[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

The fact is buffalo wings are cooked with a special sauce, 'Buffalo sauce', and named after the city the recipe originated in. Buffalo, New York.

I would think you'd know that, my dear Pastor Al.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

The fact is buffalo wings are cooked with a special sauce, 'Buffalo sauce', and named after the city the recipe originated in. Buffalo, New York.

I would think you'd know that, my dear Pastor Al.

Are you kidding? Me go to New York? Fugheddaboudit!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Ah, good, so it'll be safe for me to go there as I'm planning to sometime next year

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Ah, good, so it'll be safe for me to go there as I'm planning to sometime next year

Yes, the Iranians are expected to light off some nukes in JOO York next year.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Well, if your starving to death eating a mouse would be ok...

...but not particularly filling, one imagines. What about other animals? Is there anything that makes eating cats and mice inherently wronger than cows or chickens?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

A CIRCLE SAVING(TM)! Ahh, I knew DIM-bulb had SOME light.

Now, if you could just change "internalized sexism" to "demons of rebellion" and "send her healing energy" into "shower her with the golden Love of Jesus", you'd be on the right track.

Praise Jesus, there's hope for you yet! We'll change that DIM-Bulb to a brightly burning Lamp of the Lord in no time!!

[hellion]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

"The people who wrote the Bible" wrote down exactly what God dictated. The entire story is HERE.

Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...

[SUV]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...

Don't tell Pastor, but I myself don't Believe in everything that's caught in the Internets. For example, the sexular media on CNN often feature Britney in their "news" stories - and now they are making her out to be some sort of scarlet "woman"! Imagine!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...

Listen boy, these internets are just another tool used by Jesus to spread His Word. We believe in and adhere to each and every word of the Holy KJV1611 Bible. We are trying our best to help you get Saved, you little fool. Better put down the comic books and pay attention!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...

If the internets are quoting the 1611 King James Version, what could be wrong? There are areas of the internets (which, as I've mentioned before, are a series of tubes) which are analagous to the tubes on a whore and must be avoided like the plague. Only God-Approved™ tubes are to be believed. Anything, and I mean ANYTHING that mentions the words "evolution", "darwin" or "cult" are to be ignored .

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...

No, of course not, silly. The Interwebs are full of nonsense like atheism, evil-ution, and feminism, which anyone with any spiritual discernment will reject as wrong. Instead, we believe everything the Lord tells us. Praise His holy name!

[hellion]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

If the internets are quoting the 1611 King James Version, what could be wrong? There are areas of the internets (which, as I've mentioned before, are a series of tubes) which are analagous to the tubes on a whore and must be avoided like the plague. Only God-Approved™ tubes are to be believed. Anything, and I mean ANYTHING that mentions the words "evolution", "darwin" or "cult" are to be ignored .

Then shouldn't you have ignored Landoverbaptist.net?

[Petal]

please prays harder for Miss.hellion

Then shouldn't you have ignored Landoverbaptist.net?

Miss.Helloin, this thread were starteds so that not only would we true Christains™ prays for you, but you would reads it wiv a humble hart an then ask lord Jesus for forgivenesses . but you do nothin but yap an argue an yap-yap-yap some more, you gots a smart-alicky attitoode that be you ---> an i not shore you can be saveds after all

[SUV]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Yeah. Here's her too, Miss Petal:

(Well, maybe not exactly. But I like that 'Smiley' and never seem to have anywhere else to post it.)

[Brother Temperance]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Yeah. Here's her too, Miss Petal:

(Well, maybe not exactly. But I like that 'Smiley' and never seem to have anywhere else to post it.)

Islamofascists and feminazis are pretty much the same thing anyway, I'd say.