please prays for Miss.hellion

[Petal]

she got a spirt of rebellions an i be suspectin she a victim of publick schoolin cuz that would mean her head be swimmin wiv 1970's femnist claptraps, she prolly not be wearin no bra when she post here an she pollute every thread she post on wiv her tuff talks

that be her ---> <--- an that be every man in towns

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

I think she's suffering from issues of internalized sexism. We should form a caring circle and send her healing energy.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Healing energy?! Are you a wiccedan?? We don't worship the DEVIL here, friend. Perhaps you aren't aware of the only way to cure ANY illness (ie. devil infestation) by praying to the Dear Lord Jesus(tm) that He will help a Landover Pastor cast out the hapless demons into the nearest barnyard animals. "Healing energy" is just a lie based in the homer history of spreading their "healing energy" all over the faces of their bus stop friends. <shudder>

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

she got a spirt of rebellions an i be suspectin she a victim of publick schoolin cuz that would mean her head be swimmin wiv 1970's femnist claptraps, she prolly not be wearin no bra when she post here an she pollute every thread she post on wiv her tuff talks

that be her ---> <--- an that be every man in towns

Precious Petal, I know our Lord Jesus Christ is getting a bit nervous over Ms Hellion. And I too, am worried that even God's favorite church might not be strong enough to save her. I am reminded of Linda Blair in that very bad movie The Exorcist . . . every time Ms. Hellion opens her filthy mouth, I picture the explosive vomit and evil eyes . . . I'm not sure how much more I can take.

[Petal]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

I am reminded of Linda Blair in that very bad movie The Exorcist . . . every time Ms. Hellion opens her filthy mouth, I picture the explosive vomit and evil eyes . . . I'm not sure how much more I can take.

it even worser than we thawt, Mrs.Momma Glynndie. Miss.Hellion as good as confess that she gots a demon of killer fleas they be mooslem demon fleas cuz they infest her armpits an it make her wanna murder christians

i be prayin that she shave her hairy femnist pits of hellish fleafires before she kill someone

[Lunadea]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

I think she's suffering from issues of internalized sexism. We should form a caring circle and send her healing energy.

Just as long as the 'caring circle' doesn't include too many dirty old men trying to hug people and get a cheap feel, Mr Imgran-Myers.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

it even worser than we thawt, Mrs.Momma Glynndie. Miss.Hellion as good as confess that she gots a demon of killer fleas they be mooslem demon fleas cuz they infest her armpits an it make her wanna murder christians

i be prayin that she shave her hairy femnist pits of hellish fleafires before she kill someone

Precious Petal, that (very stupid) Hellion used the homonym* fleas instead of flees. So there are no killer fleas. And one of Mother Glynndie's pet peeves is improper homonyms! Hellion just earned 40 warning points for poor writing skills.

PS Mother Glynndie knows how Petal struggles with her grammar, so don't you ever worry about warning points. I know our Lord Jesus Christ loves you very much and surely, HE knows how hard you try .

*http://www.answers.com/homonym&r=67

[hellion]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

she got a spirt of rebellions an i be suspectin she a victim of publick schoolin cuz that would mean her head be swimmin wiv 1970's femnist claptraps, she prolly not be wearin no bra when she post here an she pollute every thread she post on wiv her tuff talks

that be her ---> <--- an that be every man in towns

Actually I do wear a bra. Me beaten' men? I'd never do that! Some of them are really cute.

[hellion]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

I think she's suffering from issues of internalized sexism. We should form a caring circle and send her healing energy.

Bite me, Darren. I already told you, I'm not sexist. I'm good friends with a lot of guys. I just don't like men who put women down. And from what I've read, you feel the same way.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Bite me, Darren. I already told you, I'm not sexist. I'm good friends with a lot of guys. I just don't like men who put women down. And from what I've read, you feel the same way.

We all know what the secularist definition of "good friends" is! Your body is a temple, why must you defile it?

[hellion]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

We all know what the secularist definition of "good friends" is! Your body is a temple, why must you defile it?

For the last time: if I'm not addressing you, then stay out of it! And I know what your perverted mind thinks about anything I say, but I'm a virgin. I'm just friends with them.

[Enobarbus]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

For the last time: if I'm not addressing you, then stay out of it! And I know what your perverted mind thinks about anything I say, but I'm a virgin. I'm just friends with them.

Miss Hellion, thou shalt not tell Brother Temperance when and when not he may post on his own boards. You are our guest here Miss Hellion; you are not in charge.

Nor will you accuse a Godly Landoverian like Brother Temperance of having a "perverted mind". You are fortunate that we are gentle and compassionate True Christians™ and will deal leniently with your mean-spirted and ill-mannered outburst. Nevertheless I feel driven to award warning points on the grounds that you are being boring, tiresome, and witless. And of course you are insulting a Godly Administrator on the boards where you are a guest. I strongly suggest that you attempt to improve your behaviour in this respect.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

For the last time: if I'm not addressing you, then stay out of it! And I know what your perverted mind thinks about anything I say, but I'm a virgin. I'm just friends with them.

Every one of you trarts who posts from that den of iniquity, EXCEPT THE ELEVEN YEAR-OLD say they are virgins. You aren't fooling anyone! Young virgins don't talk filth like that.

[Lady Sorrow]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

I pray that this evil feminazi lezbean sees the TRUTH(r)!! Hellion, you need to learn your proper place is next to a stove or using your oven to make new little soldiers.
You should stop all that tiresome thinking, dear, it's very unbecoming to a lady. No good man wants a mouthy, sassy female.

[Ixi]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Who says? I don't care for a husband, I'm fine with me, my sisters, and friends. And I bet she isn't thinking about a husband right now either.