations are all doctored. I do not do drugs like they purport. I have never even been indicted for any hate crimes like they infer. All I do is Gods work.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

  • #2
    Re: Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

    Good God, the UCC; they're almost as bad as Unitarians...

    Where can I send a check to help in your defense?
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    Psalm 109:8
    Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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    • #3
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      James, I just read this on the internets, so it must be true. It couldn't be published if it wasn't true.

      I'm very distressed here. Have you been misrepresenting yourself to us? I think all of us who thought we were your brothers and sisters deserve an explanation.

      We all succumb to temptation now and then, we all stray. But we have to be men, admit our errors, and submit ourselves to Baby Jesus, who will forgive us if we are honestly repentant.

      Denial though, James, is a ticket straight to the everlasting fires of Hell.

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      • #4
        Re: Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

        Brother Hutchins, we'll need to hold a Pastoral Inquiry on this.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
          James, I just read this on the internets, so it must be true. It couldn't be published if it wasn't true.
          Sooo... everything on wikipedia is true? I doubt it.

          It's possible it was a mistaken identity case or something.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

            Originally posted by SpiritualistGirl View Post
            Sooo... everything on wikipedia is true? I doubt it.

            It's possible it was a mistaken identity case or something.
            Why do so many fools reference Wikipedia when Conservapedia is so much more reliable?
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            Psalm 109:8
            Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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            • #7
              Re: Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

              Originally posted by Godsgrace View Post
              Why do so many fools reference Wikipedia when Conservapedia is so much more reliable?
              I have two bookmarks, Landover Baptist and Bible Gateway.

              If I'm wondering about something, I type it into their search engines. If there are no hits, I know it doesn't matter.
              The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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              • #8
                Re: Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

                Originally posted by Godsgrace View Post
                Why do so many fools reference Wikipedia when Conservapedia is so much more reliable?
                I never really cared about wikipedia and I've never heard of conservapedia.

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

                  Originally posted by SpiritualistGirl View Post
                  I've never heard of conservapedia.
                  Sweet baby Jesus! Get thee there now!



                  Their article on atheism alone is worth its weight in gold. Her are a small collection of the topics in the article:

                  * 2 Attempts to dilute the definition of atheism
                  * 3 Biblical statements concerning atheism
                  * 4 Tenuousness of atheism in prominent atheists and in large populations
                  o 4.1 Instances of the weakness of individuals' attachment to atheism through secularistic upbringing
                  * 6 Atheism and communism
                  * 7 Criticism of atheism
                  o 7.2 Atheism and mass murder
                  o 7.4 Atheism and immoral views
                  + 7.4.1 Atheism, pederasty and NAMBLA
                  + 7.4.2 John Maynard Keynes and pederasty
                  * 8 Atheism and mental and physical health
                  o 8.2 Atheism and suicide
                  o 8.4 Atheism and obesity
                  + 8.4.3 Picture of an overweight PZ Myers
                  + 8.4.4 Picture of an overweight atheist Christopher Hitchens
                  + 8.4.5 Daniel Dennett - atheist philosopher
                  + 8.4.9 Video of an overweight atheist activist Michael Nugent
                  + 8.4.10 Matt Dillahunty - popular atheist TV show
                  + 8.4.11 Stephen Fry
                  + 8.4.12 Picture of an overweight Taslima Nasreen
                  + 8.4.13 Picture of an overweight atheist, illusionist and comedian Penn Jillette
                  + 8.4.15 Photo of an overweight Steve Wozniak (atheist/agnostic)
                  + 8.4.18 Kim Jong-il
                  + 8.4.19 Mikhail Gorbachev
                  + 8.4.20 Leonid Brezhnev
                  + 8.4.23 Picture of an overweight atheist economist Walter Block
                  + 8.4.24 Picture of an overweight atheist writer Carol Ann Duffy
                  + 8.4.30 Lesbianism, atheism and obesity
                  o 8.5 Atheism, obesity and self-esteem
                  o 8.6 Atheists and physical and mental health related problems associated with obesity
                  * 9 Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women
                  * 10 Atheism and marriageability
                  o 10.2 The claim that atheists tend to be quarrelsome and socially challenged men
                  o 10.4 Obese male atheists and marriageability
                  * 11 Western atheism and race
                  o 11.1 Atheism and evolutionary racism
                  * 12 Atheism and deception
                  o 12.1 Modern proponents of atheism and deception
                  * 13 Evolutionary paradigm - degree of public support
                  * 15 Intellectuals increasingly rejecting atheistic ideology
                  * 17 Liberal media - apostles of atheism
                  * 18 Richard Dawkins, pseudoscience, and other errors
                  * 19 Reasonable explanations for atheism
                  * 20 Atheism and the existence of evil
                  * 23 Atheism and debate
                  o 23.4 Creation scientists tend to win creation-evolution debates
                  o 23.5 Various ruses of Richard Dawkins concerning his alleged refusal to debate creationists
                  * 24 Richard Dawkins and recent debates
                  o 24.1 Atheist Richard Dawkins Lost a Debate to a Rabbi and then Claimed Debate Never Took Place
                  o 24.2 Refusal of Richard Dawkins to debate Christian apologist Dinesh D'Souza
                  o 24.3 Christian apologist Dr. William Lane Craig is reported to have called Dawkins a coward
                  * 25 Notable atheists who became ex-atheists
                  * 30 Internet Infidels and other atheist websites
                  o 30.1 Targeting of young people by atheists on the internet
                  o 30.2 Christians thwarting of atheist cyberbullying
                  * 33 Denials That atheists exist
                  * 34 French Revolution and atheism
                  * 37 Atheism quotes
                  o 37.1 Humorous quotes about atheism and evolution
                  * 38 Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian
                  Yours In Christ,

