[Pater Doit]

Re: Please pray for my wife

Phew... these were some hard months but finally I solved my problem. Not on my own but with your and the Lords help.

I keeped my wife locked in the cellar for a month, after that I orderd her to burn down our neighbors car. You can't image the effect: he turned all red and blue in his face, screamed some stupid phrases (defaming me as terrorist) and was never seen again.

Since that we celebrate this day of the week (it was a tuesday) as our "day of saved marriage". That means my wife has to stay in the cellar, from sunrise till sunset.

Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.

[godgunsguts]

Re: Please pray for my wife

Remember to remove the plank in your own eye before jamming a splinter in her's. What have you done to encourage this disobedience? Do you let her drive? Is she allowed to speak out of turn? Do you let her wear pants or make-up? Does she cut her hair like a harlot? Do you deprive her of her wifely duties by cooking or cleaning yourself?

You obviously let her freely come to and from your home. This all has to stop.

Begin the process by asking Jesus to forgive you. Take away her car keys, change the locks so she can't leave, burn all her pants and throw away her make-up. Help her be a Godly wife.

Then you may issue such discipline as you see fit.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Please pray for my wife

I follow His word. He is not "sexist" far from it; God apportions responsibilities according to our lot.

PRAISE HIM!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please pray for my wife

http://youtu.be/EsjdLL3MrKk Please watch Sojourner Truth before making more sexist comments, it's an overpowering speech made so that ignorant people like you all can change like the rest of the world already is doing. It dates back to the 1800s where women all around were suppressed and coloured people more so, but together they fought and won their equal rights.

Are you suggesting that a quote from the Bible is sexist?!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Please pray for my wife

What if our god was a women?

If God were a woman, He wouldn't have been able to father Jesus. Did you sleep all the way through Sunday school?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please pray for my wife

What if our god was a women? I mean that would make sense, just as saying mother earth. And the mother is the care giver for our children. I mean it makes sense. God is a woman. She created all of us and we are her children. She loves everyone on earth equally and does not hate those who may be different. God is our mother and loves us and has a place for us as we journey into heaven, Except the babtists who are sexist, racist, bigots who will rot in hell

That is not only blasphemous, it's ridiculous. The Holy Bible clearly states that God is a man.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[Hawkzors]

Re: Please pray for my wife

What if our god was a women? I mean that would make sense, just as saying mother earth. And the mother is the care giver for our children. I mean it makes sense. God is a woman. She created all of us and we are her children. She loves everyone on earth equally and does not hate those who may be different. God is our mother and loves us and has a place for us as we journey into heaven, Except the babtists who are sexist, racist, bigots who will rot in hell

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Well you say Jesus is one with god, well where did Jesus come from, a woman!

In the same way a rose can grow from a pile of stinky horse dung.

Think about it.

Jesus is my Saviour

[Lillian]

Re: Please pray for my wife

Jesus came from God. God created Jesus (Himself) and he needed an oven to bake Him in, that's all. Mary was just a teenaged whore who was handy.

So your telling me, Jesus is not only the son of God but the son of a whore?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please pray for my wife

Well you say Jesus is one with god, well where did Jesus come from, a woman!

Jesus came from God. God created Jesus (Himself) and he needed an oven to bake Him in, that's all. Mary was just a teenaged whore who was handy.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, the church your husband takes you to, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Please pray for my wife

Good night, please reflect on what you have learnt from us - you may wake up refreshed.

Yours in Christ

Noah

[Lillian]

Re: Please pray for my wife

Tired.. need sleep.. going to bed, night night

[Didymus Much]

Re: Please pray for my wife

Luke 1:38 And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her.

Exactly - not a lot is it....

She did as she was told to.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Please pray for my wife

Exactly - not a lot is it....

[Lillian]

Re: Please pray for my wife

That is very true. But even Mary, the mother of Jesus, knew her place - tell me something that she said as recorded in the Bible....

Luke 1:38 And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her.