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    MOHAMMED to give LBC 14 million!!! Let's Pray its True!

    Folks, I received this exciting Email from Mohammad...

    FROM: MOHAMMED ABACHA

    I believe you are doing fine today. In my effort to safe keep our
    family fund, I wish to inform you that all necessary arrangements
    have been made and the funds have left to Europe last week by
    Express Cargo Flight (Diplomatic Delivery Agency).Note carefully
    that the content of the crates is money "US$14 million cash" but I
    did not disclose it to the Courier Services as money,rather I
    informed them that the crates contains Vital "DOCUMENTS AND
    EXPENSIVE AFRICA ART WORK" belonging to a family friend and also
    business partner(that's you).

    Please get back to me immediately with your contact address,full
    name and phone number through my email address so that I can send
    you the copies of the document and full contact information of the
    company for you to contact them and know when the consignment will
    be delivered to you. Please note that you will get a negotiable
    percentage of the fund and the deposit papers are ready and will be
    forwarded as soon as you make a contact with the diplomatic company.

    Sincerely,

    Mohammed

    Of course, I responded on behalf of God's favorite chruch. I guess we'll know soon enough wheter of not old Mohammad is as worthless as they say he is. ANTICIPATING GLENDORA
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    Re: MOHAMMED to give LBC 14 million!!! Let's Pray its True!

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    Folks, I received this exciting Email from Mohammad...

    FROM: MOHAMMED ABACHA

    I believe you are doing fine today. In my effort to safe keep our
    family fund, I wish to inform you that all necessary arrangements
    have been made and the funds have left to Europe last week by
    Express Cargo Flight (Diplomatic Delivery Agency).Note carefully
    that the content of the crates is money "US$14 million cash" but I
    did not disclose it to the Courier Services as money,rather I
    informed them that the crates contains Vital "DOCUMENTS AND
    EXPENSIVE AFRICA ART WORK" belonging to a family friend and also
    business partner(that's you).

    Please get back to me immediately with your contact address,full
    name and phone number through my email address so that I can send
    you the copies of the document and full contact information of the
    company for you to contact them and know when the consignment will
    be delivered to you. Please note that you will get a negotiable
    percentage of the fund and the deposit papers are ready and will be
    forwarded as soon as you make a contact with the diplomatic company.

    Sincerely,

    Mohammed

    Of course, I responded on behalf of God's favorite chruch. I guess we'll know soon enough wheter of not old Mohammad is as worthless as they say he is. ANTICIPATING GLENDORA
    Have no worries I am presently dealing with this man, my life savings are invested with him, he is very helpful.
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    • #3
      Re: MOHAMMED to give LBC 14 million!!! Let's Pray its True!

      Praise Jesus! We can use that money to fund our upcoming mission to Godless Australia! That should pay for enough Bibles and bananas to lure in a huge crowd! Not to mention we Pastors need a new fleet of Escalades....

      Thank you Jesus!! Oh, sweet Jesus THANK YOU!!
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      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: MOHAMMED to give LBC 14 million!!! Let's Pray its True!

        And here I'd been told to ignore those people from Nigeria. Maybe they're not all bad after all!

        Mother Glendora, I do hope he's not in cahoots with THIS fellow:

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        • #5
          Re: MOHAMMED to give LBC 14 million!!! Let's Pray its True!

          Well, this is certainly wonderful news! I informed Mr. Thyme of this exciting development as soon as I read it, and his thugs associates are in the process of checking Mr. Mohammed Abacha's credentials even now.

          I'm sure he'll check out perfectly, though, seeing as Brother Ezekiel B has done business with him.
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          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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