Please pray for the Dutch

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Do I really need to explain why? Please pray that the Lord will hold His nose and part the clouds of marihuana smoke that envelope that nation of dykes so that they can find their way to Him.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Amen, and A-men, Sister Mary... I just hope God doesn't decide to punish them once and for all and break the dykes, I mean, dikes.

[Wide-Open]

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Amen indeedy Sister! On a clear day, I can see the clouds billowing from where I live.

If the LORD decides to break their dykes, it will make New Orleans look like a kiddy pool. I do hope to get some advanced warning though.

[ForGodsSake]

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Let us Pray that they are not all floating around on wacky weed to notice that the Lord may help them.

[SUV]

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I Pray Jesus that they make a speedy recovery from their Elm Disease.

[Wide-Open]

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I Pray Jesus that they make a speedy recovery from their Elm Disease.

Isn't that what that awful movie "Nightmare on Dutch Elm Street" is about?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I wonder if their wooden clogs will help them keep afloat when they do get flooded by broken dikes?

Doesn't someone stand by the dike and put a finger in the hole at all times?

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Doesn't someone stand by the dike and put a finger in the hole at all times?

Generally another dike is used to cover the hole, I think.

[Larry Lee]

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I Pray Jesus that they make a speedy recovery from their Elm Disease.

Actually, the Dutch plauge is God's punishment upon those drugged out sodomites for their drugged-out sodomitic ways, although it doesn't seem to be working. We can only pray that our merciful Lord is swift in His innudation of that nether land.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Brothers and Sister, The Netherlands is filled with prostitution, drugs, pornography, fingers in dykes and in dikes. Most things smell of cheese. Windmills are a national curse. Homers abound and the government orders its teaching in schools and is thinking of making it compulsory. Three quarters of Holland is below sea-level – 100% should be.

But wait… Holland is filled also with priceless masterpieces and works of art (all inspired by God). It is a matter of but a short time when the 2nd Flood will engulf the hapless Kingdom.

Taking these matters together, would it not be wise to suggest to the Dutch people that their priceless treasures can be safely held in the huge bullion rooms under Landover?

Flood comes, Bish! Bash! Bosh! We have an art gallery.

[Larry Lee]

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Taking these matters together, would it not be wise to suggest to the Dutch people that their priceless treasures can be safely held in the huge bullion rooms under Landover?

I like your thinking!

I see no reason for US Special Forces not to liberate the Rijksmuseum immediatly -- And perform a similarly superlative job as the one they did at the National Museum of Iraq.