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  • #1

    please prays for Miss.hellion

    she got a spirt of rebellions an i be suspectin she a victim of publick schoolin cuz that would mean her head be swimmin wiv 1970's femnist claptraps, she prolly not be wearin no bra when she post here an she pollute every thread she post on wiv her tuff talks

    that be her ---> <--- an that be every man in towns
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  • #2
    Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

    I think she's suffering from issues of internalized sexism. We should form a caring circle and send her healing energy.
    The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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    • #3
      Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

      Healing energy?! Are you a wiccedan?? We don't worship the DEVIL here, friend. Perhaps you aren't aware of the only way to cure ANY illness (ie. devil infestation) by praying to the Dear Lord Jesus(tm) that He will help a Landover Pastor cast out the hapless demons into the nearest barnyard animals. "Healing energy" is just a lie based in the homer history of spreading their "healing energy" all over the faces of their bus stop friends. <shudder>
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      • #4
        Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

        Originally posted by Petal View Post
        she got a spirt of rebellions an i be suspectin she a victim of publick schoolin cuz that would mean her head be swimmin wiv 1970's femnist claptraps, she prolly not be wearin no bra when she post here an she pollute every thread she post on wiv her tuff talks


        that be her ---> <--- an that be every man in towns
        Precious Petal, I know our Lord Jesus Christ is getting a bit nervous over Ms Hellion. And I too, am worried that even God's favorite church might not be strong enough to save her. I am reminded of Linda Blair in that very bad movie The Exorcist . . . every time Ms. Hellion opens her filthy mouth, I picture the explosive vomit and evil eyes . . . I'm not sure how much more I can take.
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        • #5
          Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

          Originally posted by Mrs.Momma Glynndie View Post
          I am reminded of Linda Blair in that very bad movie The Exorcist . . . every time Ms. Hellion opens her filthy mouth, I picture the explosive vomit and evil eyes . . . I'm not sure how much more I can take.
          it even worser than we thawt, Mrs.Momma Glynndie. Miss.Hellion as good as confess that she gots a demon of killer fleas they be mooslem demon fleas cuz they infest her armpits an it make her wanna murder christians

          i be prayin that she shave her hairy femnist pits of hellish fleafires before she kill someone

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          • #6
            Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

            Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
            I think she's suffering from issues of internalized sexism. We should form a caring circle and send her healing energy.
            Just as long as the 'caring circle' doesn't include too many dirty old men trying to hug people and get a cheap feel, Mr Imgran-Myers.

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            • #7
              Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

              Originally posted by Petal View Post
              it even worser than we thawt, Mrs.Momma Glynndie. Miss.Hellion as good as confess that she gots a demon of killer fleas they be mooslem demon fleas cuz they infest her armpits an it make her wanna murder christians

              i be prayin that she shave her hairy femnist pits of hellish fleafires before she kill someone
              Precious Petal, that (very stupid) Hellion used the homonym* fleas instead of flees. So there are no killer fleas. And one of Mother Glynndie's pet peeves is improper homonyms! Hellion just earned 40 warning points for poor writing skills.

              PS Mother Glynndie knows how Petal struggles with her grammar, so don't you ever worry about warning points. I know our Lord Jesus Christ loves you very much and surely, HE knows how hard you try .

              *http://www.answers.com/homonym&r=67
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • #8
                Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                Originally posted by Petal View Post
                she got a spirt of rebellions an i be suspectin she a victim of publick schoolin cuz that would mean her head be swimmin wiv 1970's femnist claptraps, she prolly not be wearin no bra when she post here an she pollute every thread she post on wiv her tuff talks

                that be her ---> <--- an that be every man in towns
                Actually I do wear a bra. Me beaten' men? I'd never do that! Some of them are really cute.
                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                • #9
                  Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                  Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                  I think she's suffering from issues of internalized sexism. We should form a caring circle and send her healing energy.
                  Bite me, Darren. I already told you, I'm not sexist. I'm good friends with a lot of guys. I just don't like men who put women down. And from what I've read, you feel the same way.
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                  • #10
                    Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    Bite me, Darren. I already told you, I'm not sexist. I'm good friends with a lot of guys. I just don't like men who put women down. And from what I've read, you feel the same way.
                    We all know what the secularist definition of "good friends" is! Your body is a temple, why must you defile it?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #11
                      Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      We all know what the secularist definition of "good friends" is! Your body is a temple, why must you defile it?
                      For the last time: if I'm not addressing you, then stay out of it! And I know what your perverted mind thinks about anything I say, but I'm a virgin. I'm just friends with them.
                      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                      Moderatio est Figmentum

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                      • #12
                        Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        For the last time: if I'm not addressing you, then stay out of it! And I know what your perverted mind thinks about anything I say, but I'm a virgin. I'm just friends with them.
                        Miss Hellion, thou shalt not tell Brother Temperance when and when not he may post on his own boards. You are our guest here Miss Hellion; you are not in charge.

                        Nor will you accuse a Godly Landoverian like Brother Temperance of having a "perverted mind". You are fortunate that we are gentle and compassionate True Christians™ and will deal leniently with your mean-spirted and ill-mannered outburst. Nevertheless I feel driven to award warning points on the grounds that you are being boring, tiresome, and witless. And of course you are insulting a Godly Administrator on the boards where you are a guest. I strongly suggest that you attempt to improve your behaviour in this respect.
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                        • #13
                          Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                          Originally posted by hellion View Post
                          For the last time: if I'm not addressing you, then stay out of it! And I know what your perverted mind thinks about anything I say, but I'm a virgin. I'm just friends with them.
                          Every one of you trarts who posts from that den of iniquity, EXCEPT THE ELEVEN YEAR-OLD say they are virgins. You aren't fooling anyone! Young virgins don't talk filth like that.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • #14
                            Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                            I pray that this evil feminazi lezbean sees the TRUTH(r)!! Hellion, you need to learn your proper place is next to a stove or using your oven to make new little soldiers.
                            You should stop all that tiresome thinking, dear, it's very unbecoming to a lady. No good man wants a mouthy, sassy female.

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                            • #15
                              Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                              Who says? I don't care for a husband, I'm fine with me, my sisters, and friends. And I bet she isn't thinking about a husband right now either.
                              A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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