[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

Is it just me or does this whole thread seem like dear Ahimaaz might be getting a little kick out of a whole bunch of people visualizing his rear and praying?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

Is it just me or does this whole thread seem like dear Ahimaaz might be getting a little kick out of a whole bunch of people visualizing his rear and praying?

No need to visualize any longer; I have reinstated the Photo

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

And I'm the one who gets an infraction!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

And I'm the one who gets an infraction!

Rachel, you're back! How nice to see you! I *thought* there was an exceptionally large line in front of the local bath houses last night. When I was driving by.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

Rachel, you're back! How nice to see you! I *thought* there was an exceptionally large line in front of the local bath houses last night. When I was driving by.

Well, what can I say. I've missed the rather...interesting debates here.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

No need to visualize any longer; I have reinstated the Photo

*URK!* Oh, geeze, what did I do to deserve to see that?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

*URK!* Oh, geeze, what did I do to deserve to see that?

God-mocking perverts get what they deserve.

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

*URK!* Oh, geeze, what did I do to deserve to see that?

Don't pretend like you didn't save it onto your hard drive for later review. Jesus sees all you know.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

Don't pretend like you didn't save it onto your hard drive for later review. Jesus sees all you know.

Not only did I not save it, I will probably spend years on a therapist trying to forget that the image even exists!
I should sue you for that!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

I will probably spend years on a therapist trying to forget that the image even exists!

You and me both, pal. Except for the therapist bit, I have Jesus for that.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

Eew. Just eew.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

Eew. Just eew.

What do you know about such things, pervert?

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

What do you know about such things, pervert?

He puts a picture of his ass up for everyone here to see and SHE'S the pervert?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

He puts a picture of his ass up for everyone here to see and SHE'S the pervert?

It's all in the motive. He puts up a picture to serve as an example of what a sign from God looks like. Besides, he's a registered True Christian™. He can't sin.

"Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him." 1 John 3:6

Perversion is a sin

"Whoso walketh uprightly shall be saved: but he that is perverse in his ways shall fall at once." Proverbs 28:18

Therefore, a True Christian™ can not be a pervert. Sinners, however, are inclined to perversion.

"The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?" Jeremiah 17:9

Only when we have a spiritual "heart transplant" can we trust ourselves not to be perverted and sinful.

"A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh." Ezekiel 36:26

So, to answer your question: Yes, you are correct.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

It's all in the motive. He puts up a picture to serve as an example of what a sign from God looks like. Besides, he's a registered True Christian™. He can't sin.

Perversion is a sin

Therefore, a True Christian™ can not be a pervert. Sinners, however, are inclined to perversion.

Only when we have a spiritual "heart transplant" can we trust ourselves not to be perverted and sinful.



So, to answer your question: Yes, you are correct.

The more I read, the more sic you people are.
So, what you're saying is, if he decided to go out and fornicate with dead farm animals, he still wouldn't be a pervert (because he's a Christian) but if she decides to have nice, normal, heterosexual sex in the missionary position with her husband, that makes her a pervert (because she isn't a Christian). Did I get that wrong?