                  Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                  Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                  Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                  Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                  The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                  Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                  How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                  20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                  God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                  Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                  Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                  Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                  There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                  Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                  Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                    Re: Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    It has come to my attention that some horrible people are tying to link me with the UCC. To wit:



                    The entie web page may be found here:


                    I am in the process of compiling affidavits and assembling my legal team.
                    Those photographs of me in compromising situations are all doctored. I do not do drugs like they purport. I have never even been indicted for any hate crimes like they infer. All I do is Gods work.
                    Deeply distressing for you James - I have no doubt Brother that someone from that bunch of pagans has noted the Godly work you do here and has decided to besmirch your good name.

                    I pray for this matter to be cleared up quickly for you.
                    If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
                    “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
                    "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

                      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                      James, I just read this on the internets, so it must be true. It couldn't be published if it wasn't true.

                      I'm very distressed here. Have you been misrepresenting yourself to us? I think all of us who thought we were your brothers and sisters deserve an explanation.

                      We all succumb to temptation now and then, we all stray. But we have to be men, admit our errors, and submit ourselves to Baby Jesus, who will forgive us if we are honestly repentant.

                      Denial though, James, is a ticket straight to the everlasting fires of Hell.
                      Now Brother Enoch, just because I thought your wife's cooking tasted like puke when I came to visit last summer is no reason to hold a grudge.

                      True, I have spoken to 'those people' but I have spoken to catlicks, mooslimes even morons, all in an effort for them to see the error of their ways. Sadly, many deviants see these times as an opportunity to create a illegitimate smear campaign. They see you talking to a young hooker, trying to turn her life around, giving her a room at a hourly motel to sleep for the night and the next thing you know, they have you committing all sorts of perversions, some of which I have never heard of.
                      You all know I am a honest, fair and loving family man. God, Family and guns, in that order. May God strike me down at noon today if I strayed from True Religion(c), being a KJV rabid Baptist.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Now Brother Enoch, just because I thought your wife's cooking tasted like puke when I came to visit last summer is no reason to hold a grudge.

                        True, I have spoken to 'those people' but I have spoken to catlicks, mooslimes even morons, all in an effort for them to see the error of their ways. Sadly, many deviants see these times as an opportunity to create a illegitimate smear campaign. They see you talking to a young hooker, trying to turn her life around, giving her a room at a hourly motel to sleep for the night and the next thing you know, they have you committing all sorts of perversions, some of which I have never heard of.
                        You all know I am a honest, fair and loving family man. God, Family and guns, in that order. May God strike me down at noon today if I strayed from True Religion©, being a KJV rabid Baptist.
                        It's possible that there's someone else with the same name.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

                          Originally posted by SpiritualistGirl View Post
                          It's possible that there's someone else with the same name.
                          You think someone else visited Brother Enoch and hated his wifes cooking? It is possible.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            You think someone else visited Brother Enoch and hated his wifes cooking? It is possible.
                            I was actually talking about your original post.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Pray For My Good Name To be Restored

                              I find it rediculous that Brother James would *ever* be associated on an intimate basis with CoC.


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