Help me pray for my connection on COD4

[iced_tea]

Yes that's right. I've been getting some laggy gameplay recently and I want God to help me with it. PRAISE THE LORD! PRAISE THE LORD!

I'll update soon to say whether the Lord has answered our prayers for good gaming.

[iced_tea]

Re: Help me pray for my connection on COD4

Oh noes! This should be in the prayer request section! Please forgive me brothers! I must repent to Jesus, i'll be back in 10 minutes.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Help me pray for my connection on COD4

Depends on what game you are playing, I expect.

World of Holy Warcraft, perhaps? Or Halo IV: On Jesus' Head? Grand Theft Auto-De-Fe? Super Mario Goes To Hell?

And Saul said unto his servants, Provide me now a man that can play well, and bring him to me. 1 Samuel 16:7

~~ OEJ

PS: Jesus has heard your prayer to move the thread. Praise Him! I don't know about your connection, though.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Help me pray for my connection on COD4

Yes that's right. I've been getting some laggy gameplay recently and I want God to help me with it. PRAISE THE LORD! PRAISE THE LORD!

I'll update soon to say whether the Lord has answered our prayers for good gaming.

I don't know where you think you are, but if your "gameplay" is "laggy", then you should grateful to the Lord for giving you reason to cast the demons of videogaming out of your life!
Perhaps you're not aware of our stance on this issue.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7319 (A good time was had by all at the video game burning!)

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=8269

There is more, so much more. Which is why I'm viewing this sudden conversion of yours with suspicion. If you truly are saved, you'd want to spend your spare moments in prayer or reading the Bible, not damning your soul with perverted video games.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Help me pray for my connection on COD4

You need to stop worrying about the COD (whatever that is) and start putting your faith in GOD. Maybe then you won't have so much trouble with things getting faggy.

[Pfc. James Nye]

Re: Help me pray for my connection on COD4

Hello.

I hope you catch one of those buggers. I used to go up the the Pacific Northwest to fish for them. Then they said, this rail pass won't work anymore. I said, that was a settlement from the railway because they mistakenly put me in the colored section once. And they said there aren't any more colored people who fish.

And as I come to think about it, I guess that's so.

Less buoyant.

"Chopper" Nye