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    I wrote this prayer for you all

    Dear Charles Darwin
    You told us of your storys
    and showed us how were related to monkeys
    we thank thee for telling us of Jesus being a homer
    we thank thee for your effort in making us normal
    to being atheist

    ah men
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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    Re: I wrote this prayer for you all

    YOU HERETIC, HELL AWAITS YOU

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    • #3
      Re: I wrote this prayer for you all

      Originally posted by St James of England View Post
      Dear Charles Darwin
      You told us of your storys
      and showed us how were related to monkeys
      we thank thee for telling us of Jesus being a homer
      we thank thee for your effort in making us normal
      to being atheist

      ah men
      Ok, let me see if I've got this straight. We have the Bible which explains the glory of man, covering the entire history of mankind and explaining what happens when you die...

      Then some guy comes along and tells you Jesus is a queer and your ancestors were monkeys and you bought that? Friend you're an idiot.

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      • #4
        Re: I wrote this prayer for you all

        Originally posted by Mr_Ass View Post
        YOU HERETIC, HELL AWAITS YOU

        Welcome friend. Are you trying to be the talking donkey from the Bible?

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        • #5
          Re: I wrote this prayer for you all

          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
          Ok, let me see if I've got this straight. We have the Bible which explains the glory of man, covering the entire history of mankind and explaining what happens when you die...

          Then some guy comes along and tells you Jesus is a queer and your ancestors were monkeys and you bought that? Friend you're an idiot.

          You have the bible written by charles darwin in 1700s
          if you had read it youll realise that your an ape thats what we all technically are, your one of them
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • #6
            Re: I wrote this prayer for you all

            Originally posted by St James of England View Post
            You have the bible written by charles darwin in 1700s
            Charles Robert Darwin (12 February 1809 – 19 April 1882)
            King James Bible 1611

            1700s?             God cursed your brain and you get everything wrong! Good, Praised be The Lord!
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • #7
              Re: I wrote this prayer for you all

              Originally posted by St James of England View Post
              Dear Charles Darwin
              You told us of your storys
              and showed us how were related to monkeys
              we thank thee for telling us of Jesus being a homer
              we thank thee for your effort in making us normal
              to being atheist

              ah men
              Saint? Yeah right. Are you one of those Hell-bound cathyolics? You better get right with Jesus before He loses His patience with you and drop-kicks your sorry ass right into the pits of Hell!

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              • #8
                Re: I wrote this prayer for you all
                what an excellent prayer
                made me cry

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                • #9
                  Re: I wrote this prayer for you all

                  Originally posted by King Darwin View Post
                  what an excellent prayer
                  made me cry

                  He's an emo. Do you have your little pocket pillow with you to cry on?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I wrote this prayer for you all
                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    He's an emo. Do you have your little pocket pillow with you to cry on?
                    by bible do you simply mean a porn magazine?

